"The Muppet Christmas Carol" quotes

The Muppet Christmas Carol poster
The Muppet characters tell their version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve.

Director: Brian Henson
Writer: Charles Dickens, Jerry Juhl
Production: N/A
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $27,381,507
Released: 11 Dec 1992
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination

86 Clips

I've had my fill of this - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:41
I've had my fill of this
I've got his blankets - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:28
I've got his blankets
It's in the singing of a street corner choir - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:37
It's in the singing of a street corner choir
It's Ebenezer Scrooge - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:19
It's Ebenezer Scrooge
It's Ebeneezer Scrooge - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26
It's Ebeneezer Scrooge
It's Bob Cratchit's house - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:40
It's Bob Cratchit's house
It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my employer - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:34
It only seems right that I should lift a glass to my...
It was a fine meal - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:15
It was a fine meal
Is it too early for breakfast - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:13
Is it too early for breakfast
I'm liable to fall - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:18
I'm liable to fall
If you please sir - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:07
If you please sir
If you please Mr - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:04
If you please Mr
If you like this - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:15
If you like this
If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:24
If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour
I will live my life in the past - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:15
I will live my life in the past
I thought you said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until Father and Tiny Tim get home - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:52
I thought you said we couldn't eat the chestnuts until...
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23
I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose
I fear you more than any specter I have yet met - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17
I fear you more than any specter I have yet met
I do not make merry myself for Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:56
I do not make merry myself for Christmas
You're doomed for all time - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:09
You're doomed for all time
You're a little absent minded - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:20
You're a little absent minded
Your life will be as solid as this very building - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:24
Your life will be as solid as this very building
You will be haunted by three spirits - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:55
You will be haunted by three spirits
How was he at church - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:21
How was he at church
How do you know what Scrooge is doin' - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:52
How do you know what Scrooge is doin'
His only living relative - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:31
His only living relative
He was a tight fisted hand at the grindstone - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:46
He was a tight fisted hand at the grindstone
Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:51
Have you ever noticed that everything seems wonderful at...
Guaranteed fresh - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:25
Guaranteed fresh
Get me out of here - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:19
Get me out of here
Ebenezer Scrooge - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:59
Ebenezer Scrooge
Do not stop turning that spit - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:27
Do not stop turning that spit
Do not leave me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:40
Do not leave me
Do you know that fruit is wax - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:19
Do you know that fruit is wax
Do you grow old - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:57
Do you grow old
Come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:07
Come and have Christmas dinner with me and Clara tomorrow
Christmas apples - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:44
Christmas apples
Christmas is a very busy time for us - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:46
Christmas is a very busy time for us
At this time in the proceedings - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:33
At this time in the proceedings
At least I landed on something soft - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:14
At least I landed on something soft
At this festive season of the year - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:05
At this festive season of the year
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:34
Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me
Another year before our wedding - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:14
Another year before our wedding
Another Christmas Eve with this young woman - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:29
Another Christmas Eve with this young woman
And what a flood of memories came back to him - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:48
And what a flood of memories came back to him
And Merry Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:24
And Merry Christmas
And decaying in their graves - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:49
And decaying in their graves
And a merry Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:54
And a merry Christmas
A remarkable lad - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:17
A remarkable lad
You keep Christmas in your own way - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:10
You keep Christmas in your own way
You become a man of business - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:41
You become a man of business
Why do you doubt your senses - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:14
Why do you doubt your senses
Why do you come to me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 02:40
Why do you come to me
What is that light - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:14
What is that light
What right have you to be dismal - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:15
What right have you to be dismal
What business has brought you here - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23
What business has brought you here
What an employer he was - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:19
What an employer he was
We're Marley and Marley - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:21
We're Marley and Marley
We'll follow him in - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:48
We'll follow him in
Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26
Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol
We were always heckling you - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26
We were always heckling you
Tomorrow's Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:48
Tomorrow's Christmas
Today is Christmas Day - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:44
Today is Christmas Day
To say that Scrooge became startled would be untrue - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:37
To say that Scrooge became startled would be untrue
This is too scary - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:31
This is too scary
This is Bob Crachit's house - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:25
This is Bob Crachit's house
There was a time when I was sure - The Muppet Christmas Carol 03:37
There was a time when I was sure
The Marleys were dead - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:12
The Marleys were dead
That's scary stuff - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:24
That's scary stuff
Thank you for not shouting at me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:14
Thank you for not shouting at me
Tell me if Tiny Tim will live - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:04
Tell me if Tiny Tim will live
Show me no more - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:36
Show me no more
Scrooge is saved - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:23
Scrooge is saved
Rats don't understand these things - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:39
Rats don't understand these things
Over 1800 of my brothers have come before me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:32
Over 1800 of my brothers have come before me
Oh wait a second - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:44
Oh wait a second
My name is Charles Dickens - The Muppet Christmas Carol 01:31
My name is Charles Dickens
Must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:22
Must there be a Christmas that brings this awful scene
Must we return to this place - The Muppet Christmas Carol 02:24
Must we return to this place
Mother always taught me - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:17
Mother always taught me
Merry Christmas - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:32
Merry Christmas
Life is made up of meetings and partings - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:38
Life is made up of meetings and partings
Life is full of sweet surprises - The Muppet Christmas Carol 02:41
Life is full of sweet surprises
Let us see another Christmas in this place - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26
Let us see another Christmas in this place
Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:26
Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow
Jacob and Robert Marley - The Muppet Christmas Carol 00:35
Jacob and Robert Marley

