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Do you want to split a salmon? -I'm gonna get my own steak
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The Meyerowitz Stories

Do you want to split a salmon?-I'm gonna get my own steak

Do you want to split a salmon?
-I'm gonna get my own steak

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-Do you want to split a salmon? -I'm gonna get my own steak.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:18
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Gilded Halfwing,IAC Films

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Movie Summary

An estranged family gathers together in New York City for an event celebrating the artistic work of their father.
-The six ounce or the twelve? -Twelve, and maybe spinach for the table. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
-The six ounce or the twelve? -Twelve, and maybe spinach for...
Handsome boy, has the Meyerowitz eyes. Does he like the Knicks? - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
Handsome boy, has the Meyerowitz eyes. Does he like the Knic...
I suppose he'll be a Lakers fan - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
I suppose he'll be a Lakers fan
-You've been married four times. -Three, the first one was annulled. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
-You've been married four times. -Three, the first one ...
I married her because of Tony, but I think about what it would mean to leave, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:07
I married her because of Tony, but I think about what it wou...
I didn't invite a lot of people, but everyone I invited, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
I didn't invite a lot of people, but everyone I invited...
Dad, in terms of your estate, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
Dad, in terms of your estate,
Very nice. Before she dried out, Maureen drank half my wine cellar, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:06
Very nice. Before she dried out, Maureen drank half my wine ...
It's quite infantilizing, giving away your control like that. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
It's quite infantilizing, giving away your control like...
I tell Maureen, "I don't like you when you drink. You become a different person." - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:08
I tell Maureen, "I don't like you when you drink. ...
-I'm gonna punch this guy in the nose. -It's fine. We have the bigger table. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
-I'm gonna punch this guy in the nose. -It's fine....
-Well, what do you want me to do? -Where's our waiter? Excuse me! - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
-Well, what do you want me to do? -Where's our waiter? ...
Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me!
-I know what jacket I took. -I understand, but you took the wrong one. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
-I know what jacket I took. -I understand, but you took the ...
-You crazy, man. -Listen, just wait a second, okay? - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
-You crazy, man. -Listen, just wait a second, okay?
Can't you see? You have my father's jacket, he has yours. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
Can't you see? You have my father's jacket, he has...
What's the fucking problem? Dad, give him his jacket. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
What's the fucking problem? Dad, give him his jacket.
-What is that? -It's a ticket stub - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
-What is that? -It's a ticket stub
-When did you see Fault in Our Stars? -In the country at the triplex. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
-When did you see Fault in Our Stars? -In the country at th...
Dad, how would he have your ticket stub to Fault in Our Stars in his jacket? - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
Dad, how would he have your ticket stub to Fault in Our Sta...