The Muppet Movie quotes

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Kermit and his newfound friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog legs merchant is after Kermit.

Director: James Frawley
Writer: Jerry Juhl, Jack Burns
Production: Associated Film Distributors
Year: 1979
MetaScore: 74/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 22 Jun 1979
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 4 wins & 9 nominations.

98 Clips & Quotes

They don't look like Presbyterians to me - The Muppet Movie 00:15 They don't look like Presbyterians to me Doc Hopper will never recognize you now - The Muppet Movie 00:29 Doc Hopper will never recognize you now I like the movie fine so far - The Muppet Movie 00:23 I like the movie fine so far It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad - The Muppet Movie 00:20 It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that... Life's like a movie - The Muppet Movie 00:34 Life's like a movie The rainbow connection - The Muppet Movie 00:16 The rainbow connection Why don't you join us - The Muppet Movie 01:03 Why don't you join us How do you like the film - The Muppet Movie 00:22 How do you like the film If frogs couldn't hop - The Muppet Movie 00:31 If frogs couldn't hop Where did you learn to drive - The Muppet Movie 00:19 Where did you learn to drive We're here to heckle  The Muppet Movie - The Muppet Movie 00:35 We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie Does this film have socially redeeming value - The Muppet Movie 00:16 Does this film have socially redeeming value I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road - The Muppet Movie 00:30 I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road This guy's lost - The Muppet Movie 00:21 This guy's lost Where did you get it - The Muppet Movie 00:19 Where did you get it On the other hand - The Muppet Movie 02:39 On the other hand Impetuous thing - The Muppet Movie 00:21 Impetuous thing It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation - The Muppet Movie 00:34 It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation I've done my best with that frog - The Muppet Movie 00:58 I've done my best with that frog That's toughest - The Muppet Movie 00:29 That's toughest Whisper sweet nothings into my ear - The Muppet Movie 00:27 Whisper sweet nothings into my ear Say goodbye to your frog - The Muppet Movie 00:24 Say goodbye to your frog Is this how the Muppets  really  got started - The Muppet Movie 00:25 Is this how the Muppets really got started Flim is rooling - The Muppet Movie 00:15 Flim is rooling When you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have - The Muppet Movie 01:11 When you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have Will you taste it for us - The Muppet Movie 00:20 Will you taste it for us The Electric Mayhem - The Muppet Movie 00:16 The Electric Mayhem You may serve us now - The Muppet Movie 00:11 You may serve us now There was this sailor who was so fat - The Muppet Movie 00:31 There was this sailor who was so fat Show 'em what you do - The Muppet Movie 00:16 Show 'em what you do Get rid of this heap - The Muppet Movie 00:23 Get rid of this heap 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me - The Muppet Movie 00:15 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me What do you want - The Muppet Movie 00:57 What do you want HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT - The Muppet Movie 00:41 HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT This is the patriotic part - The Muppet Movie 00:16 This is the patriotic part You look beautiful - The Muppet Movie 00:14 You look beautiful What's happening - The Muppet Movie 00:15 What's happening Maybe we should give him a ride - The Muppet Movie 00:35 Maybe we should give him a ride Follow that frog - The Muppet Movie 00:18 Follow that frog You were so courageous - The Muppet Movie 00:48 You were so courageous Isn't that splendid - The Muppet Movie 00:27 Isn't that splendid It's the man with the badge - The Muppet Movie 00:17 It's the man with the badge It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon - The Muppet Movie 00:32 It is indeed a problem for us to 'probosculate' upon Your big scene is coming up - The Muppet Movie 00:21 Your big scene is coming up You do think we should help her with her bags - The Muppet Movie 00:16 You do think we should help her with her