"The Muppet Movie" quotes

The Muppet Movie poster
A Hollywood agent persuades Kermit the Frog to pursue a career in Hollywood. On his way there he meets his future muppet crew while being chased by the desperate owner of a frog-leg restaurant!

Director: James Frawley
Writer: Jerry Juhl, Jack Burns
Production: N/A
Year: 1979
MetaScore: 74/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $65,810,475
Released: 22 Jun 1979
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 4 wins & 11 nominations total

119 Clips

Fozzie Yes - The Muppet Movie 00:13
Fozzie Yes
Shall we go now Kermie - The Muppet Movie 00:49
Shall we go now Kermie
TEETH I'm allergic to cats myself - The Muppet Movie 00:05
TEETH I'm allergic to cats myself
I know you're planning something bold and clever - The Muppet Movie 00:13
I know you're planning something bold and clever
JANICE Drag city - The Muppet Movie 00:13
JANICE Drag city
Welcome to our laboratory - The Muppet Movie 00:17
Welcome to our laboratory
Are you Miss Piggy - The Muppet Movie 00:20
Are you Miss Piggy
What does it do - The Muppet Movie 00:13
What does it do
Will you stop whimpering - The Muppet Movie 00:42
Will you stop whimpering
Yeah well I've got a dream too - The Muppet Movie 00:32
Yeah well I've got a dream too
Would you consider a bear in a frog suit - The Muppet Movie 00:14
Would you consider a bear in a frog suit
Where're you goin' - The Muppet Movie 00:16
Where're you goin'
Wa ha ha ha - The Muppet Movie 00:10
Wa ha ha ha
I'll get you a balloon - The Muppet Movie 00:42
I'll get you a balloon
Filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls - The Muppet Movie 00:20
Filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls
This is Snake Walker - The Muppet Movie 00:14
This is Snake Walker
But if that's not the kind of man you are - The Muppet Movie 00:34
But if that's not the kind of man you are
Come back you - The Muppet Movie 00:08
Come back you
I don't give a hoot - The Muppet Movie 00:10
I don't give a hoot
I hear this movie's dynamite - The Muppet Movie 00:08
I hear this movie's dynamite
Wacka wacka - The Muppet Movie 00:11
Wacka wacka
If you ever come out west to Hollywood - The Muppet Movie 00:18
If you ever come out west to Hollywood
I hope that something better comes along - The Muppet Movie 00:25
I hope that something better comes along
Like a dream come true - The Muppet Movie 01:11
Like a dream come true
My name is Kermit the Frog - The Muppet Movie 01:03
My name is Kermit the Frog
You Kermit the Frog - The Muppet Movie 00:13
You Kermit the Frog
I've heard it too many times to ignore it - The Muppet Movie 00:14
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
What the heck's going on here - The Muppet Movie 00:09
What the heck's going on here
If you were a chicken - The Muppet Movie 00:13
If you were a chicken
The road manager - The Muppet Movie 00:12
The road manager
There's not a word yet - The Muppet Movie 00:20
There's not a word yet
They're right behind us - The Muppet Movie 00:10
They're right behind us
We take your friend - The Muppet Movie 00:30
We take your friend
Oh waiter - The Muppet Movie 00:13
Oh waiter
HOPPER Remember this frog does everything - The Muppet Movie 00:20
HOPPER Remember this frog does everything
Golden teeth and golden tones - The Muppet Movie 00:08
Golden teeth and golden tones
This year's Miss Bogen County - The Muppet Movie 00:12
This year's Miss Bogen County
Rolling - The Muppet Movie 00:12
Rolling
Yeah man well what else do these pills make big - The Muppet Movie 00:18
Yeah man well what else do these pills make big
That's enough of that - The Muppet Movie 00:03
That's enough of that
This is a narrative of very heavy duty proportions - The Muppet Movie 00:14
This is a narrative of very heavy duty proportions
It feels like we've been driving for days - The Muppet Movie 00:09
It feels like we've been driving for days
We're just traveling down this little black line here - The Muppet Movie 00:27
We're just traveling down this little black line here
Follow that frog - The Muppet Movie 00:16
Follow that frog
Just like you frogs expand - The Muppet Movie 00:26
Just like you frogs expand
FOZZIE No problem - The Muppet Movie 00:12
FOZZIE No problem
What are you doing - The Muppet Movie 00:08
What are you doing
I'm not a sailor - The Muppet Movie 00:29
I'm not a sailor
I'm a professional - The Muppet Movie 00:09
I'm a professional
Drinks on the house - The Muppet Movie 00:10
Drinks on the house
A bear in his natural habitat - The Muppet Movie 00:12
A bear in his natural habitat
This is a serious call for help - The Muppet Movie 01:07
This is a serious call for help
What's left of the frog - The Muppet Movie 00:09
What's left of the frog
Come out here - The Muppet Movie 00:12
Come out here
You do think we should help her with her bags - The Muppet Movie 00:11
You do think we should help her with her bags
Your big scene is coming up - The Muppet Movie 00:40
Your big scene is coming up
It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon - The Muppet Movie 00:19
It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon
You're not gonna believe who the winner is - The Muppet Movie 00:11
You're not gonna believe who the winner is
It's the man with the badge - The Muppet Movie 00:13
