Christmas apples. We got Macintosh. Get your Christmas apples. Red Delicious. Tuppence...
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Rizzo the Rat:
Christmas apples.
Gonzo:
We got Macintosh.
Rizzo the Rat:
Get your Christmas apples.
Gonzo:
Red Delicious.
Rizzo the Rat:
Tuppence apiece, while they last.
Gonzo:
We... they won't last long the way you're eating them.
Rizzo the Rat:
Hey, I'm creatin' scarcity. Drives the prices up.
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Get 'em while they're fresh.
- Christmas apples.
- We got Macintosh.
- Christmas apples.
- Red Delicious.
Tuppence apiece, while they last.
We... They won't last long
the way you're eating them.
I'm creating scarcity.
Drives the prices up.
- Rizzo...
- [Rizzo clears throat]
Hello. Welcome to
the Muppet Christmas Carol.
I am here to tell the story.
And I am here for the food.
My name is Charles Dickens.
And my name is Rizzo the Rat.
Wait a second,
you're not Charles Dickens.
I am, too.
A blue furry Charles Dickens
who hangs outwith a rat?
Absolutely.
Charles Dickens
was a 19th century novelist.
A genius.
You are too kind.
Why should I believe you?
Clip duration: 44 seconds
Views: 393
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, family
Summary: The Muppet characters tell their version of the classic tale of an old and bitter miser's redemption on Christmas Eve.
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