bags What's left of the frog - The Muppet Movie 00:31 What's left of the frog A bear in his natural habitat - The Muppet Movie 00:13 A bear in his natural habitat Drinks on the house - The Muppet Movie 00:43 Drinks on the house If I'm not funny - The Muppet Movie 00:26 If I'm not funny I'm not a sailor - The Muppet Movie 00:36 I'm not a sailor What are you doing - The Muppet Movie 00:14 What are you doing Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear - The Muppet Movie 00:17 Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear Sax is your axe - The Muppet Movie 00:16 Sax is your axe Just like you frogs expand - The Muppet Movie 00:25 Just like you frogs expand We're just traveling down this little black line here - The Muppet Movie 00:40 We're just traveling down this little black line here It feels like we've been driving for days - The Muppet Movie 00:20 It feels like we've been driving for days What in the name of Fats Waller is that - The Muppet Movie 00:19 What in the name of Fats Waller is that This is a narrative of very heavy duty proportions - The Muppet Movie 00:17 This is a narrative of very heavy duty proportions That's enough of that - The Muppet Movie 00:11 That's enough of that I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts - The Muppet Movie 00:18 I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts Crazy Harry plays with electricity - The Muppet Movie 00:14 Crazy Harry plays with electricity You're not gonna believe who the winner is - The Muppet Movie 00:19 You're not gonna believe who the winner is This year's Miss Bogen County - The Muppet Movie 00:17 This year's Miss Bogen County Golden teeth and golden tones - The Muppet Movie 00:18 Golden teeth and golden tones He even rides a bicycle - The Muppet Movie 00:41 He even rides a bicycle We take your friend - The Muppet Movie 00:50 We take your friend They're right behind us - The Muppet Movie 00:27 They're right behind us There's not a word yet - The Muppet Movie 00:18 There's not a word yet This is a serious call for help - The Muppet Movie 01:38 This is a serious call for help The road manager - The Muppet Movie 00:29 The road manager If you were a chicken - The Muppet Movie 00:15 If you were a chicken What the heck's going on here - The Muppet Movie 00:18 What the heck's going on here I've heard it too many times to ignore it - The Muppet Movie 00:23 I've heard it too many times to ignore it I'm a professional - The Muppet Movie 00:16 I'm a professional Like a dream come true - The Muppet Movie 02:05 Like a dream come true I hope that something better comes along - The Muppet Movie 00:44 I hope that something better comes along If you ever come out west to Hollywood - The Muppet Movie 00:28 If you ever come out west to Hollywood I hear this movie's dynamite - The Muppet Movie 00:13 I hear this movie's dynamite I don't give a hoot - The Muppet Movie 00:11 I don't give a hoot No frog's gonna make a monkey out of me - The Muppet Movie 00:15 No frog's gonna make a monkey out of me If what I'm saying doesn't make any sense - The Muppet Movie 00:23 If what I'm saying doesn't make any sense This is Snake Walker - The Muppet Movie 00:15 This is Snake Walker What else do these pills make big - The Muppet Movie 00:26 What else do these pills make big Filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls - The Muppet Movie 00:23 Filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls I'll get you a balloon - The Muppet Movie 01:08 I'll get you a balloon Where're you goin' - The Muppet Movie 00:20 Where're you goin' Would you consider a bear in a frog suit - The Muppet Movie 00:28 Would you consider a bear in a frog suit You Kermit the Frog - The Muppet Movie 00:17 You Kermit the Frog Will you stop whimpering - The Muppet Movie 01:07 Will you stop whimpering What does it do - The Muppet Movie 00:24 What does it do My name is Kermit the Frog - The Muppet Movie 00:59 My name is Kermit the Frog Are you Miss Piggy - The Muppet Movie 00:11 Are you Miss Piggy Welcome to our laboratory - The Muppet Movie 00:18 Welcome to our laboratory The man with the badge - The Muppet Movie 00:16 The man with the badge Did we do something wrong - The Muppet Movie 01:40 Did we do something wrong I have a dream too - The Muppet Movie 00:58 I have a dream too I'm allergic to cats - The Muppet Movie 00:11 I'm allergic to cats Shall we go now - The Muppet Movie 00:13 Shall we go now

