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Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Well, go ahead and tell me! Dexter Broadhurst:
Who. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The guy on first. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The first baseman. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who is on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Have you got a first baseman on first? Dexter Broadhurst:
Certainly. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Then who's playing first? Dexter Broadhurst:
Absolutely. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
When you pay off The first baseman every month, who gets the money? Dexter Broadhurst:
Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Who is? Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
So who gets it? Dexter Broadhurst:
Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Whose wife? Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes. After all, the man earns it. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Who does? Dexter Broadhurst:
Absolutely. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Dexter Broadhurst:
Oh, no, no, What is on second base. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not asking you who's on second. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
That's what I'm trying to find out
Well, go ahead and tell me! Dexter Broadhurst:
Who. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The guy on first. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
The first baseman. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who is on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Have you got a first baseman on first? Dexter Broadhurst:
Certainly. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Then who's playing first? Dexter Broadhurst:
Absolutely. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
When you pay off The first baseman every month, who gets the money? Dexter Broadhurst:
Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Who is? Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
So who gets it? Dexter Broadhurst:
Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Whose wife? Dexter Broadhurst:
Yes. After all, the man earns it. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Who does? Dexter Broadhurst:
Absolutely. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base. Dexter Broadhurst:
Oh, no, no, What is on second base. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
I'm not asking you who's on second. Dexter Broadhurst:
Who's on first. Sebastian Dinwiddle:
That's what I'm trying to find out
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Well go ahead and tell me who
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The guy on first Who
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The first baseman who is on first
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Have you got a first baseman off first
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Certainly Then who's playing first
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Absolutely
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When you pay off the first baseman every month
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who gets the money
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Every dollar of it
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And why not The man's entitled to it
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Who is yes
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So who gets it Why shouldn't he
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Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it
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Whose wife yes
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After all the man earns it
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Who does Absolutely
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All I'm trying to find out is
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what's the guy's name on first base
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Oh no no
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What is on second base
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I'm not asking you who's on second
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Who's on first
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That's what I'm trying to find out
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Movie Summary
When their captain is swindled out of his riverboat by a trio of gamblers, stage show star Abbott and his bumbling sidekick Costello must put things right.

