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These are morticians, my dear
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The Mortuary Collection

These are morticians,my dear, some of whom were calledto serve in this very house

These are morticians,
my dear, some of whom were called
to serve in this very house

Full Transcript

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These are morticians, my dear,
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some of whom were called to serve in this very house.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:21
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
fantasy, horror
Production
Trapdoor Pictures,Mountain Path Entertainment,Alliance Media Partners

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Movie Summary

An eccentric mortician recounts several macabre and phantasmagorical tales that he's encountered in his distinguished career.
A distinguished group, to be sure. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
A distinguished group, to be sure.
[Chuckles] Yeah, distinguished. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
[Chuckles] Yeah, distinguished.
Come. There's much to see. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Come. There's much to see.
The mourning sit here - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
The mourning sit here
Ironic, is it not, that one so old would preside - The Mortuary Collection 00:09
Ironic, is it not, that one so old would preside
So, what is the story here? - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
So, what is the story here?
[Coffin creaks] - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
[Coffin creaks]
Some tales even I find too unsettling to recount. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Some tales even I find too unsettling to recount.
Tell me another one, then. - The Mortuary Collection 00:04
Tell me another one, then.
Well, this young man had to learn it the hard way. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Well, this young man had to learn it the hard way.
Now, ladies, as a straight, white male, - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
Now, ladies, as a straight, white male,
The patriarchy is falling, and in its place - The Mortuary Collection 00:07
The patriarchy is falling, and in its place
A world where both men and women are entitled to have sex - The Mortuary Collection 00:15
A world where both men and women are entitled to have sex
[Women giggling] - The Mortuary Collection 00:06
[Women giggling]
Guys, listen -- We are having a party tonight - The Mortuary Collection 00:08
Guys, listen -- We are having a party tonight
So...is that true about the patriarchy? - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
So...is that true about the patriarchy?
No, idiot. Patriarchy is solid. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
No, idiot. Patriarchy is solid.
Karl Marx said that -- - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Karl Marx said that --
We are providing an important service to the incoming freshmen - The Mortuary Collection 00:09
We are providing an important service to the incoming freshm...
Guys, it is our job to help them make informed decisions. - The Mortuary Collection 00:05
Guys, it is our job to help them make informed decisions.