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"The Mighty Ducks" quotes

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A self-centered Minnesota lawyer is sentenced to community service coaching a rag tag youth hockey team.

Director: Stephen Herek
Writer: Steven Brill
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, family
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $50,752,337
Released: 02 Oct 1992
Awards: 2 nominations

83 video clips

Gordon BombayLes AvermanConnie MoreauGuy GermaineFulton ReedCharlie ConwayDave KarpTammy DuncanTommy DuncanMr. Gerald DucksworthJury ForemanCoach ReillyGoldbergAdam BanksCasey ConwayTerry HallMcgillFrank HuddyLewisLarson
As a matter of fact I did But I didn't have a choice We're being sponsored - The Mighty Ducks 00:34 As a matter of fact I did But I didn't have a choice... I don't wanna go to school today Mom - The Mighty Ducks 00:08 I don't wanna go to school today Mom Hey shut up You guys stink - The Mighty Ducks 00:11 Hey shut up You guys stink Mom isn't gonna like this at all - The Mighty Ducks 00:13 Mom isn't gonna like this at all Yes sir Mr Ducksworth - The Mighty Ducks 00:14 Yes sir Mr Ducksworth A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win - The Mighty Ducks 00:14 A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win Why'd you turn against me Gordon For six years - The Mighty Ducks 00:22 Why'd you turn against me Gordon For six years Be careful man It almost hit me that time - The Mighty Ducks 00:10 Be careful man It almost hit me that time My mother would not approve of this coach She'd like me to live to be bar mitzvah'd - The Mighty Ducks 00:10 My mother would not approve of this coach She'd like me... Don't worry guys - The Mighty Ducks 00:18 Don't worry guys You really quacked at the principal - The Mighty Ducks 00:09 You really quacked at the principal You know she has many fine qualities that men find attractive - The Mighty Ducks 00:09 You know she has many fine qualities that men find... You got somethin' to say to me Bombay - The Mighty Ducks 00:15 You got somethin' to say to me Bombay Yo dude You obviously in the wrong hood - The Mighty Ducks 00:21 Yo dude You obviously in the wrong hood Here's the long and the short of it I hate hockey and I don't like kids - The Mighty Ducks 00:15 Here's the long and the short of it I hate hockey and I... Could you turn down the stereo Sure - The Mighty Ducks 00:17 Could you turn down the stereo Sure You may make it you may not - The Mighty Ducks 00:29 You may make it you may not Hey guys Excuse me guys You gotta untie me now - The Mighty Ducks 00:18 Hey guys Excuse me guys You gotta untie me now No I want to coach the Ducks What about the things you said - The Mighty Ducks 00:14 No I want to coach the Ducks What about the things you said Look at this The Karp ster used his head to stop the puck - The Mighty Ducks 00:07 Look at this The Karp ster used his head to stop the puck Well listen Mr Zen Master you may be in tune with the ice universe - The Mighty Ducks 00:10 Well listen Mr Zen Master you may be in tune with the ice... Oh you think it's funny You think losing is funny - The Mighty Ducks 00:13 Oh you think it's funny You think losing is funny Uh just so you know We really suck - The Mighty Ducks 00:16 Uh just so you know We really suck So what kind of guys does she usually date - The Mighty Ducks 00:17 So what kind of guys does she usually date Oh man It's my mom - The Mighty Ducks 00:08 Oh man It's my mom But they're wimpy They don't even have teeth - The Mighty Ducks 00:08 But they're wimpy They don't even have teeth You didn't listen to a word I said - The Mighty Ducks 00:26 You didn't listen to a word I said How could he do this to me I hate kids They're barely human - The Mighty Ducks 00:06 How could he do this to me I hate kids They're barely... Oh you really stooped to an all time low on this Bombay - The Mighty Ducks 00:25 Oh you really stooped to an all time low on this Bombay Nice fan Charlie Keep swingin' Maybe you'll give 'em a cold - The Mighty Ducks 00:05 Nice fan Charlie Keep swingin' Maybe you'll give... Rink's gotta be around here someplace - The Mighty Ducks 00:11 Rink's gotta be around here someplace Funny Is there a goalie - The Mighty Ducks 00:09 Funny Is there a goalie We wanna ride I could kill one of'em just to set an example - The Mighty Ducks 00:06 We wanna ride I could kill one of'em just to set an... My mother would not approve of this coach She'd like me to live to be bar mitzvah'd - The Mighty Ducks 00:13 My mother would not approve of this coach She'd like me... Concentration not strength - The Mighty Ducks 00:11 Concentration not strength Mom Give me my candy All of it - The Mighty Ducks 00:07 Mom Give me my candy All of it What'd you do My job - The Mighty Ducks 00:06 What'd you do My job But I do know there's a little kid back home - The Mighty Ducks 00:33 But I do know there's a little kid back home Hi coach I'm Connie - The Mighty Ducks 00:14 Hi coach I'm Connie You guys know what it's like to be misunderstood right - The Mighty Ducks 00:08 You guys know what it's like to be misunderstood right You said we didn't deserve to live - The Mighty Ducks 00:11 You said we didn't deserve to live Hey Gordon Nice game - The Mighty Ducks 00:37 Hey Gordon Nice game Well you're great at breaking windows Do you ever hit the goal - The Mighty Ducks 00:34 Well you're great at breaking windows Do you ever hit... Thank you very much Mr Ducksworth - The Mighty Ducks 00:07 Thank you very much Mr Ducksworth The Pete meister Mr Rabble rouser - The Mighty Ducks 00:17 The Pete meister Mr Rabble rouser What's this The Oreo line - The Mighty Ducks 00:05 What's this The Oreo line Remember it's not worth winning if you can't win big - The Mighty Ducks 00:07 Remember it's not worth winning if you can't win... Take the fall Act hurt Get indignant - The Mighty Ducks 00:05 Take the fall Act hurt Get indignant

Cast

Gordon Bombay - Emilio Estevez
Hans - Joss Ackland
Coach Reilly - Lane Smith
Casey - Heidi Kling
Gerald Ducksworth - Josef Sommer
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