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"The Muppets" quotes

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A Muppet fanatic with some help from his 2 human compatriots must regroup the Muppet gang to stop an avaricious oil mogul from taking down one of their precious life-longing treasures.

Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Jim Henson
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $88,631,237
Released: 23 Nov 2011
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 17 wins & 43 nominations total

81 Clips

Jade Green FrackleWayneWandaKermit the FrogMaryWalterGaryLewAnimalJack BlackSnowth, SnowthSelena GomezMiss PoogyJanooceFozzie MoopetGary, WalterStatlerWaldorfTex RichmanUncle Deadly, BoboUncle DeadlyBoboGary Age 9Fozzie BearThe Moopets, Miss PoogyFozzie Bear, The Moopets, Miss PoogyScooterSam EagleMarvin SuggsNeil Patrick HarrisMahna MahnaGonzoThe NewsmanBobo, Uncle DeadlyMiss Piggy's ReceptionistMiss PiggyTV ExecutiveModeratorSwedish ChefRowlfLink HogthrobBeakerRowlf, Sam Eagle, Link Hogthrob, BeakerWardenPrisonerRico RodriguezVeronicaSweetumsGary Age 13Laughing Kid, Laughing Kid, Laughing KidGary Age 6Hobo Joe
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La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee Hey Gary Mary how'd you guys get here so fast - The Muppets 00:08 Hey Gary Mary how'd you guys get here so fast Am I a Muppet - The Muppets 00:11 Am I a Muppet Am I a man - The Muppets 00:16 Am I a man What are you doin' here - The Muppets 00:09 What are you doin' here Mahna Mahna Do do do do do - The Muppets 00:17 Mahna Mahna Do do do do do So what do we do now - The Muppets 00:32 So what do we do now Now this here is the standard Rich and Famous contract - The Muppets 00:36 Now this here is the standard Rich and Famous contract Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them - The Muppets 00:33 Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them Yeah those Muppets are gonna be - The Muppets 00:15 Yeah those Muppets are gonna be Piggy why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things - The Muppets 00:16 Piggy why do you have to always be so overdramatic about... Why are there such great deals - The Muppets 00:38 Why are there such great deals You are all naked - The Muppets 00:05 You are all naked There Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office - The Muppets 00:09 There Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks - The Muppets 00:07 Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know what to do - The Muppets 00:19 Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know what to do Ze movie's almost over It's time to say So long - The Muppets 00:12 Ze movie's almost over It's time to say So long Please Kermit - The Muppets 00:19 Please Kermit OK Jack Black's got nothing What did you guys come up with - The Muppets 00:07 OK Jack Black's got nothing What did you guys come up with Told ya I'd be back - The Muppets 00:07 Told ya I'd be back Amla man - The Muppets 00:09 Amla man The Moopets are a hard cynical act for a hard cynical world - The Muppets 00:10 The Moopets are a hard cynical act for a hard cynical world Well just do what I do Pretend that the audience is naked - The Muppets 00:14 Well just do what I do Pretend that the audience is naked No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this - The Muppets 00:05 No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law - The Muppets 00:26 Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law Animal heel Go Animal Be free man - The Muppets 00:09 Animal heel Go Animal Be free man Fozzie What the heck are you doing hibernating - The Muppets 00:24 Fozzie What the heck are you doing hibernating Remember evil oil baron - The Muppets 00:05 Remember evil oil baron Together again Gee it's good to be - The Muppets 00:11 Together again Gee it's good to be Can't you see I'm busy Of course - The Muppets 00:06 Can't you see I'm busy Of course How charming A finale - The Muppets 00:06 How charming A finale Is there more I could've said - The Muppets 00:27 Is there more I could've said So do you think we're working for the bad guy - The Muppets 00:09 So do you think we're working for the bad guy No Wait I want to be with you guys Please let me in - The Muppets 00:18 No Wait I want to be with you guys Please let me in What the wocka - The Muppets 00:07 What the wocka Sorry Animal No drums No drums - The Muppets 00:10 Sorry Animal No drums No drums It's my trigger word too - The Muppets 00:13 It's my trigger word too I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man - The Muppets 00:05 I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss - The Muppets 00:11 I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss And say Mary will you marry me - The Muppets 00:11 And say Mary will you marry me La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee Maniacal laugh maniacal laugh - The Muppets 00:10 Maniacal laugh maniacal laugh It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight - The Muppets 00:14 It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight Hey guys check it out Fart shoes - The Muppets 00:13 Hey guys check it out Fart shoes Ah That was hot - The Muppets 00:17 Ah That was hot La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee Hi Ah Where am I - The Muppets 00:12 Hi Ah Where am I Boy did I go to a bad seafood place last night - The Muppets 00:14 Boy did I go to a bad seafood place last night OK No no wait wait - The Muppets 00:08 OK No no wait wait I didn't do it I've been framed Ahh Wocka wocka - The Muppets 00:14 I didn't do it I've been framed Ahh Wocka wocka Kermit We have our celebrity - The Muppets 00:17 Kermit We have our celebrity Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon - The Muppets 00:13 Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together... In control - The Muppets 00:05 In control You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time - The Muppets 00:05 You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time So I'm gonna shoot straight - The Muppets 00:15 So I'm gonna shoot straight Sorry Miss Piggy but you've been replaced permanently - The Muppets 00:39 Sorry Miss Piggy but you've been replaced permanently Listen everybody we've got nothing to be ashamed of And you know why - The Muppets 00:39 Listen everybody we've got nothing to be ashamed of And you... You wanna give us some money Uhhh - The Muppets 00:14 You wanna give us some money Uhhh The show is over - The Muppets 00:22 The show is over It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight - The Muppets 00:14 It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight Yeah so then when he thought they were alone he said - The Muppets 00:15 Yeah so then when he thought they were alone he said Yeah how come you didn't use me in the montage - The Muppets 00:19 Yeah how come you didn't use me in the montage What are you doin' here - The Muppets 00:09 What are you doin' here You always believe in other people but that's easy - The Muppets 00:26 You always believe in other people but that's easy Wow That was an expensive looking explosion - The Muppets 00:13 Wow That was an expensive looking explosion But Kermit you have to try - The Muppets 00:26 But Kermit you have to try I'm being held captive by these weirdos - The Muppets 00:08 I'm being held captive by these weirdos Excuse me miss are you expecting anyone else - The Muppets 00:13 Excuse me miss are you expecting anyone else You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal - The Muppets 00:16 You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr Steve Martin - The Muppets 00:35 It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr... Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them - The Muppets 00:17 Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them Where Where'd you go Oh there you are - The Muppets 00:35 Where Where'd you go Oh there you are I love geriatric humor - The Muppets 00:04 I love geriatric humor Everything's great Everything's grand - The Muppets 00:33 Everything's great Everything's grand Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe - The Muppets 00:04 Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala - The Muppets 00:04 Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala Listen Kermit I like you - The Muppets 00:33 Listen Kermit I like you To the end of the Muppets - The Muppets 00:35 To the end of the Muppets I always dreamed we'd be back here - The Muppets 00:06 I always dreamed we'd be back here
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Cast

Gary - Jason Segel
Mary - Amy Adams
Tex Richman - Chris Cooper
CDE Executive - Rashida Jones
Kermit - Steve Whitmire
All Cast