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[after Benjamin has moved into her apartment, Connie is explaining to him the morning schedule she has worked out for the two of them] Connie Milligan:
[showing him a map]
See, this is a floor plan of the apartment. Here's my room, here's your room, here's the bathroom and here's the kitchen. Now, my alarm goes off At seven o'clock, and we both get up. At seven one, I enter the bathroom. Then you go down to get the milk, and by seven five you've started the coffee. One minute later, I leave the bathroom, and a minute after that, you enter the bathroom. And that's when I'm starting to dress. Three minutes later, I'm having my coffee, and a minute after that At seven twelve, you leave the bathroom. At seven thirteen, I put on my eggs, and I leave to finish dressing. Then you put on your shoes, and take off my eggs At seven sixteen. At seven seventeen, you start to shave. At seven eighteen, I eat my eggs, and At seven twenty-one, I'm in the bathroom fixing my hair, and At seven twenty-four, you're in the kitchen putting on your eggs. At seven twenty-five, you make your bed. Seven twenty-six, I make my bed. And then while you're eating your eggs, I take out the papers and cans. At seven twenty-nine, you're washing the dishes, and At seven thirty, we're all finished. You see? [Benjamin looks up at Connie with a glazed expression] Connie Milligan:
It's really very simple. Benjamin Dingle:
Do we do all this railroad time or Eastern War time?
[showing him a map]
See, this is a floor plan of the apartment. Here's my room, here's your room, here's the bathroom and here's the kitchen. Now, my alarm goes off At seven o'clock, and we both get up. At seven one, I enter the bathroom. Then you go down to get the milk, and by seven five you've started the coffee. One minute later, I leave the bathroom, and a minute after that, you enter the bathroom. And that's when I'm starting to dress. Three minutes later, I'm having my coffee, and a minute after that At seven twelve, you leave the bathroom. At seven thirteen, I put on my eggs, and I leave to finish dressing. Then you put on your shoes, and take off my eggs At seven sixteen. At seven seventeen, you start to shave. At seven eighteen, I eat my eggs, and At seven twenty-one, I'm in the bathroom fixing my hair, and At seven twenty-four, you're in the kitchen putting on your eggs. At seven twenty-five, you make your bed. Seven twenty-six, I make my bed. And then while you're eating your eggs, I take out the papers and cans. At seven twenty-nine, you're washing the dishes, and At seven thirty, we're all finished. You see? [Benjamin looks up at Connie with a glazed expression] Connie Milligan:
It's really very simple. Benjamin Dingle:
Do we do all this railroad time or Eastern War time?
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What's this
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It's my uniform
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Why don't you wear it
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Well I always sleep in my pyjamas
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I mean earlier in the evening
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Why didn't you wear it
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when you were looking out of that window with those binoculars
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I can see alright without it on
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Well you've got a mouthful of funny answers haven't you
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Gotta get dressed both of you
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Why do I have to get dressed
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Because traffic's jammed up enough the way it is
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Alright let's get going
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You stay there
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Say I think they made a mistake down at headquarters
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Movie Summary
During the World War II housing shortage in Washington, two men and a woman share a single apartment and the older man plays Cupid to the other two.

