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The Mortuary Collection

Guys, listen --We are having a party tonight at the Sig Delt house.You should stop by

Guys, listen --
We are having a party tonight at the Sig Delt house.
You should stop by

Full Transcript

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Guys, listen -- We are having a party tonight
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at the Sig Delt house. You should stop by.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:36
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
So...is that true about the patriarchy? - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
So...is that true about the patriarchy?
No, idiot. Patriarchy is solid. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
No, idiot. Patriarchy is solid.
Karl Marx said that -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Karl Marx said that --
We are providing an important service to the incoming freshmen - The Mortuary Collection 00:09
We are providing an important service to the incoming freshm...
Guys, it is our job to help them make informed decisions. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Guys, it is our job to help them make informed decisions.
[Chuckles] A-And what, the girls who take the condoms - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
[Chuckles] A-And what, the girls who take the condoms
And party means sex. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
And party means sex.
Oh, Miss. Hey! Can I -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
Oh, Miss. Hey! Can I --
We're giving them away to show how the patriarchy is dying. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
We're giving them away to show how the patriarchy is dy...
You know, it's almost dead. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You know, it's almost dead.
I mean, we're white guys and -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
I mean, we're white guys and --
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty, - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty,
So, um, the girls lacrosse team just showed up at the booth, - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
So, um, the girls lacrosse team just showed up at the booth,
That's like the fastest sport on two feet. [Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
That's like the fastest sport on two feet. [Chuckles]
Uh, yeah, we don't have a girls lacrosse team. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, yeah, we don't have a girls lacrosse team.
You don't look like a freshman. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You don't look like a freshman.
What? I w-- - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
What? I w--
I-I'm working at the stay safe booth over there. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I-I'm working at the stay safe booth over there.
I-I'm just trying to give back. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I-I'm just trying to give back.
I like that. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I like that.