Cast

Kermit the Frog - Jim Henson
Miss Piggy - Frank Oz
Floyd Pepper - Jerry Nelson
Scooter - Richard Hunt
The Great Gonzo - Dave Goelz
Doc Hopper - Charles Durning
Mad Man Mooney - Milton Berle
Professor Max Krassman - Mel Brooks
El Sleezo Cafe Owner - James Coburn
Bernie the Agent - Dom DeLuise
Beauty Contest Compere - Elliott Gould
Ice Cream Vendor - Bob Hope
El Sleezo Patron - Madeline Kahn
Myth - Carol Kane
Lord's Secretary - Cloris Leachman
Insolent Waiter - Steve Martin
Balloon Vendor - Richard Pryor
El Sleezo Tough - Telly Savalas
Lew Lord - Orson Welles
El Sleezo Pianist - Paul Williams
Frog Killer - Scott Walker
Bartender - Ira F. Grubman
Lumberjack - H.B. Haggerty
Gate Guard - Bruce Kirby
One-Eyed Midget - Tommy Madden
Waiter - James Frawley
Fletcher Bird / Scooter (assistant) (voice) - Steve Whitmire
Camilla (assistant) - Kathryn Mullen
Muppet Performer - Bob Payne
Muppet Performer - Eren Ozker
Muppet Performer - Caroly Wilcox
Muppet Performer - Olga Felgemacher
Muppet Performer - Bruce Schwartz
Animal (assistant) / Beaker (assistant) / Big Bird (assistant) / Dr. Teeth (assistant) / Fozzie Bear (assistant) / Janice (assistant) / Scooter (assistant) (as Michael Davis) - Michael Earl
Muppet Performer - Buz Suraci
Muppet Performer - Tony Basilicato
Muppet Performer - Adam Hunt
Big Bird - Caroll Spinney
Muppet Performer - Fran Allison
Muppet Performer - Sherry Amott
Muppet Performer - Jack Angel
Muppet Performer - Bil Baird
Muppet Performer - Peter Baird
Muppet Performer - Bob Baker
Muppet Performer - Cheryl Blaylock
Muppet Performer - Tim Burton
Muppet Performer - Bruce Chesse
Muppet Performer - Edward G. Christie
Woman with Balloon - Melinda Dillon
Muppet Performer - Roy R. Etherington
Muppet Performer - Bill Farmer
Muppet Performer - Faz Fazakas
Muppet Performer - Wayland Flowers
Muppet Performer - Brian Froud
Muppet Performer - John Gilkerson
Muppet Performer - Brian Henson
Muppet Performer - Cheryl Henson
Muppet Performer - Heather Henson
Muppet Performer - Jane Henson
Muppet Performer - John Henson
Muppet Performer - Lisa Henson
Muppet Performer - Phillip Huber
Muppet Performer - Jerry Juhl
Muppet Performer - Frank Kane
Muppet Performer - Paul Kennemore
Ernie / Bert - Earl Kress
Grover - John Landis
Muppet Performer - Ralph Lee
Muppet Performer - Shari Lewis
Muppet Performer - Kermit Love
Muppet Performer - John Lovelady
Muppet Performer - Mahlmann
Muppet Performer - Randal J. Metz
Muppet Performer - Wendy Midener
Muppet Performer - Frances Oznowicz
Muppet Performer - Isiidore Oznowicz
Muppet Performer - Patrick Pinney
Muppet Performer - Phil Proctor
Muppet Performer - Harry Sabin
Muppet Performer - Lettie Connell Schubert
Muppet Performer - Burr Tillstrom
Muppet Performer - Alice Tweedy
Muppet Performer / Pigs in Space D & E - Curt Vig
Muppet Performer / J.P. Gross - Rik Vig
Muppet Performer - Rick Williamson
Muppet Performer - Paul Zaloom