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Don't just stand there get an ambulance

The Monster Club

Don't just stand there - get an ambulance. Ha ha ha - you'll need more than an ambulance....

The Monster Club • 1981

Pickering (Segment "Vampire Story"): Don't just stand there - get an ambulance.
Mother (Segment "Vampire Story"): Ha ha ha - you'll need more than an ambulance. My husband didn't just take a trickle or refreshment. He bit deep. Do you know what that means? You are one of his kind now. You will have to be staked by your own men.
Mooney (Segment "Vampire Story"): She's right, sir. The virus is in you. Come moonlight, you'll be on the rampage. We have to do our duty.
Pickering (Segment "Vampire Story"): Calm down, Sergeant. You are talking to Pickering. A departmental legend. Head of the Bleeny. Why, I've staked over 2000 vamps

Full Transcript

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Don't just stand there get an ambulance

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mother laughing

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You need more than an ambulance

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My husband didn't just take trickle or refreshment

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He bit deep

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Do you know what that means

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You are one of his kind now

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You will have to be staked by your own men

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She's right sir

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The virus is in you

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Come moonlight you'll be on the rampage

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head clops

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We'll have to do our duty sir

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You can't mean that Sergeant

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You are talking to Pickering

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a departmental agent head of the bleaney

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Why I've staked over 2 000 vamps

Duration

45 seconds

Views

80

Timestamp in Movie

00:54:32

Uploaded

Jan 15, 2025

Genres

comedy, horror, musical

Production

Amicus Productions

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Movie Summary

A writer of horror stories is invited to a "monster club" by a mysterious old gentleman. There, three gruesome stories are told to him; between each story some musicians play their songs.