"The Muppets" quotes

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A Muppet fanatic with some help from his 2 human compatriots must regroup the Muppet gang to stop an avaricious oil mogul from taking down one of their precious life-longing treasures.

Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Jim Henson
Production: N/A
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $88,631,237
Released: 23 Nov 2011
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 17 wins & 43 nominations total

77 Clips

La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:04
La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr Steve Martin - The Muppets 00:35
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr...
Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them - The Muppets 00:17
Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them
Where Where'd you go Oh there you are - The Muppets 00:35
Where Where'd you go Oh there you are
Hey Gary Mary how'd you guys get here so fast - The Muppets 00:05
Hey Gary Mary how'd you guys get here so fast
Am I a Muppet - The Muppets 00:08
Am I a Muppet
Am I a man - The Muppets 00:15
Am I a man
What are you doin' here - The Muppets 00:07
What are you doin' here
Mahna Mahna Do do do do do - The Muppets 00:16
Mahna Mahna Do do do do do
So what do we do now - The Muppets 00:32
So what do we do now
Now this here is the standard Rich and Famous contract - The Muppets 00:35
Now this here is the standard Rich and Famous contract
Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them - The Muppets 00:32
Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them
Yeah those Muppets are gonna be - The Muppets 00:10
Yeah those Muppets are gonna be
Piggy why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things - The Muppets 00:08
Piggy why do you have to always be so overdramatic about...
Why are there such great deals - The Muppets 00:37
Why are there such great deals
You are all naked - The Muppets 00:05
You are all naked
There Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office - The Muppets 00:09
There Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office
I love geriatric humor - The Muppets 00:04
I love geriatric humor
Everything's great Everything's grand - The Muppets 00:33
Everything's great Everything's grand
Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks - The Muppets 00:06
Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks
Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know what to do - The Muppets 00:19
Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know what to do
Ze movie's almost over It's time to say So long - The Muppets 00:09
Ze movie's almost over It's time to say So long
Please Kermit - The Muppets 00:13
Please Kermit
OK Jack Black's got nothing What did you guys come up with - The Muppets 00:05
OK Jack Black's got nothing What did you guys come up with
Told ya I'd be back - The Muppets 00:06
Told ya I'd be back
Amla man - The Muppets 00:08
Amla man
The Moopets are a hard cynical act for a hard cynical world - The Muppets 00:08
The Moopets are a hard cynical act for a hard cynical world
Well just do what I do Pretend that the audience is naked - The Muppets 00:06
Well just do what I do Pretend that the audience is naked
No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this - The Muppets 00:05
No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this
Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law - The Muppets 00:24
Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law
Animal heel Go Animal Be free man - The Muppets 00:09
Animal heel Go Animal Be free man
Fozzie What the heck are you doing hibernating - The Muppets 00:19
Fozzie What the heck are you doing hibernating
Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe - The Muppets 00:04
Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe
Remember evil oil baron - The Muppets 00:04
Remember evil oil baron
Together again Gee it's good to be - The Muppets 00:09
Together again Gee it's good to be
Can't you see I'm busy Of course - The Muppets 00:05
Can't you see I'm busy Of course
How charming A finale - The Muppets 00:05
How charming A finale
Is there more I could've said - The Muppets 00:23
Is there more I could've said
So do you think we're working for the bad guy - The Muppets 00:05
So do you think we're working for the bad guy
No Wait I want to be with you guys Please let me in - The Muppets 00:06
No Wait I want to be with you guys Please let me in
What the wocka - The Muppets 00:05
What the wocka
Sorry Animal No drums No drums - The Muppets 00:09
Sorry Animal No drums No drums
It's my trigger word too - The Muppets 00:12
It's my trigger word too
I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man - The Muppets 00:04
I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man
I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss - The Muppets 00:05
I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss
And say Mary will you marry me - The Muppets 00:08
And say Mary will you marry me
Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala - The Muppets 00:04
Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala
Maniacal laugh maniacal laugh - The Muppets 00:06
Maniacal laugh maniacal laugh
It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight - The Muppets 00:06
It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
Hey guys check it out Fart shoes - The Muppets 00:05
Hey guys check it out Fart shoes
Ah That was hot - The Muppets 00:13
Ah That was hot
Listen Kermit I like you - The Muppets 00:33
Listen Kermit I like you
Hi Ah Where am I - The Muppets 00:08
Hi Ah Where am I
Boy did I go to a bad seafood place last night - The Muppets 00:12
Boy did I go to a bad seafood place last night
OK No no wait wait - The Muppets 00:08
OK No no wait wait
To the end of the Muppets - The Muppets 00:35
To the end of the Muppets
To the end of the Muppets - The Muppets 00:36
To the end of the Muppets
I didn't do it I've been framed Ahh Wocka wocka - The Muppets 00:07
I didn't do it I've been framed Ahh Wocka wocka
Kermit We have our celebrity - The Muppets 00:14
Kermit We have our celebrity
Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon - The Muppets 00:09
Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together...
In control - The Muppets 00:05
In control
You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time - The Muppets 00:04
You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time
So I'm gonna shoot straight - The Muppets 00:12
So I'm gonna shoot straight
Sorry Miss Piggy but you've been replaced permanently - The Muppets 00:35
Sorry Miss Piggy but you've been replaced permanently
Listen everybody we've got nothing to be ashamed of And you know why - The Muppets 00:37
Listen everybody we've got nothing to be ashamed of And you...
You wanna give us some money Uhhh - The Muppets 00:09
You wanna give us some money Uhhh
The show is over - The Muppets 00:20
The show is over
Yeah so then when he thought they were alone he said - The Muppets 00:15
Yeah so then when he thought they were alone he said
Yeah how come you didn't use me in the montage - The Muppets 00:15
Yeah how come you didn't use me in the montage
You always believe in other people but that's easy - The Muppets 00:21
You always believe in other people but that's easy
Wow That was an expensive looking explosion - The Muppets 00:08
Wow That was an expensive looking explosion
But Kermit you have to try - The Muppets 00:24
But Kermit you have to try
I'm being held captive by these weirdos - The Muppets 00:07
I'm being held captive by these weirdos
I always dreamed we'd be back here - The Muppets 00:06
I always dreamed we'd be back here
Excuse me miss are you expecting anyone else - The Muppets 00:13
Excuse me miss are you expecting anyone else
I don't know - The Muppets 00:33
I don't know
You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal - The Muppets 00:14
You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal

