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I told Matthew this seems like an elaborate ruse
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The Meyerowitz Stories

I told Matthew this seemslike an elaborate ruse just to get his parents back together

I told Matthew this seems
like an elaborate ruse just to get his parents back together

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I told Matthew this seems like an elaborate ruse
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just to get his parents back together.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:12
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Gilded Halfwing,IAC Films

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Movie Summary

An estranged family gathers together in New York City for an event celebrating the artistic work of their father.
-Hi, sweetheart! -If you have a Triscuit or something, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:06
-Hi, sweetheart! -If you have a Triscuit or something,
It's called All the Animals Are Dead. Do you want to see it? - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
It's called All the Animals Are Dead. Do you want to se...
Dad, would you rather have a beard made of paper - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:06
Dad, would you rather have a beard made of paper
A beard made from a tree is a beard which is like a tree. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
A beard made from a tree is a beard which is like a tree.
We were very thorough when we divided the books, that I remember. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
We were very thorough when we divided the books, that I reme...
You've lived without it now for 30 years. I think you can manage. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
You've lived without it now for 30 years. I think you c...
You can take it, Harold, if you want. I've mostly stopped reading fiction. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
You can take it, Harold, if you want. I've mostly stopp...
I have huge regrets about how I was with Danny and Jean. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
I have huge regrets about how I was with Danny and Jean.
They were so angry with me... I took your lead, frankly, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:08
They were so angry with me... I took your lead, frankly,
We didn't want to look back, and that was understandable, but... - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
We didn't want to look back, and that was understandabl...
I think they suffered in part because of that, and... I feel terrible. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:06
I think they suffered in part because of that, and... I feel...
It's called flirting when you're young - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:10
It's called flirting when you're young
She still has my drawing on her wall next to the gym teacher's doodle. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
She still has my drawing on her wall next to the gym teacher...
Your mother is more comfortable ultimately being with men who are half-smart. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
Your mother is more comfortable ultimately being with men wh...
After our separation and before Cody, she was with a homosexual, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:08
After our separation and before Cody, she was with a homosex...
Her fraudulent claims about not reading fiction I find offensive. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:05
Her fraudulent claims about not reading fiction I find offen...
She's masquerading as a populist so as to not threaten Cody. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:06
She's masquerading as a populist so as to not threaten ...
It's a shame your mother, who knows better, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:07
It's a shame your mother, who knows better,
-I can't believe you took the book. -She said I could have it. It was mine. - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:04
-I can't believe you took the book. -She said I could h...
When it ended, we weren't on speaking terms, - The Meyerowitz Stories 00:06
When it ended, we weren't on speaking terms,