"The Muppets" quotes

A Muppet fanatic with some help from his 2 human compatriots must regroup the Muppet gang to stop an avaricious oil mogul from taking down one of their precious life-longing treasures.
Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Jim Henson
Production: N/A
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $88,631,237
Released: 23 Nov 2011
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 17 wins & 43 nominations total
77 Clips
Cast
Gary - Jason Segel
Mary - Amy Adams
Tex Richman - Chris Cooper
CDE Executive - Rashida Jones
Kermit - Steve Whitmire
Miss Piggy - Eric Jacobson
Gonzo - Dave Goelz
Swedish Chef - Bill Barretta
Scooter - David Rudman
Sgt. Floyd Pepper - Matt Vogel
Walter - Peter Linz
Tour Guide - Alan Arkin
Grandfather - Bill Cobbs
Hobo Joe - Zach Galifianakis
'Punch Teacher' Host - Ken Jeong
Human Walter - Jim Parsons
Postman - Eddie Pepitone
Moderator - Kristen Schaal
Greeter - Sarah Silverman
TV Executive - Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo
Elderly Asian Man - Raymond Ma
Elderly Asian Woman - Shu Lan Tuan
Junior CDE Executive - Donald Glover
TV Executive - Dahlia Waingort Guigui
Reporter One - Jonathan Palmer
Reporter Two - Don Yanan
TV Executive - Michael Albala
'Punch Teacher' Kid - Julia Marie Franzese
Gary Age 6 - Gunnar Smith
Gary Age 9 - Connor Gallagher
Gary Age 13 - Justin Marco
Laughing Kid - Cameron Kasal
Laughing Kid - Justin Tinucci
Laughing Kid - Alex Long
Marge the Waitress - Aria Noelle Curzon
Miss Piggy's Receptionist - Emily Blunt
James Carville - James Carville
Smalltown Resident - Leslie Feist
Whoopi Goldberg - Whoopi Goldberg
Selena Gomez - Selena Gomez
Cameo Performance - Animool - Dave Grohl
Neil Patrick Harris - Neil Patrick Harris
Judd Hirsch - Judd Hirsch
John Krasinski - John Krasinski
Rico Rodriguez - Rico Rodriguez
Smalltown Resident - Mickey Rooney
Fozzie Moopet - Tyler Bunch
Additional Muppet Performer - Bruce Lanoil
Additional Muppet Performer - Michelan Sisti
Additional Muppet Performer - Paul McGinnis
Additional Muppet Performer - Greg Ballora
Additional Muppet Performer - David Alan Barclay
Additional Muppet Performer - Tim Blaney
Additional Muppet Performer - Kevin Carlson
Additional Muppet Performer - Leslie Carrara-Rudolph
Additional Muppet Performer - Kristin Charney
Additional Muppet Performer - Nathan Danforth
Afghan Hound - Alice Dinnean
Additional Muppet Performer - Julia Gunn
Additional Muppet Performer - BJ Guyer
Additional Muppet Performer - Tanya Haden
Additional Muppet Performer - Patrick Johnson
Additional Muppet Performer - Sean W. Johnson
Additional Muppet Performer - Len Levitt
Additional Muppet Performer - James Murray
Additional Muppet Performer - Michael Oosterom
Additional Muppet Performer - Karen Prell
Additional Muppet Performer - Mike Quinn
Additional Muppet Performer - David Skelly
Additional Muppet Performer - Andy Stone
Additional Muppet Performer - Art Vega
Additional Muppet Performer - Alex Villa
Additional Muppet Performer - Chase Woolner
Baseball Player - Gabriel Aslan
Dancer - Sybil Azur
Driver - Samuel Baca
Dancer - Nick Baga
Carnival Teen - Cole Barba
Dancer - Cheryl Baxter
Dancer - Lou Becker
Dancer - Paul Benshoof
