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"The Missouri Breaks" quotes

The Missouri Breaks poster
Tom Logan is a horse thief. Rancher David Braxton has horses, and a daughter, worth stealing. But Braxton has just hired Lee Clayton, an infamous "regulator", to hunt down the horse thieves; one at a time.

Director: Arthur Penn
Writer: Thomas McGuane, Robert Towne
Production: N/A
Genre: drama, western
Year: 1976
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 May 1976
Awards: N/A

54 video clips

Tom LoganHellsgate RancherSiTittle TodJane BraxtonLittle TodLee ClaytonDavid BraxtonCalvinHank RatePete MarkerCary
Logan You know what woke you up - The Missouri Breaks 00:10 Logan You know what woke you up They call this country Hellsgate - The Missouri Breaks 00:55 They call this country Hellsgate Damn I don't know why they had to put Canada way the hell up here - The Missouri Breaks 00:08 Damn I don't know why they had to put Canada way the... Why don't we take a walk and talk about the Wild West and how to get out of it - The Missouri Breaks 00:10 Why don't we take a walk and talk about the Wild West... Spent the night in Martinsdale Couldn't get no credit at the whorehouse - The Missouri Breaks 00:26 Spent the night in Martinsdale Couldn't get no credit... I forgot You do have your whores Sure do Like 'em too - The Missouri Breaks 00:39 I forgot You do have your whores Sure do Like 'em too Well old Granny's gettin' tired now - The Missouri Breaks 00:07 Well old Granny's gettin' tired now We had a famous painter out here last year - The Missouri Breaks 00:30 We had a famous painter out here last year I'd like about anything but getting burned up - The Missouri Breaks 00:06 I'd like about anything but getting burned up Let me thank you again for selling me those horses - The Missouri Breaks 00:12 Let me thank you again for selling me those horses I understand you had to hang someone here - The Missouri Breaks 00:30 I understand you had to hang someone here A 44 40 in the brain would be my sentence for him - The Missouri Breaks 00:09 A 44 40 in the brain would be my sentence for him The first time I met Sandy he was rustling on his own - The Missouri Breaks 00:23 The first time I met Sandy he was rustling on his own He personified the American West in the days of its rowdy youth - The Missouri Breaks 00:09 He personified the American West in the days of its rowdy... The closer you get towards Canada the more things eat your horses - The Missouri Breaks 00:13 The closer you get towards Canada the more things eat your... Regulator ain't that like a dry gulcher - The Missouri Breaks 00:21 Regulator ain't that like a dry gulcher Well you're about the last of your kind old man - The Missouri Breaks 00:15 Well you're about the last of your kind old man Spent the night in Martinsdale Couldn't get no credit at the whorehouse - The Missouri Breaks 00:09 Spent the night in Martinsdale Couldn't get no credit... How'd you know it was a detective - The Missouri Breaks 00:24 How'd you know it was a detective Get the money out What's your name Nelson - The Missouri Breaks 00:20 Get the money out What's your name Nelson My aunt ran a laundry in St Paul - The Missouri Breaks 00:15 My aunt ran a laundry in St Paul Well they sure killed Sandy - The Missouri Breaks 00:11 Well they sure killed Sandy Boy a couple of years ago they'd have put Sandy in Red Lodge penitentiary - The Missouri Breaks 00:18 Boy a couple of years ago they'd have put Sandy in Red... Maybe you can buy that Cannon Ranch get started in the cattle business - The Missouri Breaks 00:30 Maybe you can buy that Cannon Ranch get started in the... She told me everything We're starved for news out here - The Missouri Breaks 00:30 She told me everything We're starved for news out here Miss I'm gonna take this opportunity to be just a little damn bit offended - The Missouri Breaks 00:27 Miss I'm gonna take this opportunity to be just a... You've got to give me some thoughts - The Missouri Breaks 00:29 You've got to give me some thoughts I mean I know what it is when I want something - The Missouri Breaks 00:47 I mean I know what it is when I want something This old boy in Wyoming he sat down just to pull sandburs out of his trousers - The Missouri Breaks 00:18 This old boy in Wyoming he sat down just to pull sandburs... Hello Tom - The Missouri Breaks 00:24 Hello Tom Come in the house I'll make you a cup of chinee tea - The Missouri Breaks 00:09 Come in the house I'll make you a cup of chinee tea You're a lot nicer than you was before Why is that - The Missouri Breaks 00:21 You're a lot nicer than you was before Why is that Would you say that this is lewd conduct - The Missouri Breaks 00:46 Would you say that this is lewd conduct This here tea's gonna get black as ink - The Missouri Breaks 00:25 This here tea's gonna get black as ink Why do you have so many guns Because I'm a sportsman - The Missouri Breaks 00:21 Why do you have so many guns Because I'm a sportsman Well something has sure started in my thinking - The Missouri Breaks 00:12 Well something has sure started in my thinking I tell you what I got a nice hare on a stick over here - The Missouri Breaks 00:12 I tell you what I got a nice hare on a stick over here You're smart - The Missouri Breaks 00:43 You're smart Life is like a mountain railway - The Missouri Breaks 00:59 Life is like a mountain railway No I never carry a gun - The Missouri Breaks 00:50 No I never carry a gun Them Mounties followed us right into the United States of America - The Missouri Breaks 00:20 Them Mounties followed us right into the United States of... I'm about a quarter ass horse thief - The Missouri Breaks 00:30 I'm about a quarter ass horse thief Oh I can track a bluebottle fly right up your nose - The Missouri Breaks 00:10 Oh I can track a bluebottle fly right up your nose Do you believe that life is like a mountain railroad Mr La Frambois - The Missouri Breaks 00:16 Do you believe that life is like a mountain railroad Mr La... Lower your voice I feel an attack of gas and that could be perilous to both of us - The Missouri Breaks 00:10 Lower your voice I feel an attack of gas and that could be... I believe that life is like a mountain railway - The Missouri Breaks 00:23 I believe that life is like a mountain railway You ain't the first mental wizard I ever met you know - The Missouri Breaks 00:14 You ain't the first mental wizard I ever met you know I could have picked off one or two of them maybe but we'd have lost the rest - The Missouri Breaks 00:52 I could have picked off one or two of them maybe but... You stay out of my private life you lilac smellin' son of a bitch - The Missouri Breaks 00:08 You stay out of my private life you lilac smellin' son... You know about this time of year Indian summer gettin' there - The Missouri Breaks 00:29 You know about this time of year Indian summer gettin'... Well you're about the last of your kind old man - The Missouri Breaks 00:15 Well you're about the last of your kind old man Why was you havin' to move this cousin around so much - The Missouri Breaks 00:22 Why was you havin' to move this cousin around so much All right let's go to the whorehouse Mm mm - The Missouri Breaks 00:15 All right let's go to the whorehouse Mm mm Where are the chubby ones I want a chub - The Missouri Breaks 00:09 Where are the chubby ones I want a chub

Cast

Lee Clayton - Marlon Brando
Tom Logan - Jack Nicholson
Little Tod - Randy Quaid
Jane Braxton - Kathleen Lloyd
Cary - Frederic Forrest
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