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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

I want you to know...I practise safe sex. So do I

I want you to know...I practise safe sex. So do I

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I want you to know I practise safe sex
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So do I
Available in 15 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:52
Uploaded
Mar 13, 2026
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Incompetent police Detective Frank Drebin must foil an attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II.
I had a wonderful day, Frank. - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:30
I had a wonderful day, Frank.
Can I interest you in a nightcap No thanks I don't wear them - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06
Can I interest you in a nightcap No thanks I don't wear...
The answer's up there in Ludwig's office. - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:37
The answer's up there in Ludwig's office.
Just trust me on this, Ed. - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:11
Just trust me on this, Ed.
Bingo - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:03
Bingo
"20,000,000 deposited, Omani Bank, Zurich, "upon proof of Queen's death." - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:08
"20,000,000 deposited, Omani Bank, Zurich, "upon...
But we believe Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the QueenThat's ridiculous Where is this evidenceWell it burned in the f fireGentlemenVincent Ludwig is one of the most respected members of this communityIf we're very nice to him he will agree - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:25
But we believe Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate...
DrebinI don't want any more trouble like you had last year That's my policyWhen I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in a parkI shoot the bastards That's my policyThat was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius CaesarYou killed five - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:31
DrebinI don't want any more trouble like you had last...
The plane has taxied to a stop. - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:22
The plane has taxied to a stop.
Are Woo back in business They closed down three years agoGee has it been that long I don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:10
Are Woo back in business They closed down three years agoGee...
Ludwig? - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:20
Ludwig?
All right, put your gun down and your hands up! - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07
All right, put your gun down and your hands up!
Matthews, stake out that end, and card-check for anyone suspicious looking. - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:53
Matthews, stake out that end, and card-check for anyone...
All right anyone else here seeing his wifeThat's all right Frank Let's get in the hall - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:08
All right anyone else here seeing his wifeThat's all...
Drebin Frank - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07
Drebin Frank
It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full court press - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:06
It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a...
Frank what's wrong A lot of things sweetie pieA meeting that turned into a peek a boo session with bulletsset up by someone who's been playing me like a violinFunny face what are you talking aboutMy stockyard meeting butter wings Don't you remember - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:20
Frank what's wrong A lot of things sweetie pieA meeting...
Frank it's the truthCops and women don't mix Like eating a spoonful of DranoIt'll clean you out but it'll leave you hollow inside - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:13
Frank it's the truthCops and women don't mix Like...
Too bad sugar puffWe could have been something - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:08
Too bad sugar puffWe could have been something
I only did what I was told to doLike make love to me Frank - The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 00:07
I only did what I was told to doLike make love to me Frank