I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood, anyway? Just a dream I...
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Kermit:
I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood, anyway? Just a dream I got from sitting through too many double features.
Kermit's Conscience:
So why did you leave the swamp in the first place?
Kermit:
'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. He probably says that to everybody.
Kermit's Conscience:
On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.
Kermit:
Yeah. But then it would just be me feeling miserable. Now I got a lady pig, and a bear, and a chicken, a dog, a thing, whatever Gonzo is. He's a little like a turkey.
Kermit's Conscience:
[Kermit's Conscience is sitting on a rock behind him]
Mmm - Yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much.
Kermit:
No I guess not. Anyhow, I brought them all out here to the middle of nowhere, and it's all my fault.
Kermit's Conscience:
Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember - they wanted to come.
Kermit:
But... that's because they believed in me.
Kermit's Conscience:
No, they believed in the dream.
Kermit:
Well, so do I, but...
Kermit's Conscience:
You do?
Kermit:
Yeah! Of course I do.
Kermit's Conscience:
Well then?
Kermit:
Well then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me.
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I didn't promise anybody anything
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What do I know about Hollywood anyway
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Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double features
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KERMIT'S VOICE So why did you leave the swamp in the first place
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'Cause some agent fella said I had talent
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He probably says that to everybody
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On the other hand if you hadn't left the swamp
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you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow
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Yeah but then it would just be me feeling miserable
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Now I got a lady pig and a bear
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and a chicken a dog a thing whatever Gonzo is
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He's a little like a turkey
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Yeah A little like a turkey but not much
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No I guess not
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Anyhow I brought 'em all out here into the middle of nowhere
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It's all my fault
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Still whether you promised them something or not
Clip duration: 53 seconds
Views: 381
Timestamp in movie: 01h 12m 43s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: Kermit and his newfound friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog legs merchant is after Kermit.
Comments
00:16 Impetuous thing
00:16 It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation
00:25 I've done my best with that frog
00:10 That's toughest
00:23 Whisper sweet nothings into my ear
00:27 Say goodbye to your frog
00:17 Is this how the Muppets really got started
00:09 Flim is rooling
00:46 When you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have
00:27 Will you taste it for us
00:12 The Electric Mayhem
00:11 You may serve us now
00:17 There was this sailor who was so fat
00:29 Show 'em what you do
00:25 Get rid of this heap
00:16 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me
00:57 What do you want
00:13 HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT
00:06 This is the patriotic part
00:09 You look beautiful