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"The Muppet Movie" quotes

The Muppet Movie poster
Kermit and his newfound friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog legs merchant is after Kermit.

Director: James Frawley
Writer: Jerry Juhl, Jack Burns
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 1979
MetaScore: 74/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $65,810,475
Released: 22 Jun 1979
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 4 wins & 11 nominations total

119 video clips

Gate GuardWaiterMiss PiggyInsolent WaiterDoc HopperMaxEl Sleezo Cafe OwnerFloyd PepperSailorMad Man MooneyIce Cream VendorBig BirdMale El Sleezo PatronEl Sleezo PatronEl Sleezo ToughMythBeauty Contest CompereBernie The AgentLord's SecretaryLord's SecretaryFrog KillerEl Sleezo PianistBalloon VendorLew LordKermit The Frog
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No frog's gonna make a monkey out of me - The Muppet Movie 00:15 No frog's gonna make a monkey out of me Sax is your axe - The Muppet Movie 00:16 Sax is your axe Shall we go now - The Muppet Movie 00:13 Shall we go now What do you want - The Muppet Movie 00:57 What do you want What else do these pills make big - The Muppet Movie 00:26 What else do these pills make big Would you consider a bear in a frog suit - The Muppet Movie 00:28 Would you consider a bear in a frog suit Crazy Harry plays with electricity - The Muppet Movie 00:14 Crazy Harry plays with electricity Did we do something wrong - The Muppet Movie 01:40 Did we do something wrong He even rides a bicycle - The Muppet Movie 00:41 He even rides a bicycle I have a dream too - The Muppet Movie 00:58 I have a dream too If what I'm saying doesn't make any sense - The Muppet Movie 00:23 If what I'm saying doesn't make any sense I'm allergic to cats - The Muppet Movie 00:11 I'm allergic to cats Isn't that splendid - The Muppet Movie 00:27 Isn't that splendid The man with the badge - The Muppet Movie 00:16 The man with the badge They don't look like Presbyterians to me - The Muppet Movie 00:05 They don't look like Presbyterians to me A bear in his natural habitat - The Muppet Movie 00:12 A bear in his natural habitat Life's like a movie - The Muppet Movie 00:36 Life's like a movie I like the movie fine so far - The Muppet Movie 00:10 I like the movie fine so far It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad - The Muppet Movie 00:14 It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues... Why don't you join us - The Muppet Movie 00:33 Why don't you join us We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie - The Muppet Movie 00:12 We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie Doc Hopper will never recognize you now - The Muppet Movie 00:16 Doc Hopper will never recognize you now If frogs couldn't hop - The Muppet Movie 00:10 If frogs couldn't hop Where did you learn to drive - The Muppet Movie 00:09 Where did you learn to drive How do you like the film - The Muppet Movie 00:07 How do you like the film Does this film have socially redeeming value - The Muppet Movie 00:12 Does this film have socially redeeming value The rainbow connection - The Muppet Movie 00:16 The rainbow connection On the other hand - The Muppet Movie 00:53 On the other hand I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road - The Muppet Movie 00:21 I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road Where did you get it - The Muppet Movie 00:10 Where did you get it This guy's lost - The Muppet Movie 00:16 This guy's lost That's toughest - The Muppet Movie 00:10 That's toughest Impetuous thing - The Muppet Movie 00:16 Impetuous thing It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation - The Muppet Movie 00:16 It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation Bear left Right Frog - The Muppet Movie 00:06 Bear left Right Frog I've done my best with that frog - The Muppet Movie 00:25 I've done my best with that frog There was this sailor who was so fat - The Muppet Movie 00:17 There was this sailor who was so fat Whisper sweet nothings into my ear - The Muppet Movie 00:23 Whisper sweet nothings into my ear The Electric Mayhem - The Muppet Movie 00:12 The Electric Mayhem Say goodbye to your frog - The Muppet Movie 00:27 Say goodbye to your frog Is this how the Muppets really got started - The Muppet Movie 00:17 Is this how the Muppets