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"The Muppet Show" quotes

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Kermit the Frog and his fellow Muppets put on a vaudeville show at their theatre, bringing in a famous celebrity to help out for each episode.

Director: N/A
Writer: Jim Henson, Jack Burns
Production:
Genre: comedy, family, music
Year: 1976
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.4
BoxOffice:
Released: 23 Apr 1977
Awards: Won 4 Primetime Emmys. 12 wins & 25 nominations total

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StatlerAnnouncerJaniceDr. Felix Ogelbaum
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How do they do it - The Muppet Show 00:08 How do they do it What's the difference between immoral and illegal - The Muppet Show 00:16 What's the difference between immoral and illegal Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens - The Muppet Show 00:06 Just when you think this show is terrible something... 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NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's HospitaI - The Muppet Show 00:13 NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's HospitaI NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital - The Muppet Show 00:12 NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital - The Muppet Show 00:11 NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital NARRATOR Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital - The Muppet Show 00:11 NARRATOR Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital - The Muppet Show 00:11 NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital - The Muppet Show 00:11 NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital - The Muppet Show 00:12 NARRATOR And now Veterinarian's Hospital NARRATOR Time now for Veterinarian's Hospital - The Muppet Show 00:10 NARRATOR Time now for Veterinarian's Hospital NARRATOR Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital - The Muppet Show 00:12 NARRATOR Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital Methinks thou doth protest too much What - The Muppet Show 00:27 Methinks thou doth protest too much What No please don't make me watch it - The Muppet Show 00:04 No please don't make me watch it Oh please don't make us watch it again - The Muppet Show 00:05 Oh please don't make us watch it again Okay ladies and gentlemen Muppet Sports - The Muppet Show 00:05 Okay ladies and gentlemen Muppet Sports Well ladies and gentlemen we've had a few artists on The Muppet Show - The Muppet Show 00:05 Well ladies and gentlemen we've had a few artists on... Oh Ladies and gentlemen Miss Ethel Merman - The Muppet Show 00:05 Oh Ladies and gentlemen Miss Ethel Merman Hi and welcome to The Muppet Show - The Muppet Show 00:05 Hi and welcome to The Muppet Show Ladies and gentlemen The Great Gonzo - The Muppet Show 00:05 Ladies and gentlemen The Great Gonzo Ladies and gentlemen The Great Gonzo - The Muppet Show 00:04 Ladies and gentlemen The Great Gonzo Ladies and gentlemen the Great Gonzo - The Muppet Show 00:04 Ladies and gentlemen the Great Gonzo Ladies and gentlemen a Muppet melodrama - The Muppet Show 00:05 Ladies and gentlemen a Muppet melodrama Ladies and gentlemen it's cowboy time - The Muppet Show 00:04 Ladies and gentlemen it's cowboy time Okay ladies and gentlemen it's guest star time - The Muppet Show 00:05 Okay ladies and gentlemen it's guest star time Uh ladies and gentlemen they say the show must go on - The Muppet Show 00:05 Uh ladies and gentlemen they say the show must go on Animal you like the theme don't you Yeah yeah - The Muppet Show 00:07 Animal you like the theme don't you Yeah yeah Tell me Statler did you ever have any Naval experience - The Muppet Show 00:11 Tell me Statler did you ever have any Naval experience Um And now a man who needs no introduction - The Muppet Show 00:07 Um And now a man who needs no introduction Dr Bob it's too late You've lost him - The Muppet Show 00:09 Dr Bob it's too late You've lost him Hey listen you Hey you - The Muppet Show 00:22 Hey listen you Hey you Here's a Muppet news flash There is no news tonight - The Muppet Show 00:06 Here's a Muppet news flash There is no news tonight NEWSCASTER Here's a Muppet news flash - The Muppet Show 00:07 NEWSCASTER Here's a Muppet news flash Kermit Kermit I had a dream and it was so real - The Muppet Show 00:11 Kermit Kermit I had a dream and it was so real Hey did you hear the one about the kangaroo who walked into a store - The Muppet Show 00:11 Hey did you hear the one about the kangaroo who walked into... Hey Fozzie can you get that I'll get it Kermit - The Muppet Show 00:18 Hey Fozzie can you get that I'll get it Kermit Ahem ahem Hello Backstage The Muppet Show - The Muppet Show 00:26 Ahem ahem Hello Backstage The Muppet Show I got it - The Muppet Show 00:17 I got it Do not take my sunshine away - The Muppet Show 00:28 Do not take my sunshine away This show is good for what ails me Yeah Well what ails you - The Muppet Show 00:06 This show is good for what ails me Yeah Well what ails you Me not crazy I hired the others - The Muppet Show 00:05 Me not crazy I hired the others That man is annoying me - The Muppet Show 00:09 That man is annoying me Well the show tonight certainly didn't lay an egg - The Muppet Show 00:05 Well the show tonight certainly didn't lay an egg Let's all sing the rhyming song - The Muppet Show 00:34 Let's all sing the rhyming song Psychiatry has its own jargon - The Muppet Show 00:12 Psychiatry has its own jargon Speak - The Muppet Show 00:17 Speak Un copacetic - The Muppet Show 00:03 Un copacetic Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:03 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:03 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork Bork bork bork - The Muppet Show 00:04 Bork bork bork
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Cast

Fozzie Bear - Frank Oz
Statler - Richard Hunt
Gonzo - Dave Goelz
Kermit the Frog - Jim Henson
Floyd Pepper - Jerry Nelson
All Cast