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"The Muppet Christmas Carol" quotes

The Muppet Christmas Carol poster
The Muppet characters tell their version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve.

Director: Brian Henson
Writer: Charles Dickens, Jerry Juhl
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, family
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $27,381,507
Released: 11 Dec 1992
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination

95 video clips

FozziwigScroogeRatsYoung ScroogeGhost Of Christmas PresentGhost Of Christmas PastMrs. DilberOld JoeBelleTiny Tim CratchitClara
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Must we return to this place - The Muppet Christmas Carol 02:24 Must we return to this place My name is Charles Dickens - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:31 My name is Charles Dickens The Marleys were dead - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:12 The Marleys were dead There was a time when I was sure - The Muppet Christmas Carol 03:37 There was a time when I was sure You become a man of business - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:41 You become a man of business Christmas apples - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:44 Christmas apples Ebenezer Scrooge - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:59 Ebenezer Scrooge He was a tight fisted hand at the grindstone - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:46 He was a tight fisted hand at the grindstone Oh wait a second - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:40 Oh wait a second Mother always taught me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:06 Mother always taught me And Merry Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:39 And Merry Christmas That's scary stuff - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 That's scary stuff Today you become a man of business - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23 Today you become a man of business If you please Mr - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23 If you please Mr Life is made up of meetings and partings - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 Life is made up of meetings and partings I've had my fill of this - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 I've had my fill of this Is it too early for breakfast - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:10 Is it too early for breakfast But then if he's going to die he'd better do it - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:05 But then if he's going to die he'd better do it We were always heckling you - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 We were always heckling you And decaying in their graves - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 And decaying in their graves Why do you doubt your senses - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:32 Why do you doubt your senses What right have you to be dismal - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23 What right have you to be dismal This is too scary - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 This is too scary Hey light the lamp not the rat Light the lamp not the rat - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:07 Hey light the lamp not the rat Light the lamp not the rat Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:19 Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour Your life will be as solid as this very building - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 Your life will be as solid as this very building Christmas is a very busy time for us - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 Christmas is a very busy time for us Get me out of here - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:06 Get me out of here I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:15 Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol Hello London - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:06 Hello London Over 1800 of my brothers have come before me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:14 Over 1800 of my brothers have come before me Tomorrow's Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:32 Tomorrow's Christmas Let us see another Christmas in this place - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:14 Let us see another Christmas in this place Rats don't understand these things - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 Rats don't understand these things I do not make merry myself for Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 I do not make merry myself for Christmas This is Bob Crachit's house - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:11 This is Bob Crachit's house Another year before our wedding - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:38 Another year before our wedding If you please sir - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:29 If you please sir You will be haunted by three spirits - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 You will be haunted by three spirits If you like this - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:07 If you like this At this time in the proceedings - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:10 At this time in the proceedings Show me no more - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 Show me no more To say that Scrooge became startled would be untrue - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 To say that Scrooge became startled would be untrue Must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:11 Must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene You're a little absent minded - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 You're a little absent minded What business has brought you here - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 What business has brought you here Scrooge is saved - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:07 Scrooge is saved Thank you for not shouting at me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:05 Thank you for not shouting at me I've got his blankets - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17 I've got his blankets It's Ebeneezer Scrooge - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:10 It's Ebeneezer Scrooge We're Marley and Marley - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:19 We're Marley and Marley How do you know what Scrooge is doin' - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23 How do you know what Scrooge is doin' Another Christmas Eve with this young woman - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:13 Another Christmas Eve with this young woman It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:15 It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve Hello London - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:06 Hello London What an employer he was - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:07 What an employer he was And a merry Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:48 And a merry Christmas It was a fine meal - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:10 It was a fine meal Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:38 Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at... It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my employer - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:49 It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my... I thought you said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until Father and Tiny Tim get home - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26 I thought you said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until... What is that light - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:16 What is that light Why do you come to me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:22 Why do you come to me You're doomed for all time - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:36 You're doomed for all time Today is Christmas Day - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:20 Today is Christmas Day Do you grow old - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:33 Do you grow old Do not leave me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26 Do not leave me Life is full of sweet surprises - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:56 Life is full of sweet surprises I fear you more than any specter I have yet met - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 I fear you more than any specter I have yet met Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18 Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me Guaranteed fresh - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 Guaranteed fresh It's Ebenezer Scrooge - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:13 It's Ebenezer Scrooge Merry Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:21 Merry Christmas At this festive season of the year - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:30 At this festive season of the year His only living relative - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:21 His only living relative You keep Christmas in your own way - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:25 You keep Christmas in your own way Come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26 Come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow Do not stop turning that spit - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:13 Do not stop turning that spit Do you know that fruit is wax - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:08 Do you know that fruit is wax We'll follow him in - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26 We'll follow him in How was he at church - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:30 How was he at church I'm liable to fall - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 I'm liable to fall Jacob and Robert Marley - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:12 Jacob and Robert Marley And what a flood of memories came back to him - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:42 And what a flood of memories came back to him At least I landed on something soft - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:09 At least I landed on something soft It's in the singing of a street corner choir - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:48 It's in the singing of a street corner choir I will live my life in the past - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:36 I will live my life in the past
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Cast

Scrooge - Michael Caine
The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens - Dave Goelz
Charles Dickens - The Great Gonzo
Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit - Steve Whitmire
Tiny Tim Cratchit - Jerry Nelson
All Cast