My father was an inventor, a genius with anything mechanical. Nine patents, six pending....

[first lines] Charlie: My father was an inventor, a genius with anything mechanical. Nine patents, six pending. He dropped out of Harvard, "to get an education", he said. I grew up with the belief that the world belonged to him, and that everything he said was true. Allie Fox: Look around ya, how did America get this way? Land of promise, land of opportunity. Give us the wretched refuse of your teeming shores. Have a Coke. Watch TV. Charlie: Have a nice day. Allie Fox: Go on welfare. Get free money. Turn to crime - crime pays in this country. Charlie: [laughs] Allie Fox: Why do they put up with it? Why do they keep coming? Look around you Charlie, this place is a toilet.

My father's an inventor. He invented this mechanical mop. You sort of dance around with it. It works by itself. You have to see it. Weird. My father's a genius. Charlie. Do you have a girlfriend? No. I could be your girlfriend, if you want. I think about you when I go to the bathroom. Come here, honey. "He's all right What do you think about Jesus? "He's all right What do you think about Jesus? "He's all right...." Where's my bag? Honey, look at this place! It's beautiful! - Everybody ready? - Yeah! I think about you when I go to the bathroom.