She divorced me. Extreme cruelty - I hit her with a muffin dish. You didn't! *Stainless...
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David Slater:
[about his ex-wife]
She divorced me. Extreme cruelty - I hit her with a muffin dish.
Patty O'Neill:
You didn't!
David Slater:
*Stainless steel* muffin dish. Still warm from popovers. Right across the behind. Raised a welt that lasted for *weeks* according to her lawyer. I was never privileged to see it.
Transcript
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No wonder she divorced
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It's funny that a woman is married
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Do not I have a strange charm
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Yes you too charming And it is especially strange
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You're too good
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And my I want to hear
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For heaven's sake what do you want
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No way
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If you do not want to ride returns this bitch
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Stop it
Clip duration: 33 seconds
Views: 219
Timestamp in movie: 00h 53m 09s
Uploaded: 09 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Two aging playboys are both after the same attractive young woman, but she fends them off by claiming that she plans to remain a virgin until her wedding night. Both men determine to find a way around her objections.
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00:34 You don't want to stay up here alone
00:34 She called me a professional virgin
01:22 I never touched her
00:49 You struck a woman
00:06 I'm not being bossy
00:36 I've cured more hangovers than you could shake a stick...
00:05 Don't you find I have a certain weird charm
00:17 You're sure you don't mind coming in
00:13 What are you excited about
00:34 You won't mind coming up
00:35 Let's not go out
00:20 I took my shoes off because my feet hurt
00:16 He has reasons for suspicion
00:07 If more fathers had ripped more phones out of more walls
00:33 Don't you ever eat meals up here
00:25 Now there's a man who's hard to please
00:06 Do you mind if I take my shoes off
00:10 Anyone can handle a bad girl
00:16 You're the strangest girl I've ever known
00:17 Would you like me to turn on the television