"The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!" quotes
113 video clips
00:19 Lt's the same old story Boy finds girl
00:09 Wilma whatever scum did this
00:31 Drebin
00:10 Nice beaver Thank you
00:07 Just think the next time l shoot someone l could be arrested
00:13 Since l met you l've noticed things l never knew where...
00:10 The missing evidence in the Kilner case My God he WAS...
00:06 No Dutch lrish My father was from Wales
00:17 L've heard police work is dangerous
00:19 Ludwig
00:13 Frank it's the truth
00:18 You dumb broad Stephanie
00:37 Nordberg it's me Frank Who did this to you
00:09 He's got a 50 50 chance of living
00:30 L'd known her for years
00:32 Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside
00:04 Drebin
00:09 So they got him to the hospital in time
00:13 Frank it's horrible
00:09 Lnteresting Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw...
00:07 Out there Do you wanna take a dinghy
00:37 The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and...
00:06 Can l interest you in a nightcap No thanks l don't wear...
00:35 The answer's up there in Ludwig's office
00:07 Drebin Frank
00:07 Frank they're not here for you
00:04 Hey it's Enrico Pallazzo
00:37 Now that you mention it
00:04 L've got nine more
00:19 Thank you Your Honour Protecting the Queen's safety
00:15 Frank l wanted you to know now
00:08 Mrs Nordberg l think we can save your husband's arm
00:13 Lt's a topsy turvy world Jane
00:12 No no don't shoot
00:06 How about a rain check Let's just stick to dinner
00:25 Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings
00:15 Gently extend your arm
00:10 How could you do something so vicious
00:14 L'm boiling a roast
00:07 L only did what l was told to do
00:11 Hey who are you
00:27 Tell me Mr Pahpshmir
00:16 Lt's OK Normally you would not be going 65
00:21 Yes Mr Pallazzo
00:07 Excuse me could you tell me is this an official bat
00:36 Welcome home Frank Good work in Beirut We heard about it
00:08 All right anyone else here seeing his wife
00:20 What about the wedding What was she wearing
00:06 L knew it
00:08 Lt's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a...
00:14 L've finally found someone l can love
00:11 Are Woo back in business They closed down three years ago
00:56 Yeah Lieutenant Drebin Police Squad
00:17 You ruined my life Now l'm going to ruin yours
00:58 Oh this This is a rare Samurai pen
00:24 As you requested we took some fibre samples from...
00:42 Hi Ed Ted You got those fibre samples yet
00:35 But we believe Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate...
00:33 What've you got l overheard Ludwig
00:40 As you know l'm not the kind of man who takes such...
00:20 Lt's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over...
00:54 What l'm trying to say is as soon as Nordberg is better
00:12 Frank l'm so glad you came Wilma l came as soon as l...
00:12 Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating
00:13 There was never anything between Vincent and me
00:42 At first it appears to be the normal cotton fibres
00:13 Drebin
00:16 We must strip their entrails out and drag them to Damascus
00:04 Bingo
00:09 By the way
00:06 Can l interest you in a nightcap No thanks l don't wear...
00:31 Drebin
00:12 Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating
00:15 Frank l wanted you to know now
00:07 Frank they're not here for you
00:25 Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings
00:11 He's alive but on life support
00:11 Hey who are you
00:04 Hey it's Enrico Pallazzo
00:06 How about a rain check Let's just stick to dinner
00:10 How could you do something so vicious
00:07 Just think the next time l shoot someone l could be arrested
00:04 L knew it
00:30 L'd known her for years
00:14 L'm boiling a roast
00:09 Lnteresting Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw...
00:13 Lt's a topsy turvy world Jane
00:06 Lt's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a...
00:19 Lt's the same old story Boy finds girl
Cast
Frank Drebin - Leslie Nielsen
Jane Spencer - Priscilla Presley
Vincent Ludwig - Ricardo Montalban
Ed Hocken - George Kennedy
Nordberg - O.J. Simpson