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Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, don't change the players around. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not changing nobody. Dexter Broadhurst:
Now, take it easy. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
What's the guy's name on first base? Dexter Broadhurst:
What's the guy's name on second base. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not askin' ya who's on second. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know. Dexter Broadhurst:
He's on third. We're not talking about him. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
How did I get on third base? Dexter Broadhurst:
You mentioned his name. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Dexter Broadhurst:
No, who's playing first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Stay offa first, will ya? Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, what do you want me to do? Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Now What's the guy's name on third base? Dexter Broadhurst:
What's on second. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not asking ya who's on second. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know. Dexter Broadhurst:
He's on third. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
There I go, back on third again. Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, I can't change their names. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Will you please stay on third base, Mr. Broadhurst. Dexter Broadhurst:
Please. Now what is it you want to know?
Well, don't change the players around. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not changing nobody. Dexter Broadhurst:
Now, take it easy. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
What's the guy's name on first base? Dexter Broadhurst:
What's the guy's name on second base. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not askin' ya who's on second. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know. Dexter Broadhurst:
He's on third. We're not talking about him. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
How did I get on third base? Dexter Broadhurst:
You mentioned his name. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third? Dexter Broadhurst:
No, who's playing first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Stay offa first, will ya? Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, what do you want me to do? Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Now What's the guy's name on third base? Dexter Broadhurst:
What's on second. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not asking ya who's on second. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I don't know. Dexter Broadhurst:
He's on third. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
There I go, back on third again. Dexter Broadhurst:
Well, I can't change their names. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Will you please stay on third base, Mr. Broadhurst. Dexter Broadhurst:
Please. Now what is it you want to know?
Full Transcript
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Don't change the players around
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I'm not changing nobody Take it easy
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What's the guy's name on first base
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What's the guy's name on second base
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I'm not asking you who's on second
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Who's on first I don't know
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He's on third we're not talking about him
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How did I get on third base
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you mentioned his name
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If I mentioned the third baseman s name
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who did I say is playing third
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No who's playing first
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Stay off of first will you
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Well what do you want me to do
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What's the guy's name on third base
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what's on second
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I'm not asking you who's on second
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Who's on first I don't know
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he's on third
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There I go back on third again
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Well I can't change their names
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Will you please stay on third base Mr broadhurst
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Please now what is it you wanna know
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Movie Summary
When their captain is swindled out of his riverboat by a trio of gamblers, stage show star Abbott and his bumbling sidekick Costello must put things right.
Actors
Dexter Broadhurst
Sebastian Dinwiddle
