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"The Muppet Christmas Carol" quotes

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The Muppet characters tell their version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve.

Director: Brian Henson
Writer: Charles Dickens, Jerry Juhl
Production: N/A
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $27,381,507
Released: 11 Dec 1992
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination
Spirit - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 Spirit Tell me if Tiny Tim will live - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:31 Tell me if Tiny Tim will live And Scrooge was better than his word - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:41 And Scrooge was better than his word Jelly bean I had them in my pocket all along - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:05 Jelly bean I had them in my pocket all along A remarkable lad - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:35 A remarkable lad It's Bob Cratchit's house - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:54 It's Bob Cratchit's house I will live my life in the past - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:36 I will live my life in the past It's in the singing of a street corner choir - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:48 It's in the singing of a street corner choir At least I landed on something soft - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 At least I landed on something soft And what a flood of memories came back to him - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:42 And what a flood of memories came back to him Jacob and Robert Marley - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 Jacob and Robert Marley I'm liable to fall - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 I'm liable to fall How was he at church - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:30 How was he at church We'll follow him in - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26 We'll follow him in Do you know that fruit is wax - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 Do you know that fruit is wax Do not stop turning that spit - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:13 Do not stop turning that spit Come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26 Come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow You keep Christmas in your own way - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:25 You keep Christmas in your own way His only living relative - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:21 His only living relative At this festive season of the year - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:30 At this festive season of the year Merry Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:21 Merry Christmas It's Ebenezer Scrooge - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:13 It's Ebenezer Scrooge Guaranteed fresh - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 Guaranteed fresh Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me I fear you more than any specter I have yet met - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 I fear you more than any specter I have yet met Life is full of sweet surprises - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:56 Life is full of sweet surprises Do not leave me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26 Do not leave me Do you grow old - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:33 Do you grow old Today is Christmas Day - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:20 Today is Christmas Day You're doomed for all time - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:36 You're doomed for all time Why do you come to me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:22 Why do you come to me What is that light - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:16 What is that light I thought you said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until Father and Tiny Tim get home - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26 I thought you said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until... It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my employer - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:49 It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my... Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:38 Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at... It was a fine meal - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:10 It was a fine meal And a merry Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:48 And a merry Christmas What an employer he was - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:07 What an employer he was Hello London - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:06 Hello London It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:15 It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve Another Christmas Eve with this young woman - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:13 Another Christmas Eve with this young woman How do you know what Scrooge is doin' - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23 How do you know what Scrooge is doin' We're Marley and Marley - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:19 We're Marley and Marley It's Ebeneezer Scrooge - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:10 It's Ebeneezer Scrooge I've got his blankets - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 I've got his blankets Thank you for not shouting at me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:05 Thank you for not shouting at me Scrooge is saved - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:07 Scrooge is saved What business has brought you here - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 What business has brought you here You're a little absent minded - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 You're a little absent minded Must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:11 Must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene To say that Scrooge became startled would be untrue - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 To say that Scrooge became startled would be untrue Show me no more - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 Show me no more At this time in the proceedings - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:10 At this time in the proceedings If you like this - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:07 If you like this You will be haunted by three spirits - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 You will be haunted by three spirits If you please sir - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:29 If you please sir Another year before our wedding - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:38 Another year before our wedding This is Bob Crachit's house - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:11 This is Bob Crachit's house I do not make merry myself for Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 I do not make merry myself for Christmas Rats don't understand these things - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 Rats don't understand these things Let us see another Christmas in this place - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:14 Let us see another Christmas in this place Tomorrow's Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:32 Tomorrow's Christmas Over 1800 of my brothers have come before me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:14 Over 1800 of my brothers have come before me Hello London - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:06 Hello London Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:15 Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose Get me out of here - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:06 Get me out of here Christmas is a very busy time for us - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 Christmas is a very busy time for us Your life will be as solid as this very building - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 Your life will be as solid as this very building If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:19 Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow Hey light the lamp not the rat Light the lamp not the rat - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:07 Hey light the lamp not the rat Light the lamp not the rat This is too scary - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 This is too scary What right have you to be dismal - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23 What right have you to be dismal Why do you doubt your senses - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:32 Why do you doubt your senses And decaying in their graves - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 And decaying in their graves We were always heckling you - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 We were always heckling you But then if he's going to die he'd better do it - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:05 But then if he's going to die he'd better do it Is it too early for breakfast - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:10 Is it too early for breakfast

Cast

Scrooge - Michael Caine
The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens - Dave Goelz
Charles Dickens - The Great Gonzo
Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit - Steve Whitmire
Tiny Tim Cratchit - Jerry Nelson