It's the man with the badge
I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts - The Muppet Movie 00:08
I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts
You got the picture boy You see what I mean - The Muppet Movie 00:22
You got the picture boy You see what I mean
What in the name of Fats Waller is that - The Muppet Movie 00:10
What in the name of Fats Waller is that
You were so courageous - The Muppet Movie 00:25
You were so courageous
What's happening - The Muppet Movie 00:09
What's happening
Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear - The Muppet Movie 00:12
Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear
This is the patriotic part - The Muppet Movie 00:06
This is the patriotic part
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT - The Muppet Movie 00:13
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT
Hello I'd like an ice cream - The Muppet Movie 00:33
Hello I'd like an ice cream
'They don't look like Presbyterians to me - The Muppet Movie 00:16
'They don't look like Presbyterians to me
Maybe we should give him a ride - The Muppet Movie 00:23
Maybe we should give him a ride
Get rid of this heap - The Muppet Movie 00:25
Get rid of this heap
You look beautiful - The Muppet Movie 00:09
You look beautiful
Show 'em what you do - The Muppet Movie 00:29
Show 'em what you do
If I'm not funny - The Muppet Movie 00:16
If I'm not funny
You may serve us now - The Muppet Movie 00:11
You may serve us now
Will you taste it for us - The Muppet Movie 00:27
Will you taste it for us
When you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have - The Muppet Movie 00:46
When you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have
Flim is rooling - The Muppet Movie 00:09
Flim is rooling
Is this how the Muppets  really  got started - The Muppet Movie 00:17
Is this how the Muppets really got started
Say goodbye to your frog - The Muppet Movie 00:27
Say goodbye to your frog
The Electric Mayhem - The Muppet Movie 00:12
The Electric Mayhem
Whisper sweet nothings into my ear - The Muppet Movie 00:23
Whisper sweet nothings into my ear
There was this sailor who was so fat - The Muppet Movie 00:17
There was this sailor who was so fat
I've done my best with that frog - The Muppet Movie 00:25
I've done my best with that frog
Bear left Right Frog - The Muppet Movie 00:06
Bear left Right Frog
It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation - The Muppet Movie 00:16
It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation
Impetuous thing - The Muppet Movie 00:16
Impetuous thing
That's toughest - The Muppet Movie 00:10
That's toughest
This guy's lost - The Muppet Movie 00:16
This guy's lost
Where did you get it - The Muppet Movie 00:10
Where did you get it
I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road - The Muppet Movie 00:21
I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road
On the other hand - The Muppet Movie 00:53
On the other hand
The rainbow connection - The Muppet Movie 00:16
The rainbow connection
Does this film have socially redeeming value - The Muppet Movie 00:12
Does this film have socially redeeming value
How do you like the film - The Muppet Movie 00:07
How do you like the film
Where did you learn to drive - The Muppet Movie 00:09
Where did you learn to drive
If frogs couldn't hop - The Muppet Movie 00:10
If frogs couldn't hop
Doc Hopper will never recognize you now - The Muppet Movie 00:16
Doc Hopper will never recognize you now
We're here to heckle  The Muppet Movie - The Muppet Movie 00:12
We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie
Why don't you join us - The Muppet Movie 00:33
Why don't you join us
It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad - The Muppet Movie 00:14
It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that...
I like the movie fine so far - The Muppet Movie 00:10
I like the movie fine so far
Life's like a movie - The Muppet Movie 00:36
Life's like a movie
A bear in his natural habitat - The Muppet Movie 00:12
A bear in his natural habitat
They don't look like Presbyterians to me - The Muppet Movie 00:05
They don't look like Presbyterians to me
The man with the badge - The Muppet Movie 00:16
The man with the badge
Isn't that splendid - The Muppet Movie 00:27
Isn't that splendid
I'm allergic to cats - The Muppet Movie 00:11
I'm allergic to cats
If what I'm saying doesn't make any sense - The Muppet Movie 00:23
If what I'm saying doesn't make any sense
I have a dream too - The Muppet Movie 00:58
I have a dream too
He even rides a bicycle - The Muppet Movie 00:41
He even rides a bicycle
Did we do something wrong - The Muppet Movie 01:40
Did we do something wrong
Crazy Harry plays with electricity - The Muppet Movie 00:14
Crazy Harry plays with electricity
Would you consider a bear in a frog suit - The Muppet Movie 00:28
Would you consider a bear in a frog suit
What else do these pills make big - The Muppet Movie 00:26
What else do these pills make big
What do you want - The Muppet Movie 00:57
What do you want
Shall we go now - The Muppet Movie 00:13
Shall we go now
Sax is your axe - The Muppet Movie 00:16
Sax is your axe
No frog's gonna make a monkey out of me - The Muppet Movie 00:15
No frog's gonna make a monkey out of me