really got started Flim is rooling - The Muppet Movie 00:09 Flim is rooling When you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have - The Muppet Movie 00:46 When you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have Will you taste it for us - The Muppet Movie 00:27 Will you taste it for us You may serve us now - The Muppet Movie 00:11 You may serve us now If I'm not funny - The Muppet Movie 00:16 If I'm not funny Show 'em what you do - The Muppet Movie 00:29 Show 'em what you do You look beautiful - The Muppet Movie 00:09 You look beautiful Get rid of this heap - The Muppet Movie 00:25 Get rid of this heap Maybe we should give him a ride - The Muppet Movie 00:23 Maybe we should give him a ride 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me - The Muppet Movie 00:16 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me Hello I'd like an ice cream - The Muppet Movie 00:33 Hello I'd like an ice cream HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT - The Muppet Movie 00:13 HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT This is the patriotic part - The Muppet Movie 00:06 This is the patriotic part Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear - The Muppet Movie 00:12 Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear What's happening - The Muppet Movie 00:09 What's happening You were so courageous - The Muppet Movie 00:25 You were so courageous What in the name of Fats Waller is that - The Muppet Movie 00:10 What in the name of Fats Waller is that You got the picture boy You see what I mean - The Muppet Movie 00:22 You got the picture boy You see what I mean I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts - The Muppet Movie 00:08 I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts It's the man with the badge - The Muppet Movie 00:13 It's the man with the badge You're not gonna believe who the winner is - The Muppet Movie 00:11 You're not gonna believe who the winner is It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon - The Muppet Movie 00:19 It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate'... Your big scene is coming up - The Muppet Movie 00:40 Your big scene is coming up You do think we should help her with her bags - The Muppet Movie 00:11 You do think we should help her with her bags Come out here - The Muppet Movie 00:12 Come out here What's left of the frog - The Muppet Movie 00:09 What's left of the frog This is a serious call for help - The Muppet Movie 01:07 This is a serious call for help A bear in his natural habitat - The Muppet Movie 00:12 A bear in his natural habitat Drinks on the house - The Muppet Movie 00:10 Drinks on the house I'm a professional - The Muppet Movie 00:09 I'm a professional I'm not a sailor - The Muppet Movie 00:29 I'm not a sailor What are you doing - The Muppet Movie 00:08 What are you doing FOZZIE No problem - The Muppet Movie 00:12 FOZZIE No problem Just like you frogs expand - The Muppet Movie 00:26 Just like you frogs expand Follow that frog - The Muppet Movie 00:16 Follow that frog We're just traveling down this little black line here - The Muppet Movie 00:27 We're just traveling down this little black line here It feels like we've been driving for days - The Muppet Movie 00:09 It feels like we've been driving for days This is a narrative of very heavy duty proportions - The Muppet Movie 00:14 This is a narrative of very heavy duty proportions That's enough of that - The Muppet Movie 00:03 That's enough of that Yeah man well what else do these pills make big - The Muppet Movie 00:18 Yeah man well what else do these pills make big Rolling - The Muppet Movie 00:12 Rolling This year's Miss Bogen County - The Muppet Movie 00:12 This year's Miss Bogen County Golden teeth and golden tones - The Muppet Movie 00:08 Golden teeth and golden tones HOPPER Remember this frog does everything - The Muppet Movie 00:20 HOPPER Remember this frog does everything Oh waiter - The Muppet Movie 00:13 Oh waiter We take your friend - The Muppet Movie 00:30 We take your friend They're right behind us - The Muppet Movie 00:10 They're right behind us There's not a word yet - The Muppet Movie 00:20 There's not a word yet
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Cast

Kermit the Frog - Jim Henson
Miss Piggy - Frank Oz
Floyd Pepper - Jerry Nelson
Scooter - Richard Hunt
The Great Gonzo - Dave Goelz
All Cast