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The Mortuary Collection

I mean,we're white guys and -- Do you knowwho Karl Marx is 'cause he would want youto have...

I mean,
we're white guys and -- Do you know
who Karl Marx is 'cause he would want you
to have one?

Full Transcript

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I mean, we're white guys and --
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Do you know who Karl Marx is
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'cause he would want you to have one?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:26
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty, - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty,
So, um, the girls lacrosse team just showed up at the booth, - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
So, um, the girls lacrosse team just showed up at the booth,
That's like the fastest sport on two feet. [Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
That's like the fastest sport on two feet. [Chuckles]
Uh, yeah, we don't have a girls lacrosse team. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, yeah, we don't have a girls lacrosse team.
You don't look like a freshman. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You don't look like a freshman.
What? I w-- - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
What? I w--
I-I'm working at the stay safe booth over there. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I-I'm working at the stay safe booth over there.
I-I'm just trying to give back. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I-I'm just trying to give back.
I like that. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I like that.
I got to go, but, um, yeah. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I got to go, but, um, yeah.
You know, um... there's a party tonight - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
You know, um... there's a party tonight
Uh, it's probably going to be fun, so you should come. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, it's probably going to be fun, so you should come.
Yeah. Maybe. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Yeah. Maybe.
Okay, well, uh, maybe I'll see you there. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Okay, well, uh, maybe I'll see you there.
['60s-era music playing] - The Mortuary Collection 00:13
['60s-era music playing]
♪ Little mama, won't you take my hand♪ - The Mortuary Collection 00:18
♪ Little mama, won't you take my hand♪
Yeah! [Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Yeah! [Chuckles]
Okay. Uh, bottoms up! - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Okay. Uh, bottoms up!
No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh... yeah, I'm just laying low. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh... yeah, I'm just ...
Cool. Maybe, who cares? Whatever. You know. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Cool. Maybe, who cares? Whatever. You know.