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The Mortuary Collection

Don't take thisthe wrong way, but all of your stories...are a little predictable

Don't take this
the wrong way, but all of your stories...
are a little predictable

Full Transcript

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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but all of your stories... are a little predictable.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:05
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
Someone commits a sin, they pay a horrible price. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Someone commits a sin, they pay a horrible price.
[Sighs] - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
[Sighs]
No evil deed goes unpunished. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
No evil deed goes unpunished.
You don't really believe that, do you? - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You don't really believe that, do you?
You're going to love this next part. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You're going to love this next part.
[Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection 00:13
[Chuckles]
In dust we started, to dust we return. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
In dust we started, to dust we return.
I'm not here for the job. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I'm not here for the job.
You said no evil deed goes unpunished... - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
You said no evil deed goes unpunished...
But you're wrong. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
But you're wrong.
In real life, bad guys win all the time. - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
In real life, bad guys win all the time.
[Crying] - The Mortuary Collection 00:10
[Crying]
I wish I had a knight like that to keep me safe. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
I wish I had a knight like that to keep me safe.
You don't need a handsome knight, you got me, you twerp. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You don't need a handsome knight, you got me, you twerp...
[Telephone ringing] - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
[Telephone ringing]
What part of "no guests allowed" are you still grappling with? - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
What part of "no guests allowed" are you still gra...
I'm just worried about you, is all -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
I'm just worried about you, is all --
Well, put an ice pack on it because you're not coming over. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Well, put an ice pack on it because you're not coming o...
[Beep]Woman: Hi, Sam. - The Mortuary Collection 00:35
[Beep]Woman: Hi, Sam.
[Ticking] - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
[Ticking]