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"The Musketeer" quotes

The Musketeer poster
Alexander Dumas' novel is updated with an eastern influence as D'Artagnan attempts to join the king's elite guards, the Royal Musketeers, and find the man who killed his parents.

Director: Peter Hyams
Writer: Alexandre Dumas, Gene Quintano
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, romance
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 27/100
ImdbRating: 4.7
BoxOffice: $27,073,640
Released: 07 Sep 2001
Awards: 1 nomination

26 Clips

D'artagnanCardinal RichelieuAramisTreville, Head Of The MusketeersFebre The Man In BlackThe QueenRochefort, Richelieu HenchmanBuxom Woman At BanquetPorthosBonacieuxCookAthosYoung D'artagnanD'artagnan's Father
Bless me Father for I have sinned - The Musketeer 00:15 Bless me Father for I have sinned Bless me Father for I will sin - The Musketeer 00:14 Bless me Father for I will sin We're drunks not fools - The Musketeer 00:12 We're drunks not fools I'm not dead Now will you please go kill him - The Musketeer 00:08 I'm not dead Now will you please go kill him What if I absolutely must kill someone - The Musketeer 00:11 What if I absolutely must kill someone Do not harm her But I feel the need to harm someone - The Musketeer 00:08 Do not harm her But I feel the need to harm someone This is not what you think You have no idea what I think - The Musketeer 00:21 This is not what you think You have no idea what I think Is there no mercy in your heart No mercy - The Musketeer 00:09 Is there no mercy in your heart No mercy I will slice off your balls and feed them to the pigs - The Musketeer 00:11 I will slice off your balls and feed them to the pigs You're mad - The Musketeer 00:15 You're mad So you plot the course of history now You are indeed mad - The Musketeer 00:10 So you plot the course of history now You are indeed mad Nice sword Thank you Mademoiselle - The Musketeer 00:21 Nice sword Thank you Mademoiselle You have an interesting fighting style Where did you acquire it - The Musketeer 00:12 You have an interesting fighting style Where did you acquire... You sent for me You've gone too far - The Musketeer 00:24 You sent for me You've gone too far Young Louis was given a baby crocodile from Egypt - The Musketeer 00:26 Young Louis was given a baby crocodile from Egypt Uh more bread We need more bread Can you get some please - The Musketeer 00:14 Uh more bread We need more bread Can you get some please And what would you do Your Eminence - The Musketeer 00:23 And what would you do Your Eminence I'm afraid you're going to regret we ever met - The Musketeer 00:12 I'm afraid you're going to regret we ever met Don't look at me like that Like what - The Musketeer 00:21 Don't look at me like that Like what I don't know what to say Sometimes it's much better to say nothing - The Musketeer 00:22 I don't know what to say Sometimes it's much... Don't turn your back on me D'Artagnan - The Musketeer 00:19 Don't turn your back on me D'Artagnan This wine is rejuvenating Don't get too rejuvenated - The Musketeer 00:06 This wine is rejuvenating Don't get too rejuvenated He was always mad But when he was your madman it was overlooked - The Musketeer 00:07 He was always mad But when he was your madman it was... Aren't we waiting for Planchet Oh I would - The Musketeer 00:15 Aren't we waiting for Planchet Oh I would We'll take them by surprise - The Musketeer 00:11 We'll take them by surprise I'm afraid you're going to regret we ever met - The Musketeer 00:12 I'm afraid you're going to regret we ever met

Cast

The Queen - Catherine Deneuve
Francesca Bonacieux - Mena Suvari
Cardinal Richelieu - Stephen Rea
Febre the Man in Black - Tim Roth
D'Artagnan - Justin Chambers
All Cast