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Quentin Tarantino:
And then... just as Dorothy and the wicked witch charge at each other, BAM, blowout fight scene! The gals whip out these huge samurai swords, and they just TEAR IT UP! I'm talking kung-fu! I'm talking walking on walls! I'm talking explosions everywhere! [imitating explosions] Quentin Tarantino:
Psshh. Psshh. Psshh! I'm talking Oz in flames! Burn baby burn! You digging it? Kermit the Frog:
Sounds, um, a bit violent for a family film. Quentin Tarantino:
Okay fine. We pull back on the violence. Pull back on the explosions. Pull back on the burn baby burn. Alright... ya' know. Less kung-fu. But instead, are you ready? Ya ready? Kermit the Frog:
Yeah, yeah! Quentin Tarantino:
Morphing. Kermit the Frog:
Morphing? Quentin Tarantino:
Morphing. Crazy morphing! We're talking Piggy turning into Gonzo, mutating into Scooter. Scooter turning in to a big, busty vampire vixen who explodes in a sea of crimson blood! Hahahahaha. All done in the classic Japanese anime style. You know, for the kids. Kermit the Frog:
Um, yeah. Sounds... expensive. Quentin Tarantino:
Think, think, think, think, think. I can work with this. Think, think, think [snaps fingers] Quentin Tarantino:
I got it! [climbing on the table] Quentin Tarantino:
Dorothy... big bad Dorothy goes to kick the witch, are ya ready for this... are Ya ready? Kermit the Frog:
Yeah. Quentin Tarantino:
...In the face! Kermit the Frog:
Hmmm... oh. Now that we can afford Quentin Tarantino:
[hits the table with joy]
YES!
And then... just as Dorothy and the wicked witch charge at each other, BAM, blowout fight scene! The gals whip out these huge samurai swords, and they just TEAR IT UP! I'm talking kung-fu! I'm talking walking on walls! I'm talking explosions everywhere! [imitating explosions] Quentin Tarantino:
Psshh. Psshh. Psshh! I'm talking Oz in flames! Burn baby burn! You digging it? Kermit the Frog:
Sounds, um, a bit violent for a family film. Quentin Tarantino:
Okay fine. We pull back on the violence. Pull back on the explosions. Pull back on the burn baby burn. Alright... ya' know. Less kung-fu. But instead, are you ready? Ya ready? Kermit the Frog:
Yeah, yeah! Quentin Tarantino:
Morphing. Kermit the Frog:
Morphing? Quentin Tarantino:
Morphing. Crazy morphing! We're talking Piggy turning into Gonzo, mutating into Scooter. Scooter turning in to a big, busty vampire vixen who explodes in a sea of crimson blood! Hahahahaha. All done in the classic Japanese anime style. You know, for the kids. Kermit the Frog:
Um, yeah. Sounds... expensive. Quentin Tarantino:
Think, think, think, think, think. I can work with this. Think, think, think [snaps fingers] Quentin Tarantino:
I got it! [climbing on the table] Quentin Tarantino:
Dorothy... big bad Dorothy goes to kick the witch, are ya ready for this... are Ya ready? Kermit the Frog:
Yeah. Quentin Tarantino:
...In the face! Kermit the Frog:
Hmmm... oh. Now that we can afford Quentin Tarantino:
[hits the table with joy]
YES!
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and they just tear it up
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I'm talking kung fu whimpers
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I'm talking walking on walls
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I'm talking explosions everywhere
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explosions whimpers
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I'm talking Oz in flames
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Burn baby burn
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You digging it Uh Yeah
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That sounds a bit violent for a family film
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OK Cool cool OK
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We pull back on the fight scene
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No explosions no burn baby burn
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Mm hmm
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All right you know less kung fu Yeah yeah
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But instead what we have
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Are you ready You ready Yeah
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Morphing Morphing
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Morphing Crazy morphing
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We're talking Piggy transforming into Gonzo
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Mutating into Scooter
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Scooter turning into a big busty vampire vixen
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who explodes in a sea of crimson blood
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All done in the classic Japanese anime style you know like for the kids
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Movie Summary
This version of The Wizard of Oz is played by the Muppets!
