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Alan's Mother:
Dinner went rather well, I thought. Alan B'Stard:
Rather well? You poured an entire bottle of champagne down Fergie's cleavage! Alan's Mother:
There was room for it. Alan B'Stard:
And then you started to cut your toenails with the *grape* scissors! Alan's Mother:
Do you think anybody noticed?
Dinner went rather well, I thought. Alan B'Stard:
Rather well? You poured an entire bottle of champagne down Fergie's cleavage! Alan's Mother:
There was room for it. Alan B'Stard:
And then you started to cut your toenails with the *grape* scissors! Alan's Mother:
Do you think anybody noticed?
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Dinner went rather well I thought
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Rather well
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You poured an entire bottle of champagne
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down Fergie's cleavage
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There was room for it audience laughs
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And then you started cutting your toenails
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with the grape scissors audience laughs
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cackles You think they noticed
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Movie Summary
The ultra right-wing Alan B'Stard, the most selfish, greedy, dishonest, sadistic and sociopathic Conservative MP of them all, plots to achieve his meglomaniacal ambitions.
