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The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

An estranged family gathers together in New York for an event celebrating the artistic work of their father.

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Noah Baumbach

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Awards

4 wins & 8 nominations total

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Danny Matthew Harold

-Maureen only told us this morning.
-Yeah. Via text. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Maureen only told us this morning. -Yeah. Via text.

I made her a deal, I said,
"If you stop drinking, we'll get a dog." - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I made her a deal, I said, "If you stop drinking, we�...

-Eliza.
-Do you realize eating meat - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Eliza. -Do you realize eating meat

-I don't think I'm fitting.
-I'm telling you, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-I don't think I'm fitting. -I'm telling you,

But not while I'm pulling this maneuver. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

But not while I'm pulling this maneuver.

-It's okay, Dad. We'll just garage it.
-Know how much it is to garage it here? - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-It's okay, Dad. We'll just garage it. -Know how m...

-Wait until we're stopped!
-It's interfering with my mobility. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Wait until we're stopped! -It's interfering with ...

I used to go dancing around here
at Danceteria, me and your Uncle Matthew. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I used to go dancing around here at Danceteria, me and your ...

-Only I can hear you.
-It's "Nobody Can Fucking Drive Day!" - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Only I can hear you. -It's "Nobody Can Fucking Dr...

The outer door was ajar, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

The outer door was ajar,

Maureen and I bought him
from a very elegant apricot poodle farm - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Maureen and I bought him from a very elegant apricot poodle ...

Dad, the outer door was left open, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Dad, the outer door was left open,

This house isn't very big, but she never
seems to be able to hear me. Maureen! - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

This house isn't very big, but she never seems to be ab...

-Did you leave the front door open?
-For the Con Ed guy! - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Did you leave the front door open? -For the Con Ed guy!

Dad... what happened to your face?
Did you get into a fight? - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Dad... what happened to your face? Did you get into a fight?

I was walking Bruno in the country, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I was walking Bruno in the country,

-She was mauled by a buck.
-A buck in the Berkshires? - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-She was mauled by a buck. -A buck in the Berkshires?

In her indomitable way, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

In her indomitable way,

I made cookies, but I stepped in dog shit.
I like your sweater. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I made cookies, but I stepped in dog shit. I like your sweat...

-Are you excited for college tomorrow?
-Yeah, I really can't wait. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Are you excited for college tomorrow? -Yeah, I really can&#...

Dad keeps saying
he wishes he hadn't retired now - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Dad keeps saying he wishes he hadn't retired now

-I couldn't make sculptures.
-She's very excited, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-I couldn't make sculptures. -She's very excited,

I told her,
"I don't like you when you drink." - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I told her, "I don't like you when you drink."...

The Dad says
you're gonna study film at college. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

The Dad says you're gonna study film at college.

I think The Dad hoped that you might
follow in his footsteps - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I think The Dad hoped that you might follow in his footsteps

Since Clarence had a stroke and I retired, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Since Clarence had a stroke and I retired,

So, now we have a sculptor
and a filmmaker in the family. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

So, now we have a sculptor and a filmmaker in the family.

And an accountant,
which sounds uninteresting, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

And an accountant, which sounds uninteresting,

We're supposed to say
"business manager." - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

We're supposed to say "business manager."

Matthew showed interest in fine art
and Danny had musical talent, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Matthew showed interest in fine art and Danny had musical ta...

In my office at Xerox,
I'm known as the resident auteur. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

In my office at Xerox, I'm known as the resident auteur...

-I'm a facilities manager for special...
-When was the last job you had, Danny? - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-I'm a facilities manager for special... -When was the ...

Well, we sold the apartment,
so we'll split that. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Well, we sold the apartment, so we'll split that.

And I'll be staying here for a little,
of course, while I figure it out. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

And I'll be staying here for a little, of course, while...

-Thank you again.
-While you're staying here, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Thank you again. -While you're staying here,

Maureen is taking a fancy trip
to Easter Island Monday with a group. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Maureen is taking a fancy trip to Easter Island Monday with ...

He has some wealthy clients
who are coming over Sunday - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

He has some wealthy clients who are coming over Sunday

He's only here for a day to see a client,
he wants to see me during that time. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

He's only here for a day to see a client, he wants to s...

It's amazing how much
Matthew's clients make, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

It's amazing how much Matthew's clients make,

I think I would've had greater success
if I had been more fashionable. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I think I would've had greater success if I had been mo...

You know, L.J.'s having a retrospective
at MoMA. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

You know, L.J.'s having a retrospective at MoMA.

Yes, they were going to buy
more work, too, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Yes, they were going to buy more work, too,

I don't know, he didn't respond
the last time I reached out. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I don't know, he didn't respond the last time I re...

When I called and wrote the Whitney
about it, they couldn't find it. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

When I called and wrote the Whitney about it, they couldn�...

