Believe it or not, I never touched her. You know, it just occurred to me, that might very...
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Donald Gresham:
Believe it or not, I never touched her.
David Slater:
You know, it just occurred to me, that might very well have been the wrong you done her, according to Cynthia's book. Now I can understand why she was so sore this morning. A very humiliating experience. I probably should beat you up, anyway.
Donald Gresham:
Let me get this straight. I am to be horsewhipped for *not* seducing your daughter?
David Slater:
It's quite a new twist, isn't it?
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- That's right.
- She was with you all night.
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She spent the night
in this apartment.
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That is correct.
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- She claims...
- She lies. I never touched her.
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Moreover, I don't believe you.
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Now, Cynthia has many faults,
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but she would
never claim that I...
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- She told me that...
- She lies.
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Oh, quit yapping "she lies"
in that dramatic fashion
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before I can even finish a sentence.
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Now let me try to recall
exactly what she did say.
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Go ahead.
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Well, this morning,
I was fixing my breakfast...
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to be more accurate,
a Bromo-Seltzer...
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and Cynthia
came traipsing in
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wearing a black,
strapless formal.
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Well, you could have knocked me
over with a feather.
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I mean, she'd been late before...
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2:00, 3:00,
even 5:00 in the morning...
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but never at 10:00 A.M.
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Go on.
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So I asked her
where she'd been all night.
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She said that she'd slept
down here...
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No evasion.
Just like that.
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You could have knocked
me over with a feather.
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You said that before.
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That was an entirely
different feather.
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When my own daughter told me
that she'd slept down here,
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I said to her...
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What did I say?
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Oh, yes.
I said, "Great heavens, child.
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You shouldn't have done that."
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Well, something in that
price range, anyway.
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I always feel uncomfortable
on a high moral plane.
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What did she say?
Clip duration: 82 seconds
Views: 315
Timestamp in movie: 00h 44m 00s
Uploaded: 23 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Two aging playboys are both after the same attractive young woman, but she fends them off by claiming that she plans to remain a virgin until her wedding night. Both men determine to find a way around her objections.
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