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A Muppet fanatic with some help from his 2 human compatriots must regroup the Muppet gang to stop an avaricious oil mogul from taking down one of their precious life-longing treasures.

Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Jim Henson
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $88,631,237
Released: 23 Nov 2011
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 17 wins & 43 nominations total

115 video clips

GaryMiss Piggy's ReceptionistWalterMaryJack BlackHobo JoeTex RichmanMiss PiggyCde ExecutiveRico RodriguezSwedish ChefModeratorFozzie MoopetJohn KrasinskiTv ExecutiveMiss Piggy's ReceptionistGonzoNeil Patrick HarrisScooterGary Age 9Selena GomezGary Age 6Gary Age 13
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You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal - The Muppets 00:14 You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal I don't know - The Muppets 00:33 I don't know I always dreamed we'd be back here - The Muppets 00:06 I always dreamed we'd be back here To the end of the Muppets - The Muppets 00:35 To the end of the Muppets Listen Kermit I like you - The Muppets 00:33 Listen Kermit I like you Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala - The Muppets 00:04 Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe - The Muppets 00:04 Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe Everything's great Everything's grand - The Muppets 00:33 Everything's great Everything's grand I love geriatric humor - The Muppets 00:04 I love geriatric humor Where Where'd you go Oh there you are - The Muppets 00:35 Where Where'd you go Oh there you are Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them - The Muppets 00:17 Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr Steve Martin - The Muppets 00:35 It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star... You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal - The Muppets 00:16 You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal Excuse me miss are you expecting anyone else - The Muppets 00:13 Excuse me miss are you expecting anyone else I'm being held captive by these weirdos - The Muppets 00:08 I'm being held captive by these weirdos But Kermit you have to try - The Muppets 00:26 But Kermit you have to try Wow That was an expensive looking explosion - The Muppets 00:13 Wow That was an expensive looking explosion You always believe in other people but that's easy - The Muppets 00:26 You always believe in other people but that's easy What are you doin' here - The Muppets 00:09 What are you doin' here Yeah how come you didn't use me in the montage - The Muppets 00:19 Yeah how come you didn't use me in the montage Yeah so then when he thought they were alone he said - The Muppets 00:15 Yeah so then when he thought they were alone he said It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight - The Muppets 00:14 It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show... The show is over - The Muppets 00:22 The show is over You wanna give us some money Uhhh - The Muppets 00:14 You wanna give us some money Uhhh Listen everybody we've got nothing to be ashamed of And you know why - The Muppets 00:39 Listen everybody we've got nothing to be ashamed of And... Sorry Miss Piggy but you've been replaced permanently - The Muppets 00:39 Sorry Miss Piggy but you've been replaced permanently So I'm gonna shoot straight - The Muppets 00:15 So I'm gonna shoot straight You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time - The Muppets 00:05 You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time In control - The Muppets 00:05 In control Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon - The Muppets 00:13 Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back... Kermit We have our celebrity - The Muppets 00:17 Kermit We have our celebrity I didn't do it I've been framed Ahh Wocka wocka - The Muppets 00:14 I didn't do it I've been framed Ahh Wocka wocka OK No no wait wait - The Muppets 00:08 OK No no wait wait Boy did I go to a bad seafood place last night - The Muppets 00:14 Boy did I go to a bad seafood place last night Hi Ah Where am I - The Muppets 00:12 Hi Ah Where am I La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee Ah That was hot - The Muppets 00:17 Ah That was hot Hey guys check it out Fart shoes - The Muppets 00:13 Hey guys check it out Fart shoes It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight - The Muppets 00:14 It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show... Maniacal laugh maniacal laugh - The Muppets 00:10 Maniacal laugh maniacal laugh La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee And say Mary will you marry me - The Muppets 00:11 And say Mary will you marry me I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss - The Muppets 00:11 I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man - The Muppets 00:05 I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man It's my trigger word too - The Muppets 00:13 It's my trigger word too Sorry Animal No drums No drums - The Muppets 00:10 Sorry Animal No drums No drums What the wocka - The Muppets 00:07 What the wocka No Wait I want to be with you guys Please let me in - The Muppets 00:18 No Wait I want to be with you guys Please let me in So do you think we're working for the bad guy - The Muppets 00:09 So do you think we're working for the bad guy Is there more I could've said - The Muppets 00:27 Is there more I could've said How charming A finale - The Muppets 00:06 How charming A finale Can't you see I'm busy Of course - The Muppets 00:06 Can't you see I'm busy Of course Together again Gee it's good to be - The Muppets 00:11 Together again Gee it's good to be Remember evil oil baron - The Muppets 00:05 Remember evil oil baron Fozzie What the heck are you doing hibernating - The Muppets 00:24 Fozzie What the heck are you doing hibernating Animal heel Go Animal Be free man - The Muppets 00:09 Animal heel Go Animal Be free man Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law - The Muppets 00:26 Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this - The Muppets 00:05 No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this Well just do what I do Pretend that the audience is naked - The Muppets 00:14 Well just do what I do Pretend that the audience is naked The Moopets are a hard cynical act for a hard cynical world - The Muppets 00:10 The Moopets are a hard cynical act for a hard cynical world Amla man - The Muppets 00:09 Amla man Told ya I'd be back - The Muppets 00:07 Told ya I'd be back OK Jack Black's got nothing What did you guys come up with - The Muppets 00:07 OK Jack Black's got nothing What did you guys come up... Please Kermit - The Muppets 00:19 Please Kermit Ze movie's almost over It's time to say So long - The Muppets 00:12 Ze movie's almost over It's time to say So long Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know what to do - The Muppets 00:19 Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know... Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks - The Muppets 00:07 Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks There Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office - The Muppets 00:09 There Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office You are all naked - The Muppets 00:05 You are all naked Why are there such great deals - The Muppets 00:38 Why are there such great deals Piggy why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things - The Muppets 00:16 Piggy why do you have to always be so overdramatic about... Yeah those Muppets are gonna be - The Muppets 00:15 Yeah those Muppets are gonna be Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them - The Muppets 00:33 Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them Now this here is the standard Rich and Famous contract - The Muppets 00:36 Now this here is the standard Rich and Famous contract So what do we do now - The Muppets 00:32 So what do we do now Mahna Mahna Do do do do do - The Muppets 00:17 Mahna Mahna Do do do do do What are you doin' here - The Muppets 00:09 What are you doin' here Am I a man - The Muppets 00:16 Am I a man Am I a Muppet - The Muppets 00:11 Am I a Muppet Hey Gary Mary how'd you guys get here so fast - The Muppets 00:08 Hey Gary Mary how'd you guys get here so fast La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee Maniacal laugh - The Muppets Maniacal laugh Maniacal laugh Maniacal laugh - The Muppets Maniacal laugh Maniacal laugh In control Good - The Muppets In control Good Ah That was hot - The Muppets 00:13 Ah That was hot Animal heel Go Animal Be free man - The Muppets 00:09 Animal heel Go Animal Be free man But Kermit you have to try - The Muppets 00:24 But Kermit you have to try Do do Do do do do - The Muppets 00:04 Do do Do do do do Even all you guys who weren't in the montage - The Muppets 00:16 Even all you guys who weren't in the montage
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Cast

Gary - Jason Segel
Mary - Amy Adams
Tex Richman - Chris Cooper
CDE Executive - Rashida Jones
Kermit - Steve Whitmire
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