"The Monster Squad" quotes

The Monster Squad poster
A young group of monster fanatics attempt to save their hometown from Count Dracula and his monsters.

Director: Fred Dekker
Writer: Shane Black, Fred Dekker
Production: N/A
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $3,769,990
Released: 14 Aug 1987
Awards: 3 wins & 4 nominations

68 Clips

So let me get this straight - The Monster Squad 00:31 So let me get this straight Suck on this you son of a bitch - The Monster Squad 00:04 Suck on this you son of a bitch Man Fat Kid farted Oh God Did not - The Monster Squad 00:05 Man Fat Kid farted Oh God Did not What Eugene Creature stole my Twinkie - The Monster Squad 00:05 What Eugene Creature stole my Twinkie Did you ask him - The Monster Squad 00:06 Did you ask him Is she a virgin - The Monster Squad 00:05 Is she a virgin I think there are monsters - The Monster Squad 00:58 I think there are monsters This case is too hard - The Monster Squad 00:16 This case is too hard Lock me up - The Monster Squad 00:03 Lock me up Time is almost up - The Monster Squad 00:10 Time is almost up Find Shadowbrook Road - The Monster Squad 00:13 Find Shadowbrook Road Only one way to kill a werewolf - The Monster Squad 00:08 Only one way to kill a werewolf How does that dog get up here anyway - The Monster Squad 00:05 How does that dog get up here anyway You dropped your candy bar - The Monster Squad 00:15 You dropped your candy bar We're not at war with Germany - The Monster Squad 00:10 We're not at war with Germany Mummy came in my house - The Monster Squad 00:04 Mummy came in my house Is she a versgin - The Monster Squad 00:09 Is she a versgin Don't kick the church - The Monster Squad 00:15 Don't kick the church Band Aid Breath - The Monster Squad 00:04 Band Aid Breath Meeting adjourned - The Monster Squad 00:04 Meeting adjourned End of the world - The Monster Squad 00:12 End of the world If we pull this off - The Monster Squad 00:04 If we pull this off I thought they killed him in the last one - The Monster Squad 00:17 I thought they killed him in the last one What do you mean No - The Monster Squad 00:10 What do you mean No Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets - The Monster Squad 00:05 Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets Give me the amulet - The Monster Squad 00:06 Give me the amulet Creature stole my twinkie - The Monster Squad 00:05 Creature stole my twinkie Scary German guy is bitchin' - The Monster Squad 00:04 Scary German guy is bitchin' Don't be chickenshits - The Monster Squad 00:08 Don't be chickenshits Know any virgins - The Monster Squad 00:05 Know any virgins Bogus Bogus - The Monster Squad 00:05 Bogus Bogus That's quite all right - The Monster Squad 00:31 That's quite all right Hey Fat Kid - The Monster Squad 00:08 Hey Fat Kid Where you going - The Monster Squad 00:06 Where you going Wolfman's got nards - The Monster Squad 00:04 Wolfman's got nards So let me get this straight - The Monster Squad 00:31 So let me get this straight Damn Really you should read it - The Monster Squad 00:06 Damn Really you should read it Is she a virgin Put it on the 6 00 news you little shit - The Monster Squad 00:05 Is she a virgin Put it on the 6 00 news you little shit Look I think there's monsters Like real ones - The Monster Squad 00:34 Look I think there's monsters Like real ones Just a shot That's it Del - The Monster Squad 00:16 Just a shot That's it Del Time is almost up - The Monster Squad 00:10 Time is almost up Okay Rudy find some silver bullets - The Monster Squad 00:13 Okay Rudy find some silver bullets Told you - The Monster Squad 00:08 Told you How does that dog get up here anyways - The Monster Squad 00:05 How does that dog get up here anyways You dropped your candy bar E J - The Monster Squad 00:15 You dropped your candy bar E J Maybe he's a German spy - The Monster Squad 00:10 Maybe he's a German spy Anyway I thought they killed him in the last one - The Monster Squad 00:17 Anyway I thought they killed him in the last one Mummy came in my house - The Monster Squad 00:04 Mummy came in my house Yes A virgin We'll use the girl - The Monster Squad 00:09 Yes A virgin We'll use the girl Then every hundred years at midnight - The Monster Squad 00:30 Then every hundred years at midnight Now that you mention it - The Monster Squad 00:04 Now that you mention it Don't kick the church It's religious - The Monster Squad 00:15 Don't kick the church It's religious See you later Band Aid breath - The Monster Squad 00:04 See you later Band Aid breath Meeting adjourned - The Monster Squad 00:04 Meeting adjourned Sean no - The Monster Squad 00:12 Sean no We pull this off I'm gonna shit - The Monster Squad 00:04 We pull this off I'm gonna shit Mom said you have to let me in the club or else it's prescruption - The Monster Squad 00:11 Mom said you have to let me in the club or else it's... You're not a virgin are you - The Monster Squad 00:10 You're not a virgin are you And where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets Kmart - The Monster Squad 00:05 And where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets... Give me the amulet you bitch - The Monster Squad 00:06 Give me the amulet you bitch Scary German Guy's bitchin' - The Monster Squad 00:04 Scary German Guy's bitchin' It's okay you guys - The Monster Squad 00:08 It's okay you guys I expected you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself - The Monster Squad 00:31 I expected you boys thought I was some kind of monster... Rudy Question - The Monster Squad 00:05 Rudy Question Where you going Rudy I'm in the goddamn club aren't I - The Monster Squad 00:06 Where you going Rudy I'm in the goddamn club aren't I Wolfman's got nards - The Monster Squad 00:04 Wolfman's got nards Abraham Van Helsing - The Monster Squad 00:56 Abraham Van Helsing Prescription is drugs - The Monster Squad 00:40 Prescription is drugs

Cast

Patrick - Robby Kiger
Del - Sean's Dad - Stephen Macht
Count Dracula - Duncan Regehr
Frankenstein's Monster - Tom Noonan
Horace - Brent Chalem
Phoebe - Ashley Bank
Scary German Guy - Leonardo Cimino
Desperate Man - Jon Gries
Detective Sapir - Stan Shaw
Patrick's Sister - Lisa Fuller
Derek - Adam Carl
Wolfman - Carl Thibault
Van Helsing - Jack Gwillim
Pilot - David Proval
Co-Pilot - Daryl Anderson
Eugene's Dad - Robert Lesser
Mr. Metzger - Gwill Richards
Night Watchman - Ernie Brown
Peasant Girl - Sonia Curtis
Squad Room Cop #1 (as Paul Barringer) - Daniel W. Barringer
Squad Room Cop #2 - Julius LeFlore
Squad Room Cop #3 (as Jim Stephen) - Jim Stephan
Rookie Cop - Bryan Kestner
Beefy Cop - Denver Mattson
TV Anchorwoman - Diana Lewis
TV Anchorman - Gary Rebstock
Army General - David Wendel
Vampire Bride with Possom - Charly Morgan
Driver of Coroner Van - Phil Culotta
Pantry Girl - Mary Albee
Pantry Girl - Brynn Baron
Pantry Girl - Julie Merrill
Mrs. Carlsen - Marianne De Camp
Guy in Ground Hog Day - Paul Van Camp
Girl in Ground Hog Day (as Riad) - Riad Galayini
Pete -