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Bernie the Agent:
Help! Hello! This is a serious call for help! Kermit:
Uh, yeah? Bernie the Agent:
Someone - help! Ah - I, oh! Oh! You, you with the banjo - uh, can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction. Kermit:
Uh, have you tried Hare Krishna? Bernie the Agent:
[briefly laughs sarcastically]
No. No, I mean I'm really lost. Kermit:
Uh, one second. [he tries to catch a fly with his tongue, but misses] Kermit:
Uh, darn I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies. Bernie the Agent:
Well, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but I have to get out of this swamp; I have to catch a plane. Kermit:
With *that* tongue? No way. Bernie the Agent:
[laughs] Kermit:
But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream. Bernie the Agent:
Thank you. Kermit:
Just watch out for the alligators. Bernie the Agent:
I will. [he starts to leave but turns back to Kermit, apprehensive] Bernie the Agent:
Alligators? Kermit:
That's right. Bernie the Agent:
Did you say Alligators? Kermit:
Read my lips: al-lee-gay-twers
Help! Hello! This is a serious call for help! Kermit:
Uh, yeah? Bernie the Agent:
Someone - help! Ah - I, oh! Oh! You, you with the banjo - uh, can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction. Kermit:
Uh, have you tried Hare Krishna? Bernie the Agent:
[briefly laughs sarcastically]
No. No, I mean I'm really lost. Kermit:
Uh, one second. [he tries to catch a fly with his tongue, but misses] Kermit:
Uh, darn I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies. Bernie the Agent:
Well, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but I have to get out of this swamp; I have to catch a plane. Kermit:
With *that* tongue? No way. Bernie the Agent:
[laughs] Kermit:
But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream. Bernie the Agent:
Thank you. Kermit:
Just watch out for the alligators. Bernie the Agent:
I will. [he starts to leave but turns back to Kermit, apprehensive] Bernie the Agent:
Alligators? Kermit:
That's right. Bernie the Agent:
Did you say Alligators? Kermit:
Read my lips: al-lee-gay-twers
Full Transcript
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MAN Help Hello
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This is a serious call for help
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Yeah Someone help
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Ah I Oh oh
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You you with the banjo
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Can you help me I have lost my sense of direction
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Have you tried Hare Krishna
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Ha ha No
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No I mean I'm really lost FLY BUZZING
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One second
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Darn I missed You know that's the first thing to go on a frog
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His tongue The tongue goes and you can't catch flies
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That's rough I'm sorry about your tongue
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but I have to get out of this swamp I have to catch a plane
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With that tongue No way
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LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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But seriously there's a boat dock just downstream
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Thank you Just watch out for the alligators
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I will
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Alligators That's right
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Did you say alligators
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Read my lips alligators
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It's just that I'm not used to alligators where I come from
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Movie Summary
Kermit and his newfound friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog legs merchant is after Kermit.
Actors
Bernie The Agent
