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I think there are monsters

Sean:
I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!
Rudy:
So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?
Sean:
No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe
Rudy:
Yeah but if they shot him?
Sean:
It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.
Eugene:
Mummy came in my house!
Sean:
Guys, Dracula might be here too.
Patrick:
Oh man, Fat Kid farted!
Horace:
Did not!
Sean:
God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!

Transcript:
It's like
Miami Vice, I think.
Look. I think
there's monsters.
Like, real ones.
I heard my dad talking
on the telephone
to a guy down
at the police station.
There was a guy screaming
he was a werewolf.
And they shot him.
And the body disappeared
from the coroner van.
And the coroner guy
was dead.
So what? He got shot,
and the werewolf
took his body?
No, you pinhead!
He was a werewolf!
Maybe.
But if they shot him...
They must've been
regular bullets,
not silver ones.
Look, I know
this will sound
pretty stupid,
but a mummy disappeared
from the museum tonight.
Mummy came
in my house.
And, guys...
Dracula might
be here, too.
Aw, man,
Fat Kid farted!
Oh, God.
Did not.
Can't you
hold it? God!
God damn it,
would you shut up?
Did you hear
a word I said?
The guys are dead!
Get a clue!
Something's out there,
and it's killin' people!
And if it's monsters,
nobody's gonna do a thing
about it but us.
So, what do we do?
Think this book
might be important.
Look. It's
Van Helsing's diary.
Mom said they found it
in an old house
on Shadowbrook Road.
But I can't read it.
It's all in German.
My sister takes German
in high school.
Your sister
doesn't speak German.
All she does
is hang around,
and the guys
touch her tits.
Your sister wouldn't
happen to live next-door,
would she?
So what?
That girl's
your sister?
So, what do you say?
Are we Monster Squad...
...or what?
Cool.
All right.
How does that dog
get up here, anyways?
Old friend.
How do you like
your new home?
Home.

Clip duration: 152 seconds
Views: 9
Movie: The Monster Squad
Year: 1987
Genres: action, comedy, fantasy, horror
Summary: A young group of monster fanatics attempt to save their hometown from Count Dracula and his monsters.


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Actors

Patrick - Robby Kiger
Horace - Brent Chalem