Cast

Mary - Amy Adams
Tex Richman - Chris Cooper
CDE Executive - Rashida Jones
Miss Piggy - Eric Jacobson
Gonzo - Dave Goelz
Swedish Chef - Bill Barretta
Scooter - David Rudman
Sgt. Floyd Pepper - Matt Vogel
Walter - Peter Linz
Tour Guide - Alan Arkin
Grandfather - Bill Cobbs
'Punch Teacher' Host - Ken Jeong
Human Walter - Jim Parsons
Postman - Eddie Pepitone
Moderator - Kristen Schaal
Greeter - Sarah Silverman
TV Executive - Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo
Elderly Asian Man - Raymond Ma
Elderly Asian Woman - Shu Lan Tuan
Junior CDE Executive - Donald Glover
TV Executive - Dahlia Waingort Guigui
Reporter One - Jonathan Palmer
Reporter Two - Don Yanan
TV Executive - Michael Albala
'Punch Teacher' Kid - Julia Marie Franzese
Gary Age 6 - Gunnar Smith
Gary Age 9 - Connor Gallagher
Gary Age 13 - Justin Marco
Laughing Kid - Cameron Kasal
Laughing Kid - Justin Tinucci
Laughing Kid - Alex Long
Marge the Waitress - Aria Noelle Curzon
Miss Piggy's Receptionist - Emily Blunt
James Carville - James Carville
Smalltown Resident - Leslie Feist
Whoopi Goldberg - Whoopi Goldberg
Selena Gomez - Selena Gomez
Cameo Performance - Animool - Dave Grohl
Neil Patrick Harris - Neil Patrick Harris
Judd Hirsch - Judd Hirsch
John Krasinski - John Krasinski
Rico Rodriguez - Rico Rodriguez
Smalltown Resident - Mickey Rooney
Fozzie Moopet - Tyler Bunch
Additional Muppet Performer - Bruce Lanoil
Additional Muppet Performer - Michelan Sisti
Additional Muppet Performer - Paul McGinnis
Additional Muppet Performer - Greg Ballora
Additional Muppet Performer - David Alan Barclay
Additional Muppet Performer - Tim Blaney
Additional Muppet Performer - Kevin Carlson
Additional Muppet Performer - Leslie Carrara-Rudolph
Additional Muppet Performer - Kristin Charney
Additional Muppet Performer - Nathan Danforth
Afghan Hound - Alice Dinnean
Additional Muppet Performer - Julia Gunn
Additional Muppet Performer - BJ Guyer
Additional Muppet Performer - Tanya Haden
Additional Muppet Performer - Patrick Johnson
Additional Muppet Performer - Sean W. Johnson
Additional Muppet Performer - Len Levitt
Additional Muppet Performer - James Murray
Additional Muppet Performer - Michael Oosterom
Additional Muppet Performer - Karen Prell
Additional Muppet Performer - Mike Quinn
Additional Muppet Performer - David Skelly
Additional Muppet Performer - Andy Stone
Additional Muppet Performer - Art Vega
Additional Muppet Performer - Alex Villa
Additional Muppet Performer - Chase Woolner
Baseball Player - Gabriel Aslan
Dancer - Sybil Azur
Driver - Samuel Baca
Dancer - Nick Baga
Carnival Teen - Cole Barba
