Donald Gresham: Believe it or not, I never touched her. David Slater: You know, it just occurred to me, that might very well have been the wrong you done her, according to Cynthia's book. Now I can
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The Moon Is Blue 1953
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Donald Gresham:
Believe it or not, I never touched her.
David Slater:
You know, it just occurred to me, that might very well have been the wrong you done her, according to Cynthia's book. Now I can understand why she was so sore this morning. A very humiliating experience. I probably should beat you up, anyway.
Donald Gresham:
Let me get this straight. I am to be horsewhipped for *not* seducing your daughter?
David Slater:
It's quite a new twist, isn't it?

Transcript:
- That's right.
- She was with you all night.
She spent the night
in this apartment.
That is correct.
- She claims...
- She lies. I never touched her.
Moreover, I don't believe you.
Now, Cynthia has many faults,
but she would
never claim that I...
- She told me that...
- She lies.
Oh, quit yapping "she lies"
in that dramatic fashion
before I can even finish a sentence.
Now let me try to recall
exactly what she did say.
Go ahead.
Well, this morning,
I was fixing my breakfast...
to be more accurate,
a Bromo-Seltzer...
and Cynthia
came traipsing in
wearing a black,
strapless formal.
Well, you could have knocked me
over with a feather.
I mean, she'd been late before...
2:00, 3:00,
even 5:00 in the morning...
but never at 10:00 A.M.
Go on.
So I asked her
where she'd been all night.
She said that she'd slept
down here...
No evasion.
Just like that.
You could have knocked
me over with a feather.
You said that before.
That was an entirely
different feather.
When my own daughter told me
that she'd slept down here,
I said to her...
What did I say?
Oh, yes.
I said, "Great heavens, child.
You shouldn't have done that."
Well, something in that
price range, anyway.
I always feel uncomfortable
on a high moral plane.
What did she say?

Clip duration: 82 seconds
Views: 14
Timestamp in movie: 00:44:00
Uploaded: 23 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Two aging playboys are both after the same attractive young woman, but she fends them off by claiming that she plans to remain a virgin until her wedding night. Both men determine to find a ... Read all


Actors

Donald Gresham - William Holden
David Slater - David Niven