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"The Mummy Returns" quotes

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Rick and Evelyn O’Connell, along with their 8-year-old son Alex, discover the key to the legendary Scorpion King’s might: the fabled Bracelet of Anubis. Unfortunately, a newly resurrected Imhotep has designs on the bracelet as well, and isn’t above kidnapping its new bearer, Alex, to gain control of Anubis’s otherworldly army.

Director: Stephen Sommers
Writer: Stephen Sommers
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $202,019,785
Released: 04 May 2001
Awards: 6 wins & 19 nominations
Jacques is gonna make a nice fillet out of you my son - The Mummy Returns 00:12 Jacques is gonna make a nice fillet out of you my son I thought I almost lost you there - The Mummy Returns 00:07 I thought I almost lost you there They found him - The Mummy Returns 00:04 They found him Surprised to see me - The Mummy Returns 00:04 Surprised to see me What is this Look at the state of this rubbish - The Mummy Returns 00:28 What is this Look at the state of this rubbish Where's your wife My wife - The Mummy Returns 00:56 Where's your wife My wife I'm serious If you've lost that key you're grounded - The Mummy Returns 01:00 I'm serious If you've lost that key you're... So I killed the mummy and his minions and stole his sceptre - The Mummy Returns 01:01 So I killed the mummy and his minions and stole his sceptre Go to hell and take your friends with you - The Mummy Returns 00:06 Go to hell and take your friends with you You're not catching me at my best Oh I'm sure I am - The Mummy Returns 00:06 You're not catching me at my best Oh I'm sure I am Have I kissed you today - The Mummy Returns 00:20 Have I kissed you today Step aside Alex I'm a professional - The Mummy Returns 00:05 Step aside Alex I'm a professional This bracelet is a gift - The Mummy Returns 00:34 This bracelet is a gift Those knickers are not mine - The Mummy Returns 00:04 Those knickers are not mine You wait I'll put you in your grave again - The Mummy Returns 00:08 You wait I'll put you in your grave again You know - The Mummy Returns 00:11 You know Oh no Not these guys again - The Mummy Returns 00:05 Oh no Not these guys again That's why I love you Nice try - The Mummy Returns 00:05 That's why I love you Nice try What'd you do this time - The Mummy Returns 00:07 What'd you do this time I'm serious If you've lost that key you're grounded - The Mummy Returns 00:08 I'm serious If you've lost that key you're... What were you thinking a mummy had come back to life - The Mummy Returns 00:07 What were you thinking a mummy had come back to life Now you're starting to scare me I'm starting to scare myself - The Mummy Returns 00:06 Now you're starting to scare me I'm starting to... This is bad Evy - The Mummy Returns 00:07 This is bad Evy Well that's not good - The Mummy Returns 00:04 Well that's not good I thought I almost lost you there - The Mummy Returns 00:20 I thought I almost lost you there That's because it opens up into one - The Mummy Returns 00:06 That's because it opens up into one Where's your wife My wife - The Mummy Returns 00:56 Where's your wife My wife Where did you learn to do that I have no idea - The Mummy Returns 00:16 Where did you learn to do that I have no idea Hon Let's do it your way - The Mummy Returns 00:05 Hon Let's do it your way Get out of my way Get out of the way - The Mummy Returns 00:09 Get out of my way Get out of the way Mom Dad - The Mummy Returns 00:07 Mom Dad Oh no Not these guys again - The Mummy Returns 00:05 Oh no Not these guys again Now may I kill him - The Mummy Returns 00:05 Now may I kill him Go to hell and take your friends with you - The Mummy Returns 00:06 Go to hell and take your friends with you If you give me that gold stick you can shave my head - The Mummy Returns 00:10 If you give me that gold stick you can shave my head If you move that fast enough you can almost write your name - The Mummy Returns 00:04 If you move that fast enough you can almost write your name My dad is going to kick your ass - The Mummy Returns 00:15 My dad is going to kick your ass Well that's not