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"The Money Pit" quotes

The Money Pit poster
A young couple struggles to repair a hopelessly dilapidated house.

Director: Richard Benjamin
Writer: David Giler
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $37,499,651
Released: 26 Mar 1986
Awards: N/A

67 video clips

Walter FieldingBennyCurlyMarikaMax BeissartParamedicBrad ShirkMontgomery ShrappWater FieldingAnna CrowleyEstelleArt Shirk
This is my house - The Money Pit 00:14 This is my house Walter - The Money Pit 00:35 Walter No Do you realize what you've done - The Money Pit 00:28 No Do you realize what you've done There is a house I want to buy - The Money Pit 00:36 There is a house I want to buy Well if he ever does come back you call me and we'll finish the job - The Money Pit 00:24 Well if he ever does come back you call me and we'll... It's a big house We'll divide it up - The Money Pit 00:36 It's a big house We'll divide it up Stairs - The Money Pit 00:16 Stairs Here lies Walter Fielding He bought a house and it killed him - The Money Pit 00:06 Here lies Walter Fielding He bought a house and it killed... I mean what's he got that I haven't got Walls - The Money Pit 00:06 I mean what's he got that I haven't got Walls I'm fine really Take it easy Mr Schnittman - The Money Pit 00:17 I'm fine really Take it easy Mr Schnittman What happened It was no picnic - The Money Pit 00:35 What happened It was no picnic You didn't even Well I'm not tryin' to tell you your business - The Money Pit 00:13 You didn't even Well I'm not tryin' to tell... We want to change the name of the band You can't do that - The Money Pit 00:33 We want to change the name of the band You can't do... The permit man was here Oh that's good - The Money Pit 00:12 The permit man was here Oh that's good The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch - The Money Pit 00:18 The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch Yes We're having some problems with our plumbing and I was - The Money Pit 00:35 Yes We're having some problems with our plumbing and I... Hello Hello Hello I'm here - The Money Pit 00:37 Hello Hello Hello I'm here You know what this is - The Money Pit 00:26 You know what this is Do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter - The Money Pit 00:14 Do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter Just because they showed up to collect the money - The Money Pit 00:10 Just because they showed up to collect the money You think you know somebody - The Money Pit 00:24 You think you know somebody I'm desperate Can we close - The Money Pit 00:30 I'm desperate Can we close Can I speak frankly Anything's possible - The Money Pit 00:05 Can I speak frankly Anything's possible I was just lighting the oven Just lighting - The Money Pit 00:20 I was just lighting the oven Just lighting Why would somebody sell a million dollar house for 200 000 - The Money Pit 00:21 Why would somebody sell a million dollar house for 200 000 Well you could offer me a drink I don't know where my manners are - The Money Pit 00:09 Well you could offer me a drink I don't know where my... I'm Look I'm very sorry I wasn't here this afternoon - The Money Pit 00:22 I'm Look I'm very sorry I wasn't here this... I'm going to help you Do you have a gun - The Money Pit 00:05 I'm going to help you Do you have a gun All you want to talk about is money Let's talk about love and sex - The Money Pit 00:08 All you want to talk about is money Let's talk about... Up and down - The Money Pit 00:10 Up and down You hear about that guy up in the Bronx went crazy thought he was a pigeon - The Money Pit 00:08 You hear about that guy up in the Bronx went crazy thought... Oh Walter The stairs are out - The Money Pit 00:13 Oh Walter The stairs are out Well thanks to that fall we're now the same height - The Money Pit 00:05 Well thanks to that fall we're now the same height Yeah Yeah Who I'm from Shirk Brothers - The Money Pit 00:20 Yeah Yeah Who I'm from Shirk Brothers In spite of all the problems - The Money Pit 00:11 In spite of all the problems I'm trying to save a few bucks on the lights - The Money Pit 00:07 I'm trying to save a few bucks on the lights Ah home crap home - The Money Pit 00:05 Ah home crap home Walter - The Money Pit 00:59 Walter There is a house I want to buy - The Money Pit 00:49 There is a house I want to buy No You love me and I love you - The Money Pit 00:07 No You love me and I love you Well if he ever does come back you call me and we'll finish the job - The Money Pit 00:24 Well if he ever does come back you call me and we'll... I'm fine really Take it easy Mr Schnittman - The Money Pit 00:17 I'm fine really Take it easy Mr Schnittman Stairs - The Money Pit 00:16 Stairs We want to change the name of the band You can't do that - The Money Pit 00:33 We want to change the name of the band You can't do... Mozart Mozart is dead His troubles are over Help me - The Money Pit 00:07 Mozart Mozart is dead His troubles are over Help me What happened It was no picnic - The Money Pit 00:40 What happened It was no picnic I'm desperate Can we close - The Money Pit 00:30 I'm desperate Can we close The permit man was here Oh that's good - The Money Pit 00:12 The permit man was here Oh that's good The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch - The Money Pit 00:18 The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch Yes We're having some problems with our plumbing and I was - The Money Pit 00:38 Yes We're having some problems with our plumbing and I... Walter Fielding - The Money Pit 00:49 Walter Fielding You know what this is - The Money Pit 00:26 You know what this is Just because they showed up to collect the money - The Money Pit 00:10 Just because they showed up to collect the money Well the turkey's done - The Money Pit 00:12 Well the turkey's done You think you know somebody - The Money Pit 00:24 You think you know somebody I was just lighting the oven Just lighting - The Money Pit 00:20 I was just lighting the oven Just lighting Why would somebody sell a million dollar house for 200 000 - The Money Pit 00:21 Why would somebody sell a million dollar house for 200 000 Well you could offer me a drink I don't know where my manners are - The Money Pit 00:09 Well you could offer me a drink I don't know where my... You hear about that guy up in the Bronx went crazy thought he was a pigeon - The Money Pit 00:08 You hear about that guy up in the Bronx went crazy thought... A while ago I thought the Care Bears were here - The Money Pit 00:05 A while ago I thought the Care Bears were here I didn't expect that water It had legs - The Money Pit 00:05 I didn't expect that water It had legs I'm a menace to anything I touch - The Money Pit 00:33 I'm a menace to anything I touch

Cast

Walter Fielding - Tom Hanks
Anna Crowley - Shelley Long
Max Beissart - Alexander Godunov
Estelle - Maureen Stapleton
Art Shirk - Joe Mantegna
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