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The Mortuary Collection

It's a bit far-fetched,don't you think, an octopusin a medicine cabinet?

It's a bit far-fetched,
don't you think, an octopus
in a medicine cabinet?

Full Transcript

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It's a bit far-fetched, don't you think,
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an octopus in a medicine cabinet?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:15
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
And [breathes deeply] - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
And [breathes deeply]
Don't stick you nose where it doesn't belong? - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Don't stick you nose where it doesn't belong?
In a most basic sense, yes. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
In a most basic sense, yes.
But on a deeper level, - The Mortuary Collection 00:09
But on a deeper level,
These are morticians, my dear, - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
These are morticians, my dear,
A distinguished group, to be sure. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
A distinguished group, to be sure.
[Chuckles] Yeah, distinguished. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
[Chuckles] Yeah, distinguished.
Come. There's much to see. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Come. There's much to see.
The mourning sit here - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
The mourning sit here
Ironic, is it not, that one so old would preside - The Mortuary Collection 00:09
Ironic, is it not, that one so old would preside
So, what is the story here? - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
So, what is the story here?
[Coffin creaks] - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
[Coffin creaks]
Some tales even I find too unsettling to recount. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Some tales even I find too unsettling to recount.
Tell me another one, then. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Tell me another one, then.
Well, this young man had to learn it the hard way. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Well, this young man had to learn it the hard way.
Now, ladies, as a straight, white male, - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
Now, ladies, as a straight, white male,
The patriarchy is falling, and in its place - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
The patriarchy is falling, and in its place
A world where both men and women are entitled to have sex - The Mortuary Collection 00:15
A world where both men and women are entitled to have sex
[Women giggling] - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
[Women giggling]
Guys, listen -- We are having a party tonight - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
Guys, listen -- We are having a party tonight