Cast

Scrooge - Michael Caine
The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens - Dave Goelz
Charles Dickens - The Great Gonzo
Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit - Steve Whitmire
Tiny Tim Cratchit - Jerry Nelson
Miss Piggy as Emily Cratchit - Frank Oz
Ghost of Christmas Present (performer) / Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come (performer) - Don Austen
Ghost of Christmas Past - Jessica Fox
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come (performer) / Ghost of Christmas Past (performer) / Turkey / Additional Muppets (voice) - Robert Tygner
Fred, Scrooge's Nephew - Steven Mackintosh
Clara - Robin Weaver
Young Scrooge - Raymond Coulthard
Young Scrooge - Russell Martin
Young Scrooge - Theo Sanders
Young Scrooge - Kristopher Milnes
Young Scrooge - Edward Sanders
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Ian Allen
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) (as David Barclay) - David Alan Barclay
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Robbie Barnett
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - James Barton
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Joan Barton
Additional Muppet Performer - Michael Bayliss
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Simon Buckley
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) (as Dave Bulbeck) - David Bulbeck
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Marcus Clarke
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Craig Crane
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Sue Dacre
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Taylor David
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - John Eccleston
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Geoff Felix
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Kate Frost
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Ken Haines
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Ronnie Le Drew
Ghost of Christmas Past / Additional Muppets (voice) - William Todd-Jones
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Christopher Leith
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Anthony Lymboura
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Rebecca Nagan
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Angie Passmore
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Peter Passmore
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Nigel Plaskitt
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Judy Preece
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Sally Preisig
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Peter Robbins
Additional Muppet Performer - Gillie Robic
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Tim Rose
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Kaefan Shaw
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) (as Dave Showler) - David Showler
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - John Thirtle
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Ian Thom
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Mark Alexander Todd
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Ian Tregonning
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) (as Simon Williamson) - Simon J. Williamson
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Victoria Willing
Pig Gentleman / Undertaker (voice) - Mike Quinn
Additional Muppet Performer (voice) - Phill Woodfine
Daughter Mouse - Karen Prell
Fozziwig - Fozzie Bear
Bob Cratchit - Kermit the Frog
Emily Cratchit - Miss Piggy
Elderly Gent - Hyma Beckley
Mrs. Dilber - Louise Gold