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The Mortuary Collection

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.

Director

Ryan Spindell

Year

Genre

fantasy, horror

Box Office

N/A

Production

Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

Awards

14 wins & 16 nominations

Homepage

http://www.trapdoorpictures.com/the-mortuary-collection-main

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['60s-era music playing] - The Mortuary Collection

['60s-era music playing]

♪ Little mama,
won't you take my hand♪ - The Mortuary Collection

♪ Little mama, won't you take my hand♪

Yeah!
[Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection

Yeah! [Chuckles]

Okay. Uh, bottoms up! - The Mortuary Collection

Okay. Uh, bottoms up!

No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh...
yeah, I'm just laying low. - The Mortuary Collection

No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh... yeah, I'm just ...

Cool. Maybe, who cares?
Whatever. You know. - The Mortuary Collection

Cool. Maybe, who cares? Whatever. You know.

What?
Jenny Si-- - The Mortuary Collection

What? Jenny Si--

Yeah, I had to brush up
on the cultural relevance - The Mortuary Collection

Yeah, I had to brush up on the cultural relevance

There's something else.
It's -- - The Mortuary Collection

There's something else. It's --

They -- They want sex and --
and a companion. - The Mortuary Collection

They -- They want sex and -- and a companion.

I mean, like everybody, - The Mortuary Collection

I mean, like everybody,

You can have any girl
that you want. - The Mortuary Collection

You can have any girl that you want.

I am a robot,
and this is my fuel. - The Mortuary Collection

I am a robot, and this is my fuel.

I could be...
a serial killer. - The Mortuary Collection

I could be... a serial killer.

Oh, yeah?
What is it? - The Mortuary Collection

Oh, yeah? What is it?

Oh, great.
That's... - The Mortuary Collection

Oh, great. That's...

Yeah, you know, uh, I don't need
one of these, right? - The Mortuary Collection

Yeah, you know, uh, I don't need one of these, right?

Yeah but I want
to be empowered. - The Mortuary Collection

Yeah but I want to be empowered.

[Chuckles]
Yeah. - The Mortuary Collection

[Chuckles] Yeah.

Absolutely.
Empowered. - The Mortuary Collection

Absolutely. Empowered.

Just placing it
over and... - The Mortuary Collection

Just placing it over and...

♪ Put them all together,
shake it side to side ♪ - The Mortuary Collection

♪ Put them all together, shake it side to side ♪

Yeah, so, that's like,
number 67, right? - The Mortuary Collection

Yeah, so, that's like, number 67, right?

It's really weird
that you know that. - The Mortuary Collection

It's really weird that you know that.

Hey, uh, did you -- did you
forget to wear a condom? - The Mortuary Collection

Hey, uh, did you -- did you forget to wear a condom?

You know, maybe, uh,
maybe she had - The Mortuary Collection

You know, maybe, uh, maybe she had

[Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection

Mm, well, either way, - The Mortuary Collection

Mm, well, either way,

Okay. I'll see you later
'cause I got some things to do. - The Mortuary Collection

Okay. I'll see you later 'cause I got some things ...

So, you got a case
of the cooties, did ya? - The Mortuary Collection

So, you got a case of the cooties, did ya?

Um, c-come here. - The Mortuary Collection

Um, c-come here.

You know,
I think it's one of -- - The Mortuary Collection

You know, I think it's one of --

They won't let me near a scalpel
and...for good reason. - The Mortuary Collection

They won't let me near a scalpel and...for good reason.

No, I'm sure
it's nothing - The Mortuary Collection

No, I'm sure it's nothing

Take a deep breath in. - The Mortuary Collection

Take a deep breath in.

[Heart beating steadily] - The Mortuary Collection

[Heart beating steadily]

Wha-- Wha-- - The Mortuary Collection

I'm just gonna...go check
on something really quick. - The Mortuary Collection

I'm just gonna...go check on something really quick.

[Stomach gurgling] - The Mortuary Collection

[Stomach gurgling]

[Line rings] - The Mortuary Collection

[Line rings] - The Mortuary Collection

[Line rings] - The Mortuary Collection

Yeah, from, uh -- from the party
last night, remember? - The Mortuary Collection

Yeah, from, uh -- from the party last night, remember?