Dancer - Cheryl Baxter
Dancer - Lou Becker
Dancer - Paul Benshoof
Dancer - Melanie Benz
Stage Manager Voice - Greg Berg
Jack Black - Jack Black
Gonzo's Royal Flush Worker - Bill Blair
Dancer - Rita Bland
Friend of Tex - age 10 - Matthew Broadley
Dancer - Tara Brook
Google Receptionist, Lisa - Kacie Calhoun
Charlie Chaplin - Johnny Cannizzaro
Scout Troop Leader - Mike Carlucci
Telethon Audience Member - Jorga Caye
Dancing Cake Lady - Randi Cee
Dancer - Cindera Che
Principal Dancer - Troy Christian
Dancer - Carol Conners
Dancer - Bobby Dacones
Casino Gambler - Osa Danam
Dancer - Palmer Davis
Urgent Man - Mike DeMille
Dancer - John Dennis
Groom - Nick Drago
Reporter - Raphaella Dreyer
Dancer - Rachel Duncan
Dancer - Micki Duran
Butcher assistant #1 - Jimmy Federico
Dancer - Laura Fremont
Dancer - Reshma Gajjar
Additional Muppet Performer - Megan Godin
Dancer - Zuri Goldman
Dancer - Lloyd Gordon
Dancer - Casa Grant
French Vogue Assistant - Jane May Graves
Baseball Player - Justin Dwayne Hall
Dancer - Gordon Hart
Punch Teacher Contestant - Reese Hartwig
Dancer - Mark Hatfield
Telethon Audience Member - Billy Hendrickson
Dancer - Andrea Hicks
Dancer - Scott Hislop
Agitated Diner Patron - Bob Honest
Homeless Man - Kenneth Hughes
Telethon Audience Member - Valerie Humbard
Boy on Ferris Wheel - Brandon James
Dancer- Tourist - Elisabeth Jee
Engaged woman - Suzanne Jolie
Dancer - Tonya Kay
Telethon Attendee - Bob Kaye
Dancer - Lorena Kichik
Dancer - Nathan Kim
Dancer - Nathan Kim
Center Audience Member - John William King
Journalist - Linda Lay
Dancer - Marca Leigh
Dancer - Quinn Lipton
Dancer - Stan Mazin
Additional Muppet Performer - Langley McArol
Tex's Showgirl - Angelina McCoy
Dancer - Chris Moss
Laughing Dad - Richard Neil
Telethon Announcer - Jerry Nelson
Dancer - Marc Oka
Dancer - Ayesha Orange
Gary - age 16 - David Michael Paul
Lady in Black Lace Camisole - Erin Pickett
Dancing Postman - Bill Prudich
Dancer - Wesley Quinn
Father of the Bride - Bubba Dean Rambo
Stopwatch Guy - Lawrence Ravettina
Telethon Audience Member - John Robert
Butcher - Michael Rooney
Gary and Walter's Mom - Britt Sanborn
Man in line at Mels drive-in - Casey Sander
Walter's High School Girlfriend - Robyn A. Schneider
Dancer - War Shazar
Dancer - Nicole Smith
Diner Patron - Chris Spinelli
Dancer - Tim Stevenson
Additional voices - Karen Strassman
Guy on Pier - Marco Tazioli
Dancer - Vai Tiare
Dancer - Tammy To
Dancer - John Todd
Dancer - John Todd
Dancing Priest - Jerry Trent
Dancer - Danny Valle
Warehouse Worker - Corey Webber
Dancing Baker - Harrison White
Dancer - Addie Yungmee