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The Naked Gun

Don't do it! Don't eat it!

Bank Robber: Don't do it! Don't eat it!

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Don't do it Don't eat it
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Duration
4 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:22:04
Uploaded
Feb 05, 2026
Genres
Action, Comedy, Crime
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Movie Summary

Only one man has the particular set of skills... to lead Police Squad and save the world: Lt. Frank Drebin Jr.
You don't remember me do youShould IMy brother you shot him in the name of justiceThat can literally be thousands of peopleShot him in the back as he ran awayHundreds UnarmedAt least 50 He was whiteSo you're Tony Roiland's brotherThat's rightHow is old - The Naked Gun 00:22
You don't remember me do youShould IMy brother you shot...
And there she was againI had to admit she was beautifulShe had a body that carried her head aroundand a butt that seemed to sayHello I'm a talking buttElegant Yeah I'd say soBut like a teenager with three babysitting jobsI didn't need another babysitting - The Naked Gun 00:22
And there she was againI had to admit she was beautifulShe...
I had to admit she was beautifulShe had a body that carried her head aroundand a butt that seemed to sayHello I'm a talking butt - The Naked Gun 00:11
I had to admit she was beautifulShe had a body that carried...
And who is this stunning creatureI don't believe we've metWell I'm This is MissCherryRooseveltFat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti - The Naked Gun 00:16
And who is this stunning creatureI don't believe...
I was hoping you could let me take a look at your security footageMay I ask whyGo right ahead - The Naked Gun 00:09
I was hoping you could let me take a look at your security...
CheersFrom Bill Cosby's private estate - The Naked Gun 00:05
CheersFrom Bill Cosby's private estate
Sassafras Chicken in DMake it extra lumpy boys - The Naked Gun 00:06
Sassafras Chicken in DMake it extra lumpy boys
Rough nightIt's youNow tell me What'd you see on the security footageListen I feel for you I really doBut I had to beat up a lot of henchmen tonightMen with daughtersCome on You wouldn't even have seen it if I didn't help youHelp me That's richNow if - The Naked Gun 01:03
Rough nightIt's youNow tell me What'd you see on...
Excuse the messIhaven't had the heart to cleansince my wife diedMy condolences How did she passGreat Fifty yards easy Arm like a cannonAnd then she diedSo we'll never know if she could've gone proShe was the sweetest woman I've ever knownShe sounds like a - The Naked Gun 00:35
Excuse the messIhaven't had the heart to cleansince my...
You know I've been drawn to the hills ever since I moved here for collegeUCLAI see it every day I live here - The Naked Gun 00:10
You know I've been drawn to the hills ever since I...
Like an idiot's finished jigsaw puzzleI was being framed - The Naked Gun 00:06
Like an idiot's finished jigsaw puzzleI was being...
What is thatWhatThatThat's my TiVo that I lent you yesterdayso that you could watch season one of BuffySo that you could start getting my referencesI know that FrankAnd I specifically told you not to plug it into the InternetThat's an Ethernet cordgoing - The Naked Gun 00:47
What is thatWhatThatThat's my TiVo that I lent you...
You're not my normal driverThis isn't my normal carThat's not my normal gasThis isn't the normal way I fall asleep - The Naked Gun 00:17
You're not my normal driverThis isn't my normal...
Haven't you ever heard of the Miranda rightsWhat I'm pretty sure it's Carrie that writesMiranda is a lawyerCharlotte's an art dealer And Samantha's a whore - The Naked Gun 00:11
Haven't you ever heard of the Miranda rightsWhat...
The legs themselves are pale and whitesprinkled with cinnamon soft hairNow turning our gaze to the middlewhere we find something quite magnificentThe main event if you willA grand bratwurstfit for the Imperial Court of the Kaiser himself - The Naked Gun 00:19
The legs themselves are pale and whitesprinkled with...
You see what you've done CaneIt's not too late to stop this madnessThis isn't madness DrebinThis is progressProgressThe needs of the few should never outweigh the needs of the manyThere was a time when you knew thatSo it's come to thisThe culmination of - The Naked Gun 00:41
You see what you've done CaneIt's not too late to...
Not bad for a stubborn old foolI guess old men really are the toughest smartest most capablesexiest beings on the planet - The Naked Gun 00:12
Not bad for a stubborn old foolI guess old men really are...
Wake up you piece of shit - The Naked Gun 00:04
Wake up you piece of shit