Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a...
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[Kermit and the Muppets arrive in Hollywood] Miss Piggy:
Oh, Kermie, look, it's wonderful. Like a dream come true. Kermit:
Well, don't count your tadpoles until they've hatched, I still have to audition, you know. Floyd Pepper:
Hey, there ain't nothin' to it but to do it! Lord's Secretary:
[closes the door]
And where do you think you're going? Kermit:
Oh, hi there. We're here to audition for Lew Lord. Lord's Secretary:
You just can't walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals. Kermit:
Animals? Wh-What's wrong with Animals? [Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly] Lord's Secretary:
This is a movie studio, not a zoo. Besides... [sneezes] Lord's Secretary:
...I'm allergic to animal hair. Now get along all of you. Kermit:
Now wait a second, miss. I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and we're going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we, gang? [the Muppets shout "Yes" indistinctly] Lord's Secretary:
[on the phone]
Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a... [the Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door]
Oh, Kermie, look, it's wonderful. Like a dream come true. Kermit:
Well, don't count your tadpoles until they've hatched, I still have to audition, you know. Floyd Pepper:
Hey, there ain't nothin' to it but to do it! Lord's Secretary:
[closes the door]
And where do you think you're going? Kermit:
Oh, hi there. We're here to audition for Lew Lord. Lord's Secretary:
You just can't walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals. Kermit:
Animals? Wh-What's wrong with Animals? [Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly] Lord's Secretary:
This is a movie studio, not a zoo. Besides... [sneezes] Lord's Secretary:
...I'm allergic to animal hair. Now get along all of you. Kermit:
Now wait a second, miss. I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and we're going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we, gang? [the Muppets shout "Yes" indistinctly] Lord's Secretary:
[on the phone]
Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a... [the Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door]
Full Transcript
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Ah Kermie look it's wonderful Yeah
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Like a dream come true
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Well don't count your tadpoles until they're hatched
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I still have to audition you know Hey there ain't nothin' to it but to do it
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BUZZER SOUNDS
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And where do you think you're going
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Oh hi there I'm going to audition for Lew Lord
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You can't just walk in here off the street you know
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Especially not with all these animals
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Animals What's wrong with animals
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ANIMAL Animal
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This is a movie studio not a zoo
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Besides
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SNEEZES
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I'm allergic to animal hair
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Now get along all of you
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No Wait a second See here miss
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I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs
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but I deserve a chance
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And we're gonna stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord
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Aren't we gang huh Yes
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FLOYD What he says GONZO Yeah come on
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KERMIT We'll just sit right down and wait
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SNEEZES
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Hello security it's Miss Tracey
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I wanna report a SNEEZES
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Movie Summary
Kermit and his newfound friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog legs merchant is after Kermit.
Actors
Miss Piggy
Floyd Pepper
Lord's Secretary
Lord's Secretary
