The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! quotes

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Incompetent police Detective Frank Drebin must foil an attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II.

Director: David Zucker
Writer: Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Pat Proft, Jim Abrahams (television series: "Police Squad"), David Zucker (television series "Police Squad"), Jerry Zucker (television series "Police Squad")
Production: Paramount Pictures
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 02 Dec 1988
Awards: 1 nomination.

45 Clips & Quotes

I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 01:11 I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the... Whatever scum did this - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:31 Whatever scum did this I just had it stuffed - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11 I just had it stuffed Next time I shoot someone - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:16 Next time I shoot someone Since I've met you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:30 Since I've met you The missing evidence in the Kelner case - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:27 The missing evidence in the Kelner case It's the same old story - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:34 It's the same old story My father was from Wales - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:12 My father was from Wales I have a message for ya from Vincent Ludwig - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:27 I have a message for ya from Vincent Ludwig I've heard police work is dangerous - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:46 I've heard police work is dangerous Gently extend your arm - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:17 Gently extend your arm Cops and women don't mix - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:35 Cops and women don't mix My poor Nordberg - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 02:50 My poor Nordberg Who did this to you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 01:02 Who did this to you 50 chance of living - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:27 50 chance of living I'd known her for years - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 01:21 I'd known her for years I don't wear them - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:16 I don't wear them Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:21 Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 01:33 The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed I took care of that at the press conference - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:21 I took care of that at the press conference So they were able to get him to the hospital in time - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:31 So they were able to get him to the hospital in time That's so horrible - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:16 That's so horrible The answer's up there in Ludwig's office - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 01:47 The answer's up there in Ludwig's office No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:44 No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to... I wanted you to know - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:29 I wanted you to know They're not here for you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19 They're not here for you It's Enrico Pallazzo - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11 It's Enrico Pallazzo I've got nine more - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11 I've got nine more I think we can save your husband's arm - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:21 I think we can save your husband's arm You're both right - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11 You're both right I faked every orgasm - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:15 I faked every orgasm It's a topsy turvy world - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:35 It's a topsy turvy world Entering without a search warrant - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:36 Entering without a search warrant I'm boiling a roast - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:20 I'm boiling a roast How about a rain check - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:17 How about a rain check How could you do something so vicious - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:27 How could you do something so vicious I was only doing what I was told to do - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19 I was only doing what I was told to do In all the world - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:48 In all the world I'm the head usher - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19 I'm the head usher Her hair was a color of gold in an oil painting - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:51 Her hair was a color of gold in an oil painting Could you tell me - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:15 Could you tell me And don't ever let me catch you guys in America - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:17 And don't ever let me catch you guys in America Apply the brake - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:30 Apply the brake Is anyone else here seeing his wife - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19 Is anyone else here seeing his wife What about the new guy - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:32 What about the new guy

Cast

Frank Drebin - Leslie Nielsen
Jane Spencer - Priscilla Presley
Vincent Ludwig - Ricardo Montalban
Ed Hocken - George Kennedy
Nordberg - O.J. Simpson
Mrs. Nordberg - Susan Beaubian
Pahpshmir - Raye Birk
Queen Elizabeth II - Jeannette Charles
Ted Olsen - Ed Williams
'Weird Al' - 'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Leslie' - Leslie Maier
Foreman - Joe Grifasi
Enrico Pallazzo - Tony Brafa
Woman On Ledge - Lorali Hart
Thug #1 - Nicholas Worth
Thug #27 - Ronald G. Joseph
Nurse #2 - Doris Hess
Dominique - Charlotte Zucker
Drug Dealer #1 - Larry Pines
Drug Dealer #2 - Tom Dugan
Photographer - Burton Zucker
Arafat - David Katz
Khadafi - Robert LuJane
Khomeini - Charles Gherardi
Idi Amin - Prince Hughes
Gorbachev - David Lloyd Austin
Ken & - Ken Minyard
Bob (as Bob Arthur) - Robert Arthur
Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene - Greg Breslau
Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene - Sharon Breslau
Angel Right Fielder - Reggie Jackson
Angel Shortstop - Michael J. Montes
Angel Catcher (as Chuck Fick) - Charles Fick
Angel Manager - Lawrence Tierney
First Base Umpire - Hank Robinson
Third Base Umpire - Joe West
Seattle First Up - Jay Johnstone
Angels Pitcher - Randy Harvey
Seattle Centerfielder - Brett Bartlett
Baseball P.A. Announcer - Dennis Packer
The Baseball Announcer - Dick Vitale
The Baseball Announcer - Dick Enberg
The Baseball Announcer - Jim Palmer
The Baseball Announcer - Mel Allen
The Baseball Announcer - Curt Gowdy
The Baseball Announcer - Tim McCarver
The Baseball Announcer (as Dr. Joyce Brothers) - Joyce Brothers
Reporter at airport - 'There he is!' - Don Woodard
Policeman at docks - 'Please disperse, Please disperse.' - Christopher J. Keene
City Hall Official - 'Here, you can use my radio mike.' - Mary Norman
Passerby - 'Hey, look out!' - Susan Breslau
Truck Driver - 'Ya dumb broad!' - Rick Seaman
Passerby - 'Hey! What's the meaning of this?' - Fredric Arnold
Reporter - 'Mayor, will there be any additional security officers added to the police force during the Queen's visit?' - Ron Tank
Nurse - 'Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it.' - Mallory Sandler
Usher - 'Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes to take you onto the field.' - Edwina Moore
Head Usher - 'Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?' - Jeff Wright
Janitor - 'Sorry, fellas.' - Jim Smith
Spectator - 'It's Enrico Pallazzo!' - Mark Holton
Spectator - 'You killed him!' - Jane Couris
Baseball Team Member #31 - Joey Banks
Girl with Flowers - Jacqueline Barrymore
Woman Hugger at Stadium - Art Berger
Ceremony Guest - Gary Bohn
Man on Dais at Queen's Reception - David Gale
Driving Instructor - John Houseman
Press Conference Toilet Voiceover - Stuart Lancaster
Ron Luciano - Ron Luciano
Hijacked Taurus Driver - Conrad E. Palmisano
Ceremony Guest - George Sasaki
Brunette Woman in Showers - Brinke Stevens
Ceremony Guest - Milanka Stevens
Ceremony Guest - Nico Stevens
Popcorn Guy - Steven Swadling
Man Pushing Nordberg's Wheelchair - Sydney Urshan
Trojan Marching Band - USC Trojan Marching Band
Baseball Announcer - Jesse Ventura
Park Hot Dog Vendor - Robert K. Weiss
Observer at Accident Scene - Tom Willett