Okay Mrs. X, now it's time for a few simple childcare rules. Oh, alright, the teddy bear...
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Annie Braddock:
Okay Mrs. X, now it's time for a few simple childcare rules.
Human Resources Director:
Oh, alright, the teddy bear has been compromised.
Annie Braddock:
Slamming the door in your kid's face is *not* okay. Spending more time on a benefit for kids that you've never met than you do with your own blood is *not* okay. Going to a SPA when your son has a fever of a hundred and four and not answering emergency calls, that officially makes you an unfit mother.
Mrs. X:
This is outrageous. Stop the tape.
Human Resources Director:
Uh, no. This is clearly a disgruntled nanny. W-we might have something to learn here.
Annie Braddock:
Now I know that you're all pretty busy with your hair appointments, and your watsu massages and your attempts to stay young so your husbands won't leave you. But here's an idea! Why don't you try eating dinner with your child every once in a blue moon. And heads up here, lady, try smiling once in a while. People hate you.
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Big problem.
Okay, Mrs. X, now it's time for a few
simple child-care rules.
Oh, all right. The teddy bear has
been compromised.
Slamming the door in
your kid's face is not okay.
Spending more time on a benefit for
kids you've never met
than you do with
your own blood is not okay.
Going to a spa when
your son has a fever of 104
and not answering
emergency calls,
that officially makes you
an unfit mother.
This is outrageous.
Stop the tape.
Uh, no, this is clearly
a disgruntled nanny.
We... we might have
something to learn here.
Yeah, I know that you're really busy
with your hair appointments
and your Watsu
massages
and your attempts to stay young
so your husband won't leave you,
but here's an idea... why don't you try
eating dinner with your child
every once in a blue moon?
And a head's up here,
lady.
Try smiling once in a while.
People hate you!
As for you, Mr. X,
who the hell are you?
Maybe you're asking
the same about me.
I know you've noticed my ass,
but you probably don't
recognize my face,
so here's a little hint,
okay?
I'm the one who's been
raising your son.
Grayer is not
an accessory.
His mother didn't
order him from a catalogue.
Your son, your wife,
are... are...
are people in your home,
human beings who are
drowning in their desire
for you to just...
for you to look at them.
You know, the truth is,
I don't wish either of you harm.
If for no other reason
than you having
the profound privilege
of being Grayer's parents.
Grayer loves you.
He...
he doesn't care what you're
wearing or what you buy him
or what school
he gets into.
He just... he just
wants you there.
That's it.
And time's running out,
and he won't love you
unconditionally that much longer.
So...
for your own good,
don't miss out
on getting to know him.
He is...
he's truly
an amazing
amazing little person.
Clip duration: 165 seconds
Views: 238
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 01 February, 2021
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: A college graduate goes to work as a nanny for a rich New York family. Ensconced in their home, she has to juggle their dysfunction, a new romance, and the spoiled brat in her charge.
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00:22 Annie's voice There's a popular belief amongst...
00:24 Hey come on You want to know about the dads
00:14 My desire to be an observer of life door closes
00:35 Clears throat Oh
00:34 Okay Mrs X now it's time for a few simple child care...
00:07 Grove come on What is wrong Why won't you shake your...
00:13 When I grow up I want enough money
00:04 I love you best
00:04 At this point There are mimes in the next room
00:05 Nanny Where are you going
00:05 You never mentioned you had a mother Nanny
00:05 Stop eating them boogers
00:22 You know I bet none of those cultures you study
00:26 You know my grandmother worked as a domestic
00:11 You know I love you but you're harsh
00:08 My God
00:11 In short I was the Chanel bag of nannies
00:10 I swear all these people eat is bean curd and seltzer
00:23 If school is ever canceled
00:31 Annie's voice Male monogamy remains an elusive