I love geriatric humor

Statler:
[the door opens, Statler, Waldorf, Uncle Deadly, Bobo the Bear, and Tex Richman enter the room]
There, now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office. Waldorf:
Or so we've been 'toad'. [Statler and Waldorf chuckle] Tex Richman:
Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy. Uncle Deadly, Bobo:
Mm-hmm. Tex Richman:
And what better way to honor the Muppets than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum. [Walter gasps while hiding underneath a table] Tex Richman:
I think I'll call this room the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room". Uncle Deadly:
Oh, good one, Mr. Richman. Bobo:
Oh, that is lovely. Waldorf:
Now, ahem, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract Kermit signed 30 years ago that contains... Tex Richman:
The deed to this property. Waldorf:
Exactly. Waldorf:
Now, this contract is 100 percent iron-clad, with one minor exception: if the Muppets can raise the $10 million it would cost to buy the building before this contract expires, then they get their studio back. Statler:
You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point. Waldorf:
Well, I hope so; otherwise I just bored the audience half to death. Statler:
You mean half the audience is still alive? [Statler and Waldorf chuckle] Waldorf:
It's nice doing business with you. Statler:
Yes, sir. Come on. Waldorf:
Good-bye. Bobo:
[to Uncle Deadly]
I love geriatric humor