Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who...
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[Nordberg is being visited in the hospital by his wife, Wilma, along with Frank and Ed, after Nordberg had barely survived a massive gunfire by a group of ruffians. Wilma is taking the unfortunate circumstance pretty hard, and with no help from Frank's blunt assumptions and remarks about the situation]
Mrs. Nordberg:
Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
Ed:
It's hard to tell.
Frank:
[being blunt]
A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
[Wilma sobs]
Ed:
Frank, get a hold of yourself!
Frank:
A good cop, needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlum.
Ed:
That's no way for a man to die.
Frank:
[being blunt]
Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Mrs. Nordberg:
[Wilma sobs again]
Oh... Frank! Oh, this is terrible!
Ed:
Don't you worry, Wilma. Your husband is going to be all right. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank:
[being blunt]
He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
[Wilma sobs again]
Ed:
What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank:
[being blunt]
Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.
[Wilma sobs again]
Transcript
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Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside
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Frank they're not here for you
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''Weird Al'' Yankovic is on the plane
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What about the wedding What was she wearing
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Don't torture yourself Put her out of your mind
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l can't get her out of my mind What about the guy
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Do you know anything about him Not much
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Just that he's an Olympic gymnast
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 326
Timestamp in movie: 00h 08m 36s
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: Incompetent police Detective Frank Drebin must foil an attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II.
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00:04 Drebin
00:09 So they got him to the hospital in time
00:13 Frank it's horrible
00:09 Lnteresting Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw...
00:07 Out there Do you wanna take a dinghy
00:37 The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and...
00:06 Can l interest you in a nightcap No thanks l don't wear...
00:35 The answer's up there in Ludwig's office
00:07 Drebin Frank
00:07 Frank they're not here for you
00:04 Hey it's Enrico Pallazzo
00:37 Now that you mention it
00:04 L've got nine more
00:19 Thank you Your Honour Protecting the Queen's safety
00:15 Frank l wanted you to know now
00:08 Mrs Nordberg l think we can save your husband's arm
00:13 Lt's a topsy turvy world Jane
00:12 No no don't shoot
00:06 L knew it
00:06 How about a rain check Let's just stick to dinner