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The Mortuary Collection

That a man can measure his worthby the notches on his bedpost

That a man can measure his worth
by the notches on his bedpost

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That a man can measure his worth by the notches on his bedpost.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:32
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
Each groove represents not only a conquest for himself, - The Mortuary Collection 00:10
Each groove represents not only a conquest for himself,
It was recently brought to my attention - The Mortuary Collection 00:11
It was recently brought to my attention
A holy number which represents the 67 founders - The Mortuary Collection 00:11
A holy number which represents the 67 founders
67 cherries for Sig Delt and 67 cherries for Brother Matthew. - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
67 cherries for Sig Delt and 67 cherries for Brother Matthew...
Come on. Give me your keys. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Come on. Give me your keys.
I am so proud of you, man. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
I am so proud of you, man.
Brother Matthews, as is your right, - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
Brother Matthews, as is your right,
[All chanting "Bronze"] - The Mortuary Collection 00:10
[All chanting "Bronze"]
[Chanting continues] - The Mortuary Collection 00:14
[Chanting continues]
[Chanting stops] - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
[Chanting stops]
Keys. Give me the keys. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Keys. Give me the keys.
Uh, I-I'm looking for Sandra. - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
Uh, I-I'm looking for Sandra.
[Stomach gurgling] - The Mortuary Collection 00:18
[Stomach gurgling]
Okay. It's perfectly natural. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Okay. It's perfectly natural.
In what world is this natural?! - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
In what world is this natural?!
I'm sorry. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
I'm sorry.
Like, I was like, really, really fat. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Like, I was like, really, really fat.
Until the day that I made a decision - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Until the day that I made a decision
Okay, they got better, and I got worse. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Okay, they got better, and I got worse.
Look at me. I'm hideous. - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
Look at me. I'm hideous.