"The Mighty Ducks" quotes

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A self-centered Minnesota lawyer is sentenced to community service coaching a rag tag youth hockey team.

Director: Stephen Herek
Writer: Steven Brill
Production: N/A
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $50,752,337
Released: 02 Oct 1992
Awards: 2 nominations

93 Clips

Well you're great at breaking windows Do you ever hit the goal - The Mighty Ducks 00:34
Well you're great at breaking windows Do you ever hit the...
Hey Gordon Nice game - The Mighty Ducks 00:37
Hey Gordon Nice game
You said we didn't deserve to live - The Mighty Ducks 00:11
You said we didn't deserve to live
You guys know what it's like to be misunderstood right - The Mighty Ducks 00:08
You guys know what it's like to be misunderstood right
Hi coach I'm Connie - The Mighty Ducks 00:14
Hi coach I'm Connie
But I do know there's a little kid back home - The Mighty Ducks 00:33
But I do know there's a little kid back home
What'd you do My job - The Mighty Ducks 00:06
What'd you do My job
Mom Give me my candy All of it - The Mighty Ducks 00:07
Mom Give me my candy All of it
Concentration not strength - The Mighty Ducks 00:11
Concentration not strength
My mother would not approve of this coach She'd like me to live to be bar mitzvah'd - The Mighty Ducks 00:13
My mother would not approve of this coach She'd like me to...
We wanna ride I could kill one of'em just to set an example - The Mighty Ducks 00:06
We wanna ride I could kill one of'em just to set an example
Funny Is there a goalie - The Mighty Ducks 00:09
Funny Is there a goalie
Rink's gotta be around here someplace - The Mighty Ducks 00:11
Rink's gotta be around here someplace
Take the fall Act hurt Get indignant - The Mighty Ducks 00:06
Take the fall Act hurt Get indignant
Nice fan Charlie Keep swingin' Maybe you'll give 'em a cold - The Mighty Ducks 00:05
Nice fan Charlie Keep swingin' Maybe you'll give 'em a cold
Oh you really stooped to an all time low on this Bombay - The Mighty Ducks 00:25
Oh you really stooped to an all time low on this Bombay
How could he do this to me I hate kids They're barely human - The Mighty Ducks 00:06
How could he do this to me I hate kids They're barely human
You didn't listen to a word I said - The Mighty Ducks 00:26
You didn't listen to a word I said
But they're wimpy They don't even have teeth - The Mighty Ducks 00:08
But they're wimpy They don't even have teeth
Oh man It's my mom - The Mighty Ducks 00:08
Oh man It's my mom
So what kind of guys does she usually date - The Mighty Ducks 00:17
So what kind of guys does she usually date
Uh just so you know We really suck - The Mighty Ducks 00:16
Uh just so you know We really suck
Remember it's not worth winning if you can't win big - The Mighty Ducks 00:07
Remember it's not worth winning if you can't win big
What's this The Oreo line - The Mighty Ducks 00:05
What's this The Oreo line
Oh you think it's funny You think losing is funny - The Mighty Ducks 00:13
Oh you think it's funny You think losing is funny
Well listen Mr Zen Master you may be in tune with the ice universe - The Mighty Ducks 00:10
Well listen Mr Zen Master you may be in tune with the ice...
Look at this The Karp ster used his head to stop the puck - The Mighty Ducks 00:07
Look at this The Karp ster used his head to stop the puck
No I want to coach the Ducks What about the things you said - The Mighty Ducks 00:14
No I want to coach the Ducks What about the things you said
Hey guys Excuse me guys You gotta untie me now - The Mighty Ducks 00:18
Hey guys Excuse me guys You gotta untie me now
The Pete meister Mr Rabble rouser - The Mighty Ducks 00:18
The Pete meister Mr Rabble rouser
Thank you very much Mr Ducksworth - The Mighty Ducks 00:07
Thank you very much Mr Ducksworth
You may make it you may not - The Mighty Ducks 00:29
You may make it you may not
Could you turn down the stereo Sure - The Mighty Ducks 00:17
Could you turn down the stereo Sure
Here's the long and the short of it I hate hockey and I don't like kids - The Mighty Ducks 00:15
Here's the long and the short of it I hate hockey and I...
Yo dude You obviously in the wrong hood - The Mighty Ducks 00:21
Yo dude You obviously in the wrong hood
You got somethin' to say to me Bombay - The Mighty Ducks 00:15
You got somethin' to say to me Bombay
You know she has many fine qualities that men find attractive - The Mighty Ducks 00:09
You know she has many fine qualities that men find...
You really quacked at the principal - The Mighty Ducks 00:09
You really quacked at the principal
Don't worry guys - The Mighty Ducks 00:18
Don't worry guys
My mother would not approve of this coach She'd like me to live to be bar mitzvah'd - The Mighty Ducks 00:10
My mother would not approve of this coach She'd like me to...
Be careful man It almost hit me that time - The Mighty Ducks 00:10
Be careful man It almost hit me that time
Why'd you turn against me Gordon For six years - The Mighty Ducks 00:22
Why'd you turn against me Gordon For six years
A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win - The Mighty Ducks 00:14
A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win
Yes sir Mr Ducksworth - The Mighty Ducks 00:14
Yes sir Mr Ducksworth
Mom isn't gonna like this at all - The Mighty Ducks 00:13
Mom isn't gonna like this at all
Hey shut up You guys stink - The Mighty Ducks 00:11
Hey shut up You guys stink
I don't wanna go to school today Mom - The Mighty Ducks 00:08
I don't wanna go to school today Mom
As a matter of fact I did But I didn't have a choice We're being sponsored - The Mighty Ducks 00:34
As a matter of fact I did But I didn't have a choice We're...
One out of five - The Mighty Ducks 01:07
One out of five
It was an accident - The Mighty Ducks 00:23
It was an accident
You said we didn't deserve to live - The Mighty Ducks 00:32
You said we didn't deserve to live
You said we were losers - The Mighty Ducks 00:32
You said we were losers
You guys know what it's like to be misunderstood - The Mighty Ducks 00:21
You guys know what it's like to be misunderstood
What's our record anyway - The Mighty Ducks 00:26
What's our record anyway
If Charlie gets too attached - The Mighty Ducks 00:44
If Charlie gets too attached
What did you do - The Mighty Ducks 00:10
What did you do
Give me my candy - The Mighty Ducks 00:10
Give me my candy
My mother would not approve of this - The Mighty Ducks 00:45
My mother would not approve of this
I could kill one of them just to set an example - The Mighty Ducks 00:17
I could kill one of them just to set an example
Maybe you'll give them a cold - The Mighty Ducks 00:13
Maybe you'll give them a cold
I'm insulted by that - The Mighty Ducks 01:16
I'm insulted by that
You really stooped to an all time low on this one - The Mighty Ducks 01:16
You really stooped to an all time low on this one
They're barely human - The Mighty Ducks 00:11
They're barely human
Like the Karate Kid - The Mighty Ducks 00:16
Like the Karate Kid
You didn't listen to a word I said - The Mighty Ducks 00:59
You didn't listen to a word I said
But they're wimpy - The Mighty Ducks 00:21
But they're wimpy
Is there a goalie - The Mighty Ducks 00:26
Is there a goalie
How can he do this to me - The Mighty Ducks 00:33
How can he do this to me
Just so you know - The Mighty Ducks 00:21
Just so you know
You think losing is funny - The Mighty Ducks 00:40
You think losing is funny
You may be in tune with the ice universe - The Mighty Ducks 00:27
You may be in tune with the ice universe
The Karpster used his head to stop the puck - The Mighty Ducks 00:16
The Karpster used his head to stop the puck
What about the things you said - The Mighty Ducks 00:30
What about the things you said
She looks pissed - The Mighty Ducks 00:10
She looks pissed
Don't take it personally - The Mighty Ducks 00:36
Don't take it personally
Kick some Hawk butt - The Mighty Ducks 00:11
Kick some Hawk butt
You obviously in the wrong hood - The Mighty Ducks 00:51
You obviously in the wrong hood
You gotta untie me now - The Mighty Ducks 00:24
You gotta untie me now
You got something to say to me - The Mighty Ducks 00:30
You got something to say to me
Now here's the long and the short of it - The Mighty Ducks 00:48
Now here's the long and the short of it
You may make it - The Mighty Ducks 00:37
You may make it
Could you turn down the stereo - The Mighty Ducks 00:25
Could you turn down the stereo
Thank you very much - The Mighty Ducks 00:11
Thank you very much
She has many fine qualities that men find attractive - The Mighty Ducks 00:23
She has many fine qualities that men find attractive
Did you really Quack at the Principal - The Mighty Ducks 00:19
Did you really Quack at the Principal
She wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd - The Mighty Ducks 00:31
She wants me to live to be Bar Mitzvah'd
It almost hit me that time - The Mighty Ducks 00:29
It almost hit me that time
Why'd you turn against me - The Mighty Ducks 00:51
Why'd you turn against me
I don't want to go to school today - The Mighty Ducks 00:25
I don't want to go to school today
Mom isn't gonna like this at all - The Mighty Ducks 00:34
Mom isn't gonna like this at all
A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win - The Mighty Ducks 00:31
A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win
I thought we came here to play hockey - The Mighty Ducks 00:20
I thought we came here to play hockey
I didn't have a choice - The Mighty Ducks 02:32
I didn't have a choice