Dancer - Melanie Benz
Stage Manager Voice - Greg Berg
Jack Black - Jack Black
Gonzo's Royal Flush Worker - Bill Blair
Dancer - Rita Bland
Friend of Tex - age 10 - Matthew Broadley
Dancer - Tara Brook
Google Receptionist, Lisa - Kacie Calhoun
Charlie Chaplin - Johnny Cannizzaro
Dancer - Sergio Carbajal
Scout Troop Leader - Mike Carlucci
Telethon Audience Member - Jorga Caye
Dancing Cake Lady - Randi Cee
Dancer - Dominic Chaiduang
Dancer - Cindera Che
Principal Dancer - Troy Christian
Dancer - Carol Conners
Dancer - Kelly Connolly
Dancer - Bobby Dacones
Casino Gambler - Osa Danam
Dancer - Palmer Davis
Urgent Man - Mike DeMille
Dancer - John Dennis
Groom - Nick Drago
Reporter - Raphaella Dreyer
Dancer - Rachel Duncan
Dancer - Micki Duran
Butcher assistant #1 - Jimmy Federico
Barfly - Gregory George Frank
Dancer - Laura Fremont
Dancer - Melanie A. Gage
Dancer - Reshma Gajjar
Additional Muppet Performer - Megan Godin
Dancer - Zuri Goldman
Dancer - Lloyd Gordon
Dancer - Casa Grant
French Vogue Assistant - Jane May Graves
Baseball Player - Justin Dwayne Hall
Dancer - Hunter Hamilton
Student - Lily Blaisdell Hamilton
Dancer - Gordon Hart
Punch Teacher Contestant - Reese Hartwig
Dancer - Mark Hatfield
Dancer - Ryan Heffington
Telethon Audience Member - Billy Hendrickson
Dancer - Andrea Hicks
Dancer - Scott Hislop
Dancer - Marlene Hoffman
Dancer - Shannon Holtzapffel
Agitated Diner Patron - Bob Honest
Dancer - J.T. Horenstein
Homeless Man - Kenneth Hughes
Telethon Audience Member - Valerie Humbard
Boy on Ferris Wheel - Brandon James
Dancer- Tourist - Elisabeth Jee
Engaged woman - Suzanne Jolie
Dancer - Tonya Kay
Telethon Attendee - Bob Kaye
Dancer - Lorena Kichik
Dancer - Nathan Kim
Dancer - Nathan Kim
Center Audience Member - John William King
Journalist - Linda Lay
Dancer - Marca Leigh
Dancer - Quinn Lipton
Dancer - Stan Mazin
Additional Muppet Performer - Langley McArol
Tex's Showgirl - Angelina McCoy
Cub Scout - Cameron James McIntyre
Dancer - Chris Moss
Laughing Dad - Richard Neil
Telethon Announcer - Jerry Nelson
Dancer - Marc Oka
Dancer - Ayesha Orange
Gary - age 16 - David Michael Paul
Dancer - Helene Phillips
Dancer - Tracy Phillips
Lady in Black Lace Camisole - Erin Pickett
Dancer - Alysah Pizarro
Dancer - Beverly Polcyn
Dancer - Nathan Prevost
Dancing Postman - Bill Prudich
Dancer - Wesley Quinn
Father of the Bride - Bubba Dean Rambo
Stopwatch Guy - Lawrence Ravettina
Dancer - Michael Riccio
Dancer - Bettis Richardson
Telethon Audience Member - John Robert
Dancer - Oskar Rodriguez
Butcher - Michael Rooney
Gary and Walter's Mom - Britt Sanborn
Man in line at Mels drive-in - Casey Sander
Dancer - Charlie Schmidt
Dancer - Charlie E. Schmidt
Walter's High School Girlfriend - Robyn A. Schneider
Cop - Uwe Schwarzwalder
Dancer - War Shazar
Dancer - Nicole Smith
Diner Patron - Chris Spinelli
Dancer - Tim Stevenson
Additional voices - Karen Strassman
Student - Victoria Strauss
Guy on Pier - Marco Tazioli
Dancer - Christopher Thomas
Dancer - Vai Tiare
Dancer - Tammy To
Dancer - John Todd
Dancer - John Todd
Dancing Priest - Jerry Trent
Dancer - Danny Valle
Warehouse Worker - Corey Webber
Dancing Baker - Harrison White
Dancer - Giggi Yazicioglu
Dancer - Addie Yungmee