Okay everybody, drinks on the house! Hey, drinks on the house! C'mon let's go! Yeah. Yeah....

Fozzie: [after he's thrown behind the bar, he pops up wearing a beard and dressed like the bartender] [Yelling] Fozzie: Okay everybody, drinks on the house! Male El Sleezo Patron: Hey, drinks on the house! C'mon let's go! Fozzie: [as everyone but him and Kermit vacate the place] Yeah. Yeah. Go, go. They're on the house! Male El Sleezo Patron: [Cut to the roof of the El Sleezo, where everyone else is now] [Among the confusion and chatter of everyone else] Male El Sleezo Patron: Wait a minute! There're no drinks up here! What's he talking about? The bartender told us there were drinks on the house! Fozzie: [Cut back to the interior of the El Sleezo. After Fozzie removes the beard and moustache] Works every time.