What about the bath of acid at the bottom of the stairs?
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[Alan's Mother has turned up, dressed as a tramp, and asking to live with him and Sarah] Alan:
Alright, Mother, you can stay. You can live with us till the day you die, or next Sunday, whichever's soonest. Alan's Mother:
Did you hear that? Veiled threats, Sir Piers! I'm frightened to go home with him now, in case he murders me. Piers:
Oh, surely not! Alan's Mother:
He tried before, when he was seven. Alan:
I told the police at the time, I left that roller skate at the top of the stairs by accident. Alan's Mother:
What about the bath of acid at the bottom of the stairs?
Alright, Mother, you can stay. You can live with us till the day you die, or next Sunday, whichever's soonest. Alan's Mother:
Did you hear that? Veiled threats, Sir Piers! I'm frightened to go home with him now, in case he murders me. Piers:
Oh, surely not! Alan's Mother:
He tried before, when he was seven. Alan:
I told the police at the time, I left that roller skate at the top of the stairs by accident. Alan's Mother:
What about the bath of acid at the bottom of the stairs?
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All right mother you can stay
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audience laughs
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You can come and live with us until the day you die
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Or next Sunday whichever's sooner
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Did you hear that veiled threat Sir Piers
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I bet you don't threaten your mother
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I'm frightened to go out with him now
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he'll murder me
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Surely not
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He tried before when he was seven
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As I told the police at the time
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I left that roller skater
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at the top of the stairs by accident
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And what about the bath of acid
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at the bottom of the stairs
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Movie Summary
The ultra right-wing Alan B'Stard, the most selfish, greedy, dishonest, sadistic and sociopathic Conservative MP of them all, plots to achieve his meglomaniacal ambitions.
