Hurry please. I can't keep the President waiting. And don't forget that Declaration of...
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United States Secretary of Defense:
Hurry please. I can't keep the President waiting. And don't forget that Declaration of War.
Army Captain:
No, sir.
United States Secretary of Defense:
Fine thing. The United States and the Grand Duchy of Fenwick are at war and it takes the FBI to find out about it.
Army Captain:
Yes, sir. The Declaration was found behind the radiator in that fellows office in the State Department. Wasn't sir?
United States Secretary of Defense:
Yes, sir. I mean, yes. Anyway, Chester wouldn't like it on the island of Yap. But, how am I going to tell the President that we've been successfully invaded by a bunch of 15th Century Europeans?
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I can't keep the president waiting.
Don't forget the declaration of war.
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The U.S. and Grand Fenwick are at war
and it takes the FBI to find out.
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Wasn't the declaration found behind
the radiator in the State Department?
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Yes. Anyway, Chester won't like it
on the island of Yap…
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…but how do I tell the president that
15th-century Europeans invaded us?
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- You'll find a way.
- And all over some imitation wine.
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Why did they resort to war? There
are other ways to settle differences.
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We've been nice to little countries.
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They did send us protests,
and we ignored them.
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How am I gonna say we lost the war?
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Just because they landed,
took a few hostages and got away?
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This is top-secret. Not only
did they capture Dr. Kokintz…
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…they took his model of the Q-bomb.
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The Q-bomb?
00:01:03.056 --> 00:01:07.001
Yeah, sure, they just about
control the world.
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How do I tell that to the president?
Clip duration: 72 seconds
Views: 209
Timestamp in movie: 00h 47m 49s
Uploaded: 17 October, 2021
Genres: comedy
Summary: An impoverished backward nation declares a war on the United States of America, hoping to lose, but things don't go according to plan.
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