Cast

Gordon Bombay - Emilio Estevez
Coach Reilly - Lane Smith
Casey - Heidi Kling
Gerald Ducksworth - Josef Sommer
Charlie Conway - Joshua Jackson
Fulton Reed - Elden Henson
Goldberg - Shaun Weiss
Lewis - M.C. Gainey
Les Averman - Matt Doherty
Peter - J.D. Daniels
Dave Karp - Aaron Schwartz
Guy Germaine - Garette Ratliff Henson
Tammy - Jane Plank
Terry Hall - Jussie Smollett
Adam Banks - Vincent LaRusso
McGill - Michael Ooms
Larson - Casey Garven
Philip Banks - Hal Fort Atkinson III
Northstar Player #1 - Basil McRae
Northstar Player #2 - Michael Modano
Mr. Hall - John Beasley
Referee (Hawks) - Stephen Dowling
Gordon at 10 Years Old - Brock Pierce
Gordon's Father - Robert Pall
Mr. Tolbert - John Paul Gamoke
Frank Huddy - Steven Brill
Judge Weathers - George Coe
Jury Foreman - Dale Dunham
Cardinals Coach - Brad Peterson
Cardinals Goal - Gerry Bean
Arresting Cop - Garth Schumacher
Court Clerk - Joe Howard
Cardinal #1 - Scott Bryan
Referee (Flames) - Peter L. Mullin
Science Teacher - Mark Bradley
Official (Hawks) - Bill Schoppert
Principal - Claudia Wilkens
Utility Ref - Jack White
Paramedic - Peter Syvertsen
Announcer - Bob Miller
Juror - Kevin Deon
Woman in Mall - Jeannie Epper
Screaming Fan - Anthony Fitzgerald
North Star Fan Scenes - Ryan J. Gilmer
North Star Fan Scenes - Steven Gilmer
Cookie Guy - Mark Har
Girl Number 1 - Teal Redmann
Hockey Fan - Jimmy Star
Angry Game Fan - Andrei Sterling
Figure Skater - Katie Wahlquist
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