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The Mortuary Collection

My girlfriends and Iwent on this all-inclusive cruiselast spring.Uh-huh?

My girlfriends and I
went on this all-inclusive cruise
last spring.
Uh-huh?

Full Transcript

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My girlfriends and I went on this
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all-inclusive cruise last spring. Uh-huh?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:24
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
Have you ever been on one of those all-inclusive cruises? - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Have you ever been on one of those all-inclusive cruises?
No, I -- I take care of Carol. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
No, I -- I take care of Carol.
All the food you can eat, and it's all free. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
All the food you can eat, and it's all free.
Uh, no, I don't like elevators, especially this one. - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
Uh, no, I don't like elevators, especially this one.
Uh-huh.They have nude beaches. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh-huh.They have nude beaches.
Yeah. Tell Carol I said -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:17
Yeah. Tell Carol I said --
[Sputters] - The Mortuary Collection 00:09
[Sputters]
[Clears throat] - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
[Clears throat]
Giving yourself more of a open floor plan? - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Giving yourself more of a open floor plan?
Uh, she's -- she's doing well. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Uh, she's -- she's doing well.
I'd keep an eye on her bed sores -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
I'd keep an eye on her bed sores --
Uh, it's -- it's kind of tough to say. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Uh, it's -- it's kind of tough to say.
Um, at this rate... - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Um, at this rate...
Another year, possibly more. - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
Another year, possibly more.
[Sighs] - The Mortuary Collection 00:12
[Sighs]
[Sighs] - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
[Sighs]
[Clears throat] - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
[Clears throat]
It's a pain medication, but it's -- it's very strong. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
It's a pain medication, but it's -- it's very...
If Carol were to take more than two of these - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
If Carol were to take more than two of these
Great. I will add it to the rest. - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
Great. I will add it to the rest.