"The Nice Guys" quotes

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A private eye investigates the apparent suicide of a fading porn star in 1970s Los Angeles and uncovers a conspiracy.

Director: Shane Black
Writer: Shane Black, Anthony Bagarozzi
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, action
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $36,261,763
Released: 20 May 2016
Awards: 9 wins & 34 nominations

103 Clips

Hi everyone Hey - The Nice Guys 00:20 Hi everyone Hey Okay Jesus - The Nice Guys 00:08 Okay Jesus Look if you come in here you beat up on me you trash the place - The Nice Guys 00:23 Look if you come in here you beat up on me you trash the... I'm done Put a fork in me - The Nice Guys 00:06 I'm done Put a fork in me Is that a shirt - The Nice Guys 00:08 Is that a shirt Sometimes I feel okay about things - The Nice Guys 00:06 Sometimes I feel okay about things How'd you know my name was Buddy - The Nice Guys 00:13 How'd you know my name was Buddy The thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you from speaking - The Nice Guys 00:10 The thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you... His name was Sid - The Nice Guys 00:15 His name was Sid Dean was a filmmaker - The Nice Guys 00:16 Dean was a filmmaker What do you think - The Nice Guys 00:27 What do you think You're the world's worst detective - The Nice Guys 00:10 You're the world's worst detective I'm friends with a cop - The Nice Guys 00:15 I'm friends with a cop They got away with it - The Nice Guys 00:23 They got away with it Aren't you that diner guy - The Nice Guys 01:00 Aren't you that diner guy Jesus tap dancing Christ - The Nice Guys 00:05 Jesus tap dancing Christ Holy fucking shit - The Nice Guys 00:05 Holy fucking shit The sun went down - The Nice Guys 00:07 The sun went down It sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life - The Nice Guys 00:17 It sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life How do you like my car - The Nice Guys 00:06 How do you like my car To the birds - The Nice Guys 00:04 To the birds It's not my nose that grows - The Nice Guys 00:10 It's not my nose that grows Who's that - The Nice Guys 00:10 Who's that Very reasonable - The Nice Guys 00:36 Very reasonable Jack Healy - The Nice Guys 00:20 Jack Healy My name is Judith Kuttner - The Nice Guys 00:10 My name is Judith Kuttner You're the guy who beat up my dad - The Nice Guys 00:09 You're the guy who beat up my dad And you are - The Nice Guys 00:12 And you are All right which one of you cock and balls wants to make 20 bucks huh - The Nice Guys 00:09 All right which one of you cock and balls wants to make 20... Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate - The Nice Guys 00:09 Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate I work in a cesspool - The Nice Guys 00:21 I work in a cesspool That's where I know you from - The Nice Guys 00:26 That's where I know you from It's not a porno - The Nice Guys 00:14 It's not a porno They're smoking it - The Nice Guys 00:25 They're smoking it I got a gun pointed directly at your daughter's spine - The Nice Guys 00:23 I got a gun pointed directly at your daughter's spine I'm fucking your dad - The Nice Guys 00:12 I'm fucking your dad You didn't fall down the fucking hill - The Nice Guys 00:21 You didn't fall down the fucking hill You don't go up there - The Nice Guys 00:21 You don't go up there All I told him was that if you want me to do that - The Nice Guys 00:06 All I told him was that if you want me to do that She's got dark hair - The Nice Guys 00:14 She's got dark hair We can't talk to you - The Nice Guys 00:53 We can't talk to you That's a lot of blood - The Nice Guys 00:14 That's a lot of blood What about - The Nice Guys 00:20 What about Fucking Chet - The Nice Guys 00:05 Fucking Chet I was in the pool - The Nice Guys 00:12 I was in the pool Don't say - The Nice Guys 00:25 Don't say So does this mean my niece is dead - The Nice Guys 00:20 So does this mean my niece is dead What are you doing - The Nice Guys 00:08 What are you doing March gun gun - The Nice Guys 00:09 March gun gun Why don't we invite him in - The Nice Guys 00:12 Why don't we invite him in Answers to - The Nice Guys 00:20 Answers to It's my husband - The Nice Guys 00:21 It's my husband You're supposed to be at Jessica's - The Nice Guys 00:14 You're supposed to be at Jessica's But if things get rough I'm injured - The Nice Guys 00:09 But if things get rough I'm injured You know who else was just following orders - The Nice Guys 00:11 You know who else was just following orders Jesus Christ - The Nice Guys 00:16 Jesus Christ That's good - The Nice Guys 00:24 That's good Sweetheart - The Nice Guys 00:21 Sweetheart Munich - The Nice Guys 00:29 Munich You guys wanna see my dick - The Nice Guys 00:16 You guys wanna see my dick I think I'm invincible - The Nice Guys 00:08 I think I'm invincible You made a porno film where the point was the plot - The Nice Guys 00:07 You made a porno film where the point was the plot I'm saying - The Nice Guys 00:34 I'm saying Is that a shirt - The Nice Guys 00:13 Is that a shirt Sometimes I feel okay about things - The Nice Guys 00:06 Sometimes I feel okay about things Dean was a filmmaker Um - The Nice Guys 00:15 Dean was a filmmaker Um Holy fucking shit Oh - The Nice Guys 00:04 Holy fucking shit Oh You know the thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you from speaking - The Nice Guys 00:09 You know the thing about keeping your mouth closed is it... No his name was Sid Sid Hatrack Yeah - The Nice Guys 00:14 No his name was Sid Sid Hatrack Yeah You're the world's worst detective - The Nice Guys 00:09 You're the world's worst detective I'm friends with a cop you know - The Nice Guys 00:10 I'm friends with a cop you know Hey aren't you that diner guy - The Nice Guys 00:35 Hey aren't you that diner guy Jesus tap dancing Christ - The Nice Guys 00:05 Jesus tap dancing Christ The sun went up the sun went