-Jean, damn it, they have the work!
-Okay. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Jean, damn it, they have the work! -Okay.

You send in the pictures
and they make it for you. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

You send in the pictures and they make it for you.

Oh, Dad, Jean and I spoke to a woman
at the museum at Bard. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Oh, Dad, Jean and I spoke to a woman at the museum at Bard.

Oh, that's the least they can do for you,
after all those years you've given them. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Oh, that's the least they can do for you, after all tho...

I think with Eliza going this fall - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I think with Eliza going this fall

A retrospective at this point would be
a real feather in my cap, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

A retrospective at this point would be a real feather in my ...

I think Hilma's angry because
I voted against her chairmanship. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I think Hilma's angry because I voted against her chair...

-Well, Hilma hasn't offered it yet.
-When she does, tell her no. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-Well, Hilma hasn't offered it yet. -When she does, tel...

You'll always be my superstar - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

You'll always be my superstar

You'll always be good at math - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

You'll always be good at math

That broken arm made you so sad - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

That broken arm made you so sad

You got my hands, you got my toes - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

You got my hands, you got my toes

It's always... worse
after I've been sitting. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

It's always... worse after I've been sitting.

I have an appointment
with an acupuncturist on Tuesday. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I have an appointment with an acupuncturist on Tuesday.

I'm telling you,
you are going to meet a lot of... - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I'm telling you, you are going to meet a lot of...

I didn't make it more than a month
at college because I liked drugs so much. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I didn't make it more than a month at college because I...

I still haven't wrapped my mind around it,
you guys not being together. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I still haven't wrapped my mind around it, you guys not...

Sorry I don't get to drive you,
but your mom won that one. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Sorry I don't get to drive you, but your mom won that o...

I know it's just a college show, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I know it's just a college show,

The work is good
and deserves more exposure. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

The work is good and deserves more exposure.

It's intended as a sort of sequel
to "Gilded Halfwing." - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

It's intended as a sort of sequel to "Gilded Halfw...

Yes, James, "Gilded Halfwing." - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Yes, James, "Gilded Halfwing."

But I like to think
that my later work is richer, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

But I like to think that my later work is richer,

When Matthew told me that was yours, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

When Matthew told me that was yours,

He's been doing that for,
I guess it's been close to five years. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

He's been doing that for, I guess it's been close ...

It's largely intuitive, really, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

It's largely intuitive, really,

I think I'm doing
the best work of my life right now, but... - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I think I'm doing the best work of my life right now, b...

He's baby-faced but sinewy
like an old lover of mine, Willem Dafoe. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

He's baby-faced but sinewy like an old lover of mine, W...

What do you mean, "both?" Maureen?
What do you mean, "both?" - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

What do you mean, "both?" Maureen? What do you mea...

-They got first and third with no one out.
-You're thinking about selling, why? - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-They got first and third with no one out. -You're thin...

It's very expensive to keep this place up, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

It's very expensive to keep this place up,

I had it before we were married,
but it's ours. Everything is ours now. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I had it before we were married, but it's ours. Everyth...

-I didn't expect you to get upset.
-I am! I am upset about it. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-I didn't expect you to get upset. -I am! I am upset ab...

I mean, Dad, with a show here or there,
your work might become valuable. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I mean, Dad, with a show here or there, your work might beco...

She gets sensitive about these things.
She feels like an outsider. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

She gets sensitive about these things. She feels like an out...

I tell her,
"Technically, you're their stepmother." - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I tell her, "Technically, you're their stepmother....

I remember I spent months of allowance
on that pool cue for your birthday. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

I remember I spent months of allowance on that pool cue for ...

The famous blueberry pancakes. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

The famous blueberry pancakes.

The "famous blueberry pancakes?" - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

The "famous blueberry pancakes?"

Yes! All on one tape: Videodrome,
Beverally Hills Cop, spelled wrong, - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Yes! All on one tape: Videodrome, Beverally Hills Cop, spe...

Dad, you remember that song I wrote - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Dad, you remember that song I wrote

His name was Byron - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

His name was Byron

Say it with confidence
And look him in the eye - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Say it with confidence And look him in the eye

-When I get to college, I want to...
-What? - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

-When I get to college, I want to... -What?

Oh, honey, you have so much to learn. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Oh, honey, you have so much to learn.

Pagina Man fucks who they please
when they please. - The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

Pagina Man fucks who they please when they please.

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) poster

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An estranged family gathers together in New York for an event celebrating the artistic work of their father.

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Director: Noah Baumbach

Writer: Noah Baumbach

Production: N/A

Genre: Comedy, Drama

Year: 2017

MetaScore: 80/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 13 Oct 2017

Awards: 4 wins & 8 nominations total

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