"The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!" quotes

00:25 What about the new guy 00:16 We must strip their entrails out and drag them to Damascus 00:13 Drebin 00:42 At first it appears to be the normal cotton fibres 00:13 There was never anything between Vincent and me 00:12 Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating 00:12 Frank l'm so glad you came Wilma l came as soon as l heard 00:54 What l'm trying to say is as soon as Nordberg is better 00:20 Lt's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the... 00:40 As you know l'm not the kind of man who takes such things... 00:33 What've you got l overheard Ludwig 00:35 But we believe Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate... 00:42 Hi Ed Ted You got those fibre samples yet 00:24 As you requested we took some fibre samples from Nordberg's... 00:58 Oh this This is a rare Samurai pen 00:17 You ruined my life Now l'm going to ruin yours 00:56 Yeah Lieutenant Drebin Police Squad 00:11 Are Woo back in business They closed down three years ago 00:14 L've finally found someone l can love 00:08 Lt's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court... 00:06 L knew it 00:09 I think we can save your husband's arm 00:11 They're not here for you 00:20 What about the wedding What was she wearing 00:08 All right anyone else here seeing his wife 00:36 Welcome home Frank Good work in Beirut We heard about it 00:07 Excuse me could you tell me is this an official bat 00:21 Yes Mr Pallazzo 00:16 Lt's OK Normally you would not be going 65 00:27 Tell me Mr Pahpshmir 00:11 Hey who are you 00:07 L only did what l was told to do 00:14 L'm boiling a roast 00:10 How could you do something so vicious 00:15 Gently extend your arm 00:25 Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings 00:06 How about a rain check Let's just stick to dinner 00:12 No no don't shoot 00:13 Lt's a topsy turvy world Jane 00:08 Mrs Nordberg l think we can save your husband's arm 00:15 Frank l wanted you to know now 00:19 Thank you Your Honour Protecting the Queen's safety 00:04 L've got nine more 00:37 Now that you mention it 00:04 Hey it's Enrico Pallazzo 00:07 Frank they're not here for you 00:07 Drebin Frank 00:35 The answer's up there in Ludwig's office 00:06 Can l interest you in a nightcap No thanks l don't wear them 00:37 The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed 00:07 Out there Do you wanna take a dinghy 00:09 Lnteresting Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw... 00:13 Frank it's horrible 00:09 So they got him to the hospital in time 00:04 Drebin 00:32 Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside 00:30 L'd known her for years 00:09 He's got a 50 50 chance of living 00:37 Nordberg it's me Frank Who did this to you 00:18 You dumb broad Stephanie 00:13 Frank it's the truth 00:19 Ludwig 00:17 L've heard police work is dangerous 00:06 No Dutch lrish My father was from Wales 00:10 The missing evidence in the Kilner case My God he WAS... 00:13 Since l met you l've noticed things l never knew where there 00:07 Just think the next time l shoot someone l could be arrested 00:10 Nice beaver Thank you 00:31 Drebin 00:09 Wilma whatever scum did this 00:19 Lt's the same old story Boy finds girl 00:36 Entering without a search warrant 02:50 My poor Nordberg