No, no, no, don't tell us your *hand*, tell us the *story*!

Gonzo:
My name is Charles Dickens. Rizzo the Rat:
And my name is Rizzo the Rat... wait a second! You're not Charles Dickens! Gonzo:
I am too! Rizzo the Rat:
No! A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat? Gonzo:
Absolutely! Rizzo the Rat:
Charles Dickens was a 19th Century novelist! A genius! Gonzo:
Oh, you are too kind! Rizzo the Rat:
Why should I believe you? Gonzo:
Well, because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand! Rizzo the Rat:
Prove it! Gonzo:
All right! Um, there's a little mole on my thumb, and um, a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bike... Rizzo the Rat:
No, no, no, don't tell us your *hand*, tell us the *story*!