Cast

Kermit the Frog - Jim Henson
Miss Piggy - Frank Oz
Floyd Pepper - Jerry Nelson
Scooter - Richard Hunt
The Great Gonzo - Dave Goelz
Doc Hopper - Charles Durning
Mad Man Mooney - Milton Berle
Professor Max Krassman - Mel Brooks
El Sleezo Cafe Owner - James Coburn
Bernie the Agent - Dom DeLuise
Beauty Contest Compere - Elliott Gould
Ice Cream Vendor - Bob Hope
El Sleezo Patron - Madeline Kahn
Myth - Carol Kane
Lord's Secretary - Cloris Leachman
Insolent Waiter - Steve Martin
Balloon Vendor - Richard Pryor
El Sleezo Tough - Telly Savalas
Lew Lord - Orson Welles
El Sleezo Pianist - Paul Williams
Frog Killer - Scott Walker
Bartender - Ira F. Grubman
Lumberjack - H.B. Haggerty
Gate Guard - Bruce Kirby
One-Eyed Midget - Tommy Madden
Waiter - James Frawley
Fletcher Bird / Scooter (assistant) (voice) - Steve Whitmire
Camilla (assistant) - Kathryn Mullen
Muppet Performer - Bob Payne
Muppet Performer - Eren Ozker
Muppet Performer - Caroly Wilcox
Muppet Performer - Olga Felgemacher
Muppet Performer - Bruce Schwartz
Animal (assistant) / Beaker (assistant) / Big Bird (assistant) / Dr. Teeth (assistant) / Fozzie Bear (assistant) / Janice (assistant) / Scooter (assistant) (as Michael Davis) - Michael Earl
Muppet Performer - Buz Suraci
Muppet Performer - Tony Basilicato
Muppet Performer - Adam Hunt
Big Bird - Caroll Spinney
Muppet Performer - Fran Allison
Muppet Performer - Sherry Amott
Muppet Performer - Jack Angel
Muppet Performer - Bil Baird
Muppet Performer - Peter Baird
Muppet Performer - Bob Baker
Muppet Performer - Cheryl Blaylock
Muppet Performer - Tim Burton
Muppet Performer - Bruce Chesse
Muppet Performer - Edward G. Christie
Woman with Balloon - Melinda Dillon
Muppet Performer - Roy R. Etherington
Muppet Performer - Bill Farmer
Muppet Performer - Faz Fazakas
Muppet Performer - Wayland Flowers
Muppet Performer - Brian Froud
Muppet Performer - John Gilkerson
Muppet Performer - Brian Henson
Muppet Performer - Cheryl Henson
Muppet Performer - Heather Henson
Muppet Performer - Jane Henson
Muppet Performer - John Henson
Muppet Performer - Lisa Henson
Muppet Performer - Phillip Huber
Muppet Performer - Jerry Juhl
Muppet Performer - Frank Kane
Muppet Performer - Paul Kennemore
Ernie / Bert - Earl Kress
Grover - John Landis
Muppet Performer - Ralph Lee
Muppet Performer - Shari Lewis
Muppet Performer - Kermit Love
Muppet Performer - John Lovelady
Muppet Performer - Mahlmann
Muppet Performer - Randal J. Metz
Muppet Performer - Wendy Midener
Muppet Performer - Frances Oznowicz
Muppet Performer - Isiidore Oznowicz
Muppet Performer - Patrick Pinney
Muppet Performer - Phil Proctor
Muppet Performer - Harry Sabin
Muppet Performer - Lettie Connell Schubert
Muppet Performer - Burr Tillstrom
Muppet Performer - Alice Tweedy
Muppet Performer / Pigs in Space D & E - Curt Vig
Muppet Performer / J.P. Gross - Rik Vig
Muppet Performer - Rick Williamson
Muppet Performer - Paul Zaloom