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[Coffin creaks]
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The Mortuary Collection

I would rather not

[Coffin creaks] [Slams shut] I would rather not

Full Transcript

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[Coffin creaks]
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[Slams shut]
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I would rather not.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:11
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
Some tales even I find too unsettling to recount. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Some tales even I find too unsettling to recount.
Tell me another one, then. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Tell me another one, then.
Well, this young man had to learn it the hard way. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Well, this young man had to learn it the hard way.
Now, ladies, as a straight, white male, - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
Now, ladies, as a straight, white male,
The patriarchy is falling, and in its place - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
The patriarchy is falling, and in its place
A world where both men and women are entitled to have sex - The Mortuary Collection 00:15
A world where both men and women are entitled to have sex
[Women giggling] - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
[Women giggling]
Guys, listen -- We are having a party tonight - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
Guys, listen -- We are having a party tonight
So...is that true about the patriarchy? - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
So...is that true about the patriarchy?
No, idiot. Patriarchy is solid. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
No, idiot. Patriarchy is solid.
Karl Marx said that -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Karl Marx said that --
We are providing an important service to the incoming freshmen - The Mortuary Collection 00:09
We are providing an important service to the incoming freshm...
Guys, it is our job to help them make informed decisions. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Guys, it is our job to help them make informed decisions.
[Chuckles] A-And what, the girls who take the condoms - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
[Chuckles] A-And what, the girls who take the condoms
And party means sex. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
And party means sex.
Oh, Miss. Hey! Can I -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
Oh, Miss. Hey! Can I --
We're giving them away to show how the patriarchy is dying. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
We're giving them away to show how the patriarchy is dy...
You know, it's almost dead. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You know, it's almost dead.
I mean, we're white guys and -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
I mean, we're white guys and --
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty, - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty,