David Slater: [about his ex-wife] She divorced me. Extreme cruelty - I hit her with a muffin dish. Patty O'Neill: You didn't! David Slater: *Stainless steel* muffin dish. Still warm from popovers.
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The Moon Is Blue 1953
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David Slater:
[about his ex-wife]
She divorced me. Extreme cruelty - I hit her with a muffin dish.
Patty O'Neill:
You didn't!
David Slater:
*Stainless steel* muffin dish. Still warm from popovers. Right across the behind. Raised a welt that lasted for *weeks* according to her lawyer. I was never privileged to see it.

Transcript:
Would you like to know
what happened?
You divorced her.
No, she divorced me...
Extreme cruelty.
I hit her with a muffin dish.
You didn't!
Stainless-steel muffin dish,
still warm from popovers,
right across the behind.
Raised a welt that lasted for
weeks, according to her lawyer.
I was never
privileged to see it.
I don't believe you.
Why not?
He's just the type.
You struck a woman?
Why, certainly.
In fact, I seldom strike anyone
but a woman.
Oh, I'm not the belligerent type.
I'm also a coward.
Now, don't be too modest.
Occasionally,
you'll strike a small man.
If he's defenseless, yes.
Well, I think you're awful.
I'm not surprised
your wife divorced you.
The surprising thing is that anyone
married him in the first place.
But don't you find I have
a certain weird charm?
Yes, that's your whole trouble.
You have entirely
too much charm.
And it certainly is weird.

Clip duration: 54 seconds
Views: 17
Timestamp in movie: 00:52:32
Uploaded: 23 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Two aging playboys are both after the same attractive young woman, but she fends them off by claiming that she plans to remain a virgin until her wedding night. Both men determine to find a ... Read all


Actors

David Slater - David Niven