We, um -- We hung out. - The Mortuary Collection

We, um -- We hung out.

[Stomach gurgling]...off, - The Mortuary Collection

[Stomach gurgling]...off,

Um...what's
your address? - The Mortuary Collection

Um...what's your address?

[Grunting] - The Mortuary Collection

That a man can measure his worth
by the notches on his bedpost. - The Mortuary Collection

That a man can measure his worth by the notches on his bedpo...

Each groove represents
not only a conquest for himself, - The Mortuary Collection

Each groove represents not only a conquest for himself,

It was recently
brought to my attention - The Mortuary Collection

It was recently brought to my attention

A holy number which represents
the 67 founders - The Mortuary Collection

A holy number which represents the 67 founders

67 cherries for Sig Delt and
67 cherries for Brother Matthew. - The Mortuary Collection

67 cherries for Sig Delt and 67 cherries for Brother Matthew...

Come on.
Give me your keys. - The Mortuary Collection

Come on. Give me your keys.

I am so proud
of you, man. - The Mortuary Collection

I am so proud of you, man.

Brother Matthews,
as is your right, - The Mortuary Collection

Brother Matthews, as is your right,

[All chanting "Bronze"] - The Mortuary Collection

[All chanting "Bronze"]

[Chanting continues] - The Mortuary Collection

[Chanting continues]

[Chanting stops] - The Mortuary Collection

[Chanting stops]

Keys.
Give me the keys. - The Mortuary Collection

Keys. Give me the keys.

Uh, I-I'm looking
for Sandra. - The Mortuary Collection

Uh, I-I'm looking for Sandra.

[Stomach gurgling] - The Mortuary Collection

[Stomach gurgling]

Okay. It's
perfectly natural. - The Mortuary Collection

Okay. It's perfectly natural.

In what world
is this natural?! - The Mortuary Collection

In what world is this natural?!

I'm sorry. - The Mortuary Collection

Like, I was like,
really, really fat. - The Mortuary Collection

Like, I was like, really, really fat.

Until the day
that I made a decision - The Mortuary Collection

Until the day that I made a decision

Okay, they got better,
and I got worse. - The Mortuary Collection

Okay, they got better, and I got worse.

Look at me.
I'm hideous. - The Mortuary Collection

Look at me. I'm hideous.

I'm a monster. - The Mortuary Collection

And I'm fatagain! - The Mortuary Collection

And I'm fatagain!

[Dialing] - The Mortuary Collection

[Gurgling] - The Mortuary Collection

[Screaming] - The Mortuary Collection

Uh, well, uh -- - The Mortuary Collection

Uh, well, uh --

[Gags] - The Mortuary Collection

[Toy squeaks] - The Mortuary Collection

Thatwas a story. - The Mortuary Collection

Thatwas a story.

[Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection

I mean it was -- - The Mortuary Collection

I mean it was --

Now you're being glib
aren't you? - The Mortuary Collection

Now you're being glib aren't you?

[Thunder crashes] - The Mortuary Collection

[Thunder crashes]

[Thunder rumbles] - The Mortuary Collection

[Thunder rumbles]

[Bang, clanking] - The Mortuary Collection

[Bang, clanking]

The embalming room. - The Mortuary Collection

The embalming room.

This is where the sausage
is made, so to speak. - The Mortuary Collection

This is where the sausage is made, so to speak.

Every corpse
tells a story. - The Mortuary Collection

Every corpse tells a story.

It is our task to listen
to uncover the clues - The Mortuary Collection

It is our task to listen to uncover the clues

Looks like you're extracting
a little more than just truth. - The Mortuary Collection

Looks like you're extracting a little more than just tr...

[Chuckles]
Care to give this one a try? - The Mortuary Collection

[Chuckles] Care to give this one a try?

Look closer.
The devil is in the detail. - The Mortuary Collection

Look closer. The devil is in the detail.

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An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Ryan Spindell

Writer: Ryan Spindell

Production: Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

Genre: fantasy, horror

Year: 2020

MetaScore: 69/100

ImdbRating: 6.4

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 15 Oct 2020

Awards: 14 wins & 16 nominations

Homepage: http://www.trapdoorpictures.com/the-mortuary-collection-main