Well then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me

Kermit:
I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood, anyway? Just a dream I got from sitting through too many double features. Kermit's Conscience:
So why did you leave the swamp in the first place? Kermit:
'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. He probably says that to everybody. Kermit's Conscience:
On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow. Kermit:
Yeah. But then it would just be me feeling miserable. Now I got a lady pig, and a bear, and a chicken, a dog, a thing, whatever Gonzo is. He's a little like a turkey. Kermit's Conscience:
[Kermit's Conscience is sitting on a rock behind him]
Mmm - Yeah. A little like a turkey, but not much. Kermit:
No I guess not. Anyhow, I brought them all out here to the middle of nowhere, and it's all my fault. Kermit's Conscience:
Still, whether you promised them something or not, you gotta remember - they wanted to come. Kermit:
But... that's because they believed in me. Kermit's Conscience:
No, they believed in the dream. Kermit:
Well, so do I, but... Kermit's Conscience:
You do? Kermit:
Yeah! Of course I do. Kermit's Conscience:
Well then? Kermit:
Well then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me