good - The Mummy Returns 00:04 Well that's not good Hey folks knowing my brother in law - The Mummy Returns 00:10 Hey folks knowing my brother in law Where is all this stuff written Hello - The Mummy Returns 00:05 Where is all this stuff written Hello Try to think of it like this Alex - The Mummy Returns 00:17 Try to think of it like this Alex Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground - The Mummy Returns 00:05 Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground Okay now I'm a believer - The Mummy Returns 00:04 Okay now I'm a believer Glad to see me now Just like old times huh - The Mummy Returns 00:05 Glad to see me now Just like old times huh You any good with that - The Mummy Returns 00:19 You any good with that If a man does not embrace his past he has no future - The Mummy Returns 00:06 If a man does not embrace his past he has no future You don't understand This thing was filled with gas Not hot air gas - The Mummy Returns 00:23 You don't understand This thing was filled with gas Not... No not my car - The Mummy Returns 00:11 No not my car My lord - The Mummy Returns 00:08 My lord Whomever can kill the Scorpion King - The Mummy Returns 00:14 Whomever can kill the Scorpion King The Book of the Dead gives life - The Mummy Returns 00:14 The Book of the Dead gives life You all right - The Mummy Returns 00:07 You all right Who are those guys and where are they taking my wife - The Mummy Returns 00:22 Who are those guys and where are they taking my wife When the time comes - The Mummy Returns 00:23 When the time comes Isn't she beautiful It's a balloon - The Mummy Returns 00:14 Isn't she beautiful It's a balloon I think the bracelet is some sort of guide - The Mummy Returns 00:58 I think the bracelet is some sort of guide That's half mine you know What - The Mummy Returns 00:10 That's half mine you know What I say chaps look at this - The Mummy Returns 00:12 I say chaps look at this You want the shotgun No I prefer the Thompson - The Mummy Returns 00:05 You want the shotgun No I prefer the Thompson This place is cursed - The Mummy Returns 00:15 This place is cursed Whatever it is whatever you need I don't care Forget it O'Connell - The Mummy Returns 00:11 Whatever it is whatever you need I don't care Forget it... Remember that bank job in Marrakesh Bank job - The Mummy Returns 00:26 Remember that bank job in Marrakesh Bank job Look There's a burial ground We're safe We're safe - The Mummy Returns 00:27 Look There's a burial ground We're safe We're... I swear - The Mummy Returns 00:15 I swear O'Connell you almost got me killed At least you didn't get shot - The Mummy Returns 00:25 O'Connell you almost got me killed At least you... Pull him up Pull me up - The Mummy Returns 00:14 Pull him up Pull me up What do I do with this chest - The Mummy Returns 00:10 What do I do with this chest The Book of the Dead - The Mummy Returns 00:26 The Book of the Dead What are we gonna do - The Mummy Returns 00:07 What are we gonna do She's faster than she looks - The Mummy Returns 00:16 She's faster than she looks Those are poisonous you know Only if they bite you - The Mummy Returns 00:06 Those are poisonous you know Only if they bite you Okay you're here The bad guys are here - The Mummy Returns 00:12 Okay you're here The bad guys are here Right She's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God - The Mummy Returns 00:18 Right She's a reincarnated princess and I'm a... Where the hell's Jonathan - The Mummy Returns 00:20 Where the hell's Jonathan Hurry up Come on come on - The Mummy Returns 00:11 Hurry up Come on come on I am sorry if I alarmed your son but you must understand - The Mummy Returns 00:19 I am sorry if I alarmed your son but you must understand You know - The Mummy Returns 00:08 You know That's my husband and my son down there - The Mummy Returns 00:10 That's my husband and my son down there Alex I got a big job for you Stay here and protect the car - The Mummy Returns 00:21 Alex I got a big job for you Stay here and protect the car

Cast

Rick O'Connell - Brendan Fraser
Evelyn Carnahan - Rachel Weisz
Jonathan - John Hannah
Imhotep - Arnold Vosloo
Ardeth Bay - Oded Fehr