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A Muppet fanatic with some help from his 2 human compatriots must regroup the Muppet gang to stop an avaricious oil mogul from taking down one of their precious life-longing treasures.

Director: James Bobin
Writer: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Jim Henson
Production: N/A
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $88,631,237
Released: 23 Nov 2011
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 17 wins & 43 nominations total
La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee Hey Gary Mary how'd you guys get here so fast - The Muppets 00:08 Hey Gary Mary how'd you guys get here so fast Am I a Muppet - The Muppets 00:11 Am I a Muppet Am I a man - The Muppets 00:16 Am I a man What are you doin' here - The Muppets 00:09 What are you doin' here Mahna Mahna Do do do do do - The Muppets 00:17 Mahna Mahna Do do do do do So what do we do now - The Muppets 00:32 So what do we do now Now this here is the standard Rich and Famous contract - The Muppets 00:36 Now this here is the standard Rich and Famous contract Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them - The Muppets 00:33 Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them Yeah those Muppets are gonna be - The Muppets 00:15 Yeah those Muppets are gonna be Piggy why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things - The Muppets 00:16 Piggy why do you have to always be so overdramatic about... Why are there such great deals - The Muppets 00:38 Why are there such great deals You are all naked - The Muppets 00:05 You are all naked There Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office - The Muppets 00:09 There Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks - The Muppets 00:07 Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know what to do - The Muppets 00:19 Either way we've got to find Kermit He'll know what to do Ze movie's almost over It's time to say So long - The Muppets 00:12 Ze movie's almost over It's time to say So long Please Kermit - The Muppets 00:19 Please Kermit OK Jack Black's got nothing What did you guys come up with - The Muppets 00:07 OK Jack Black's got nothing What did you guys come up with Told ya I'd be back - The Muppets 00:07 Told ya I'd be back Amla man - The Muppets 00:09 Amla man The Moopets are a hard cynical act for a hard cynical world - The Muppets 00:10 The Moopets are a hard cynical act for a hard cynical world Well just do what I do Pretend that the audience is naked - The Muppets 00:14 Well just do what I do Pretend that the audience is naked No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this - The Muppets 00:05 No I I don't know why I'm not hosting this Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law - The Muppets 00:26 Mahna Mahna You're breaking the law Animal heel Go Animal Be free man - The Muppets 00:09 Animal heel Go Animal Be free man Fozzie What the heck are you doing hibernating - The Muppets 00:24 Fozzie What the heck are you doing hibernating Remember evil oil baron - The Muppets 00:05 Remember evil oil baron Together again Gee it's good to be - The Muppets 00:11 Together again Gee it's good to be Can't you see I'm busy Of course - The Muppets 00:06 Can't you see I'm busy Of course How charming A finale - The Muppets 00:06 How charming A finale Is there more I could've said - The Muppets 00:27 Is there more I could've said So do you think we're working for the bad guy - The Muppets 00:09 So do you think we're working for the bad guy No Wait I want to be with you guys Please let me in - The Muppets 00:18 No Wait I want to be with you guys Please let me in What the wocka - The Muppets 00:07 What the wocka Sorry Animal No drums No drums - The Muppets 00:10 Sorry Animal No drums No drums It's my trigger word too - The Muppets 00:13 It's my trigger word too I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man - The Muppets 00:05 I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss - The Muppets 00:11 I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss And say Mary will you marry me - The Muppets 00:11 And say Mary will you marry me La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee Maniacal laugh maniacal laugh - The Muppets 00:10 Maniacal laugh maniacal laugh It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight - The Muppets 00:14 It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight Hey guys check it out Fart shoes - The Muppets 00:13 Hey guys check it out Fart shoes Ah That was hot - The Muppets 00:17 Ah That was hot La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee - The Muppets 00:08 La la la la la la la Mee mee mee mee Hi Ah Where am I - The Muppets 00:12 Hi Ah Where am I Boy did I go to a bad seafood place last night - The Muppets 00:14 Boy did I go to a bad seafood place last night OK No no wait wait - The Muppets 00:08 OK No no wait wait I didn't do it I've been framed Ahh Wocka wocka - The Muppets 00:14 I didn't do it I've been framed Ahh Wocka wocka Kermit We have our celebrity - The Muppets 00:17 Kermit We have our celebrity Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon - The Muppets 00:13 Well it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together... In control - The Muppets 00:05 In control You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time - The Muppets 00:05 You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time So I'm gonna shoot straight - The Muppets 00:15 So I'm gonna shoot straight Sorry Miss Piggy but you've been replaced permanently - The Muppets 00:39 Sorry Miss Piggy but you've been replaced permanently Listen everybody we've got nothing to be ashamed of And you know why - The Muppets 00:39 Listen everybody we've got nothing to be ashamed of And you... You wanna give us some money Uhhh - The Muppets 00:14 You wanna give us some money Uhhh The show is over - The Muppets 00:22 The show is over It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight - The Muppets 00:14 It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight Yeah so then when he thought they were alone he said - The Muppets 00:15 Yeah so then when he thought they were alone he said Yeah how come you didn't use me in the montage - The Muppets 00:19 Yeah how come you didn't use me in the montage What are you doin' here - The Muppets 00:09 What are you doin' here You always believe in other people but that's easy - The Muppets 00:26 You always believe in other people but that's easy Wow That was an expensive looking explosion - The Muppets 00:13 Wow That was an expensive looking explosion But Kermit you have to try - The Muppets 00:26 But Kermit you have to try I'm being held captive by these weirdos - The Muppets 00:08 I'm being held captive by these weirdos Excuse me miss are you expecting anyone else - The Muppets 00:13 Excuse me miss are you expecting anyone else You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal - The Muppets 00:16 You kidnapped Jack Black That's illegal It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr Steve Martin - The Muppets 00:35 It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr... Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them - The Muppets 00:17 Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them Where Where'd you go Oh there you are - The Muppets 00:35 Where Where'd you go Oh there you are I love geriatric humor - The Muppets 00:04 I love geriatric humor Everything's great Everything's grand - The Muppets 00:33 Everything's great Everything's grand Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe - The Muppets 00:04 Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala - The Muppets 00:04 Kermit and friends host a celebrity studded gala Listen Kermit I like you - The Muppets 00:33 Listen Kermit I like you To the end of the Muppets - The Muppets 00:35 To the end of the Muppets I always dreamed we'd be back here - The Muppets 00:06 I always dreamed we'd be back here

Cast

Mary - Amy Adams
Tex Richman - Chris Cooper
CDE Executive - Rashida Jones