"The Mummy Returns" quotes

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Rick and Evelyn O’Connell, along with their 8-year-old son Alex, discover the key to the legendary Scorpion King’s might: the fabled Bracelet of Anubis. Unfortunately, a newly resurrected Imhotep has designs on the bracelet as well, and isn’t above kidnapping its new bearer, Alex, to gain control of Anubis’s otherworldly army.

Director: Stephen Sommers
Writer: Stephen Sommers
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $202,019,785
Released: 04 May 2001
Awards: 6 wins & 19 nominations

89 Clips

Jacques is gonna make a nice fillet out of you my son - The Mummy Returns 00:12
Jacques is gonna make a nice fillet out of you my son
I thought I almost lost you there - The Mummy Returns 00:07
I thought I almost lost you there
They found him - The Mummy Returns 00:04
They found him
That's because it opens up into one - The Mummy Returns 00:06
That's because it opens up into one
Surprised to see me - The Mummy Returns 00:04
Surprised to see me
What is this Look at the state of this rubbish - The Mummy Returns 00:28
What is this Look at the state of this rubbish
Where's your wife My wife - The Mummy Returns 00:37
Where's your wife My wife
I'm serious If you've lost that key you're grounded - The Mummy Returns 00:35
I'm serious If you've lost that key you're grounded
Hammer and chisel - The Mummy Returns 00:04
Hammer and chisel
Give it to me - The Mummy Returns 00:35
Give it to me
Get out of my way Get out of the way - The Mummy Returns 00:37
Get out of my way Get out of the way
So I killed the mummy and his minions and stole his sceptre - The Mummy Returns 00:37
So I killed the mummy and his minions and stole his sceptre
Go to hell and take your friends with you - The Mummy Returns 00:06
Go to hell and take your friends with you
A fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King - The Mummy Returns 00:10
A fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King
You're not catching me at my best Oh I'm sure I am - The Mummy Returns 00:06
You're not catching me at my best Oh I'm sure I am
Have I kissed you today - The Mummy Returns 00:20
Have I kissed you today
Step aside Alex I'm a professional - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Step aside Alex I'm a professional
This bracelet is a gift - The Mummy Returns 00:34
This bracelet is a gift
Those knickers are not mine - The Mummy Returns 00:04
Those knickers are not mine
You wait I'll put you in your grave again - The Mummy Returns 00:08
You wait I'll put you in your grave again
You know - The Mummy Returns 00:11
You know
Oh no Not these guys again - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Oh no Not these guys again
That's why I love you Nice try - The Mummy Returns 00:05
That's why I love you Nice try
What'd you do this time - The Mummy Returns 00:07
What'd you do this time
I'm serious If you've lost that key you're grounded - The Mummy Returns 00:08
I'm serious If you've lost that key you're grounded
What were you thinking a mummy had come back to life - The Mummy Returns 00:08
What were you thinking a mummy had come back to life
Now you're starting to scare me I'm starting to scare myself - The Mummy Returns 00:06
Now you're starting to scare me I'm starting to scare myself
This is bad Evy - The Mummy Returns 00:07
This is bad Evy
Well that's not good - The Mummy Returns 00:04
Well that's not good
I thought I almost lost you there - The Mummy Returns 00:20
I thought I almost lost you there
Where did you learn to do that I have no idea - The Mummy Returns 00:16
Where did you learn to do that I have no idea
Hon Let's do it your way - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Hon Let's do it your way
Get out of my way Get out of the way - The Mummy Returns 00:09
Get out of my way Get out of the way
Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Why can't you people ever keep your feet on the ground
Glad to see me now Just like old times huh - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Glad to see me now Just like old times huh
Mom Dad - The Mummy Returns 00:07
Mom Dad
Now may I kill him - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Now may I kill him
If you give me that gold stick you can shave my head - The Mummy Returns 00:10
If you give me that gold stick you can shave my head
If you move that fast enough you can almost write your name - The Mummy Returns 00:04
If you move that fast enough you can almost write your name
My dad is going to kick your ass - The Mummy Returns 00:15
My dad is going to kick your ass
Hey folks knowing my brother in law - The Mummy Returns 00:10
Hey folks knowing my brother in law
Where is all this stuff written Hello - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Where is all this stuff written Hello
Try to think of it like this Alex - The Mummy Returns 00:17
Try to think of it like this Alex
To be awakened once again - The Mummy Returns 00:04
To be awakened once again
Okay now I'm a believer - The Mummy Returns 00:04
Okay now I'm a believer
The Book of the Dead gives life - The Mummy Returns 00:14
The Book of the Dead gives life
You any good with that - The Mummy Returns 00:19
You any good with that
If a man does not embrace his past he has no future - The Mummy Returns 00:06
If a man does not embrace his past he has no future
You don't understand This thing was filled with gas Not hot air gas - The Mummy Returns 00:23
You don't understand This thing was filled with gas Not hot...
No not my car - The Mummy Returns 00:11
No not my car
You all right - The Mummy Returns 00:07
You all right
Who are those guys and where are they taking my wife - The Mummy Returns 00:22
Who are those guys and where are they taking my wife
My lord - The Mummy Returns 00:08
My lord
Whomever can kill the Scorpion King - The Mummy Returns 00:14
Whomever can kill the Scorpion King
When the time comes - The Mummy Returns 00:23
When the time comes
Isn't she beautiful It's a balloon - The Mummy Returns 00:14
Isn't she beautiful It's a balloon
I think the bracelet is some sort of guide - The Mummy Returns 00:33
I think the bracelet is some sort of guide
That's half mine you know What - The Mummy Returns 00:10
That's half mine you know What
I say chaps look at this - The Mummy Returns 00:12
I say chaps look at this
You want the shotgun No I prefer the Thompson - The Mummy Returns 00:05
You want the shotgun No I prefer the Thompson
What do I do with this chest - The Mummy Returns 00:10
What do I do with this chest
This place is cursed - The Mummy Returns 00:15
This place is cursed
Whatever it is whatever you need I don't care Forget it O'Connell - The Mummy Returns 00:11
Whatever it is whatever you need I don't care Forget it...
Remember that bank job in Marrakesh Bank job - The Mummy Returns 00:26
Remember that bank job in Marrakesh Bank job
Those are poisonous you know Only if they bite you - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Those are poisonous you know Only if they bite you
Look There's a burial ground We're safe We're safe - The Mummy Returns 00:27
Look There's a burial ground We're safe We're safe
I swear - The Mummy Returns 00:13
I swear
O'Connell you almost got me killed At least you didn't get shot - The Mummy Returns 00:25
O'Connell you almost got me killed At least you didn't get...
Pull him up Pull me up - The Mummy Returns 00:14
Pull him up Pull me up
The Book of the Dead - The Mummy Returns 00:26
The Book of the Dead
What are we gonna do - The Mummy Returns 00:07
What are we gonna do
She's faster than she looks - The Mummy Returns 00:16
She's faster than she looks
Okay you're here The bad guys are here - The Mummy Returns 00:12
Okay you're here The bad guys are here
Right She's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God - The Mummy Returns 00:18
Right She's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for...
Where the hell's Jonathan - The Mummy Returns 00:20
Where the hell's Jonathan
Hurry up Come on come on - The Mummy Returns 00:11
Hurry up Come on come on
You know - The Mummy Returns 00:08
You know
I am sorry if I alarmed your son but you must understand - The Mummy Returns 00:19
I am sorry if I alarmed your son but you must understand
My friend there is a fine line between coincidence and fate - The Mummy Returns 00:06
My friend there is a fine line between coincidence and fate
That's my husband and my son down there - The Mummy Returns 00:10
That's my husband and my son down there
It was commanded by that Scorpion King guy - The Mummy Returns 00:25
It was commanded by that Scorpion King guy
Are we there yet No - The Mummy Returns 00:24
Are we there yet No
Alex I got a big job for you Stay here and protect the car - The Mummy Returns 00:21
Alex I got a big job for you Stay here and protect the car
If I were to say to you I'm a stranger travelling from the east - The Mummy Returns 00:27
If I were to say to you I'm a stranger travelling from the...
Whoa Mom - The Mummy Returns 00:14
Whoa Mom
Alexander the Great sent troops in search of it - The Mummy Returns 00:15
Alexander the Great sent troops in search of it
Right and no harm ever came from reading a book - The Mummy Returns 00:07
Right and no harm ever came from reading a book
Honey what you doin' These guys don't use doors - The Mummy Returns 00:05
Honey what you doin' These guys don't use doors
You have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse - The Mummy Returns 00:11
You have started a chain reaction that could bring about the...

Cast

Rick O'Connell - Brendan Fraser
Evelyn Carnahan - Rachel Weisz
Jonathan - John Hannah
Imhotep - Arnold Vosloo
Ardeth Bay - Oded Fehr
Mr. Hafez - Alun Armstrong
The Scorpion King - Dwayne Johnson
Jacques - Joe Dixon
Spivey - Tom Fisher
Pharaoh - Aharon Ipalé
Shafek - Quill Roberts
Show Girl - Donna Air
Mountain of Flesh - Trevor Lovell
British Museum Mummy - Brian Best
Scorpion King - Max Cavalera
Digger - Rene Costa
High Priest - Sean Cronin
Egyptian Digger - Salem Hanna
Red Turban Guard - Jake Lanning
Cannibal Pygmy - Nick Laurant
Red Turban Guard - Paul Sacks
Man in Bathtub at Izzy's Place - Stephen Sommers
Man in Alley - Rocky Taylor