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The Mortuary Collection

Oh, Miss.Hey! Can I -- Hey, I wasjust wondering if I can offer youa, uh, prophylactic?

Oh, Miss.
Hey! Can I -- Hey, I was
just wondering if I can offer you
a, uh, prophylactic?

Full Transcript

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Oh, Miss. Hey! Can I --
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Hey, I was just wondering
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if I can offer you a, uh, prophylactic?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:09
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
We're giving them away to show how the patriarchy is dying. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
We're giving them away to show how the patriarchy is dy...
You know, it's almost dead. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You know, it's almost dead.
I mean, we're white guys and -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
I mean, we're white guys and --
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty, - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty,
So, um, the girls lacrosse team just showed up at the booth, - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
So, um, the girls lacrosse team just showed up at the booth,
That's like the fastest sport on two feet. [Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
That's like the fastest sport on two feet. [Chuckles]
Uh, yeah, we don't have a girls lacrosse team. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, yeah, we don't have a girls lacrosse team.
You don't look like a freshman. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
You don't look like a freshman.
What? I w-- - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
What? I w--
I-I'm working at the stay safe booth over there. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I-I'm working at the stay safe booth over there.
I-I'm just trying to give back. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I-I'm just trying to give back.
I like that. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I like that.
I got to go, but, um, yeah. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
I got to go, but, um, yeah.
You know, um... there's a party tonight - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
You know, um... there's a party tonight
Uh, it's probably going to be fun, so you should come. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Uh, it's probably going to be fun, so you should come.
Yeah. Maybe. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Yeah. Maybe.
Okay, well, uh, maybe I'll see you there. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Okay, well, uh, maybe I'll see you there.
['60s-era music playing] - The Mortuary Collection 00:13
['60s-era music playing]
♪ Little mama, won't you take my hand♪ - The Mortuary Collection 00:18
♪ Little mama, won't you take my hand♪
Yeah! [Chuckles] - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Yeah! [Chuckles]