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"The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!" quotes

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! poster
Incompetent police Detective Frank Drebin must foil an attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II.

Director: David Zucker
Writer: Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, David Zucker
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $78,756,177
Released: 02 Dec 1988
Awards: 1 nomination

113 Clips

Frank DrebinMayorEd HockenHead Usher - 'mr. Pallazzo! Would You Come With Me?'Vincent LudwigDriving InstructorDet. NordbergMrs. NordbergNurse #2PapshmirEnrico PallazzoTed OlsenForemanKhadafi
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Lt's the same old story Boy finds girl - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19 Lt's the same old story Boy finds girl Wilma whatever scum did this - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:09 Wilma whatever scum did this Drebin - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:31 Drebin Nice beaver Thank you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:10 Nice beaver Thank you Just think the next time l shoot someone l could be arrested - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07 Just think the next time l shoot someone l could be arrested Since l met you l've noticed things l never knew where there - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:13 Since l met you l've noticed things l never knew where... The missing evidence in the Kilner case My God he WAS innocent - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:10 The missing evidence in the Kilner case My God he WAS... No Dutch lrish My father was from Wales - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06 No Dutch lrish My father was from Wales L've heard police work is dangerous - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:17 L've heard police work is dangerous Ludwig - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19 Ludwig Frank it's the truth - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:13 Frank it's the truth You dumb broad Stephanie - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:18 You dumb broad Stephanie Nordberg it's me Frank Who did this to you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:37 Nordberg it's me Frank Who did this to you He's got a 50 50 chance of living - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:09 He's got a 50 50 chance of living L'd known her for years - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:30 L'd known her for years Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:32 Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside Drebin - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:04 Drebin So they got him to the hospital in time - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:09 So they got him to the hospital in time Frank it's horrible - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:13 Frank it's horrible Lnteresting Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw today - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:09 Lnteresting Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw... Out there Do you wanna take a dinghy - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07 Out there Do you wanna take a dinghy The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:37 The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and... Can l interest you in a nightcap No thanks l don't wear them - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06 Can l interest you in a nightcap No thanks l don't wear... The answer's up there in Ludwig's office - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:35 The answer's up there in Ludwig's office Drebin Frank - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07 Drebin Frank Frank they're not here for you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07 Frank they're not here for you Hey it's Enrico Pallazzo - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:04 Hey it's Enrico Pallazzo Now that you mention it - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:37 Now that you mention it L've got nine more - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:04 L've got nine more Thank you Your Honour Protecting the Queen's safety - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19 Thank you Your Honour Protecting the Queen's safety Frank l wanted you to know now - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:15 Frank l wanted you to know now Mrs Nordberg l think we can save your husband's arm - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:08 Mrs Nordberg l think we can save your husband's arm Lt's a topsy turvy world Jane - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:13 Lt's a topsy turvy world Jane No no don't shoot - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:12 No no don't shoot How about a rain check Let's just stick to dinner - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06 How about a rain check Let's just stick to dinner Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:25 Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings Gently extend your arm - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:15 Gently extend your arm How could you do something so vicious - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:10 How could you do something so vicious L'm boiling a roast - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:14 L'm boiling a roast L only did what l was told to do - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07 L only did what l was told to do Hey who are you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11 Hey who are you Tell me Mr Pahpshmir - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:27 Tell me Mr Pahpshmir Lt's OK Normally you would not be going 65 - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:16 Lt's OK Normally you would not be going 65 Yes Mr Pallazzo - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:21 Yes Mr Pallazzo Excuse me could you tell me is this an official bat - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07 Excuse me could you tell me is this an official bat Welcome home Frank Good work in Beirut We heard about it - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:36 Welcome home Frank Good work in Beirut We heard about it All right anyone else here seeing his wife - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:08 All right anyone else here seeing his wife What about the wedding What was she wearing - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:20 What about the wedding What was she wearing L knew it - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06 L knew it Lt's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:08 Lt's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a... L've finally found someone l can love - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:14 L've finally found someone l can love Are Woo back in business They closed down three years ago - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11 Are Woo back in business They closed down three years ago Yeah Lieutenant Drebin Police Squad - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:56 Yeah Lieutenant Drebin Police Squad You ruined my life Now l'm going to ruin yours - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:17 You ruined my life Now l'm going to ruin yours Oh this This is a rare Samurai pen - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:58 Oh this This is a rare Samurai pen As you requested we took some fibre samples from Nordberg's jacket - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:24 As you requested we took some fibre samples from... Hi Ed Ted You got those fibre samples yet - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:42 Hi Ed Ted You got those fibre samples yet But we believe Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:35 But we believe Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate... What've you got l overheard Ludwig - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:33 What've you got l overheard Ludwig As you know l'm not the kind of man who takes such things lightly - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:40 As you know l'm not the kind of man who takes such... Lt's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:20 Lt's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over... What l'm trying to say is as soon as Nordberg is better - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:54 What l'm trying to say is as soon as Nordberg is better Frank l'm so glad you came Wilma l came as soon as l heard - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:12 Frank l'm so glad you came Wilma l came as soon as l... Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:12 Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating There was never anything between Vincent and me - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:13 There was never anything between Vincent and me At first it appears to be the normal cotton fibres - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:42 At first it appears to be the normal cotton fibres Drebin - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:13 Drebin We must strip their entrails out and drag them to Damascus - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:16 We must strip their entrails out and drag them to Damascus Bingo - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:04 Bingo By the way - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:09 By the way Can l interest you in a nightcap No thanks l don't wear them - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06 Can l interest you in a nightcap No thanks l don't wear... Drebin - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:31 Drebin Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:12 Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating Frank l wanted you to know now - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:15 Frank l wanted you to know now Frank they're not here for you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07 Frank they're not here for you Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:25 Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings He's alive but on life support - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11 He's alive but on life support Hey who are you - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11 Hey who are you Hey it's Enrico Pallazzo - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:04 Hey it's Enrico Pallazzo How about a rain check Let's just stick to dinner - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06 How about a rain check Let's just stick to dinner How could you do something so vicious - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:10 How could you do something so vicious Just think the next time l shoot someone l could be arrested - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07 Just think the next time l shoot someone l could be arrested L knew it - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:04 L knew it L'd known her for years - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:30 L'd known her for years L'm boiling a roast - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:14 L'm boiling a roast Lnteresting Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw today - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:09 Lnteresting Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw... Lt's a topsy turvy world Jane - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:13 Lt's a topsy turvy world Jane Lt's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06 Lt's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a... Lt's the same old story Boy finds girl - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:19 Lt's the same old story Boy finds girl
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Cast

Frank Drebin - Leslie Nielsen
Jane Spencer - Priscilla Presley
Vincent Ludwig - Ricardo Montalban
Ed Hocken - George Kennedy
Nordberg - O.J. Simpson
Mrs. Nordberg - Susan Beaubian
Mayor - Nancy Marchand
Pahpshmir - Raye Birk
Queen Elizabeth II - Jeannette Charles
Ted Olsen - Ed Williams
Al - Tiny Ron
'Weird Al' - 'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Weird Leslie' - Leslie Maier
Stephie - Winifred Freedman
Foreman - Joe Grifasi
Enrico Pallazzo - Tony Brafa
Woman On Ledge - Lorali Hart
Thug #1 - Nicholas Worth
Thug #27 - Ronald G. Joseph
Nurse #2 - Doris Hess
Dominique - Charlotte Zucker
Drug Dealer #1 - Larry Pines
Drug Dealer #2 - Tom Dugan
Photographer - Burton Zucker
Arafat - David Katz
Khadafi - Robert LuJane
Khomeini - Charles Gherardi
Idi Amin - Prince Hughes
Gorbachev - David Lloyd Austin
Ken & - Ken Minyard
Bob (as Bob Arthur) - Robert Arthur
Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene - Greg Breslau
Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene - Sharon Breslau
Angel Right Fielder - Reggie Jackson
Angel Shortstop - Michael J. Montes
Angel Catcher (as Chuck Fick) - Charles Fick
Angel Manager - Lawrence Tierney
First Base Umpire - Hank Robinson
Third Base Umpire - Joe West
Seattle First Up - Jay Johnstone
Angels Pitcher - Randy Harvey
Seattle Centerfielder - Brett Bartlett
Baseball P.A. Announcer - Dennis Packer
The Baseball Announcer - Dick Vitale
The Baseball Announcer - Dick Enberg
The Baseball Announcer - Jim Palmer
The Baseball Announcer - Mel Allen
The Baseball Announcer - Curt Gowdy
The Baseball Announcer - Tim McCarver
The Baseball Announcer (as Dr. Joyce Brothers) - Joyce Brothers
Reporter at airport - 'There he is!' - Don Woodard
Policeman at docks - 'Please disperse, Please disperse.' - Christopher J. Keene
City Hall Official - 'Here, you can use my radio mike.' - Mary Norman
Passerby - 'Hey, look out!' - Susan Breslau
Truck Driver - 'Ya dumb broad!' - Rick Seaman
Passerby - 'Hey! What's the meaning of this?' - Fredric Arnold
Reporter - 'Mayor, will there be any additional security officers added to the police force during the Queen's visit?' - Ron Tank
Nurse - 'Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it.' - Mallory Sandler
Usher - 'Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes to take you onto the field.' - Edwina Moore
Head Usher - 'Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?' - Jeff Wright
Janitor - 'Sorry, fellas.' - Jim Smith
Spectator - 'It's Enrico Pallazzo!' - Mark Holton
Spectator - 'You killed him!' - Jane Couris
Baseball Team Member #31 - Joey Banks
Girl with Flowers - Jacqueline Barrymore
Woman Hugger at Stadium - Art Berger
Ceremony Guest - Gary Bohn
Woman - Maureen Flaherty
Man on Dais at Queen's Reception - David Gale
Driving Instructor - John Houseman
Self - Kenny Kaiser
Press Conference Toilet Voiceover - Stuart Lancaster
Ron Luciano - Ron Luciano
Hijacked Taurus Driver - Conrad E. Palmisano
Ceremony Guest - George Sasaki
Brunette Woman in Showers - Brinke Stevens
Ceremony Guest - Milanka Stevens
Ceremony Guest - Nico Stevens
Popcorn Guy - Steven Swadling
Man Pushing Nordberg's Wheelchair - Sydney Urshan
Trojan Marching Band - USC Trojan Marching Band
Baseball Announcer - Jesse Ventura
Park Hot Dog Vendor - Robert K. Weiss
Observer at Accident Scene - Tom Willett