I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy...
I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!
So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?
No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe
Yeah but if they shot him?
It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.
Mummy came in my house!
Guys, Dracula might be here too.
Oh man, Fat Kid farted!
God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!
It's like Miami Vice, I think. Look. I think there's monsters. Like, real ones. I heard my dad talking on the telephone to a guy down at the police station. There was a guy screaming he was a werewolf. And they shot him. And the body disappeared from the coroner van. And the coroner guy was dead. So what? He got shot, and the werewolf took his body? No, you pinhead! He was a werewolf! Maybe. But if they shot him... They must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look, I know this will sound pretty stupid, but a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight. Mummy came in my house. And, guys... Dracula might be here, too. Aw, man, Fat Kid farted! Oh, God. Did not. Can't you hold it? God! God damn it, would you shut up? Did you hear a word I said? The guys are dead! Get a clue! Something's out there, and it's killin' people! And if it's monsters, nobody's gonna do a thing about it but us. So, what do we do? Think this book might be important. Look. It's Van Helsing's diary. Mom said they found it in an old house on Shadowbrook Road. But I can't read it. It's all in German. My sister takes German in high school. Your sister doesn't speak German. All she does is hang around, and the guys touch her tits. Your sister wouldn't happen to live next-door, would she? So what? That girl's your sister? So, what do you say? Are we Monster Squad... ...or what? Cool. All right. How does that dog get up here, anyways? Old friend. How do you like your new home? Home.
Clip duration: 152 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: action, comedy, fantasy
Summary: A young group of monster fanatics attempt to save their hometown from Count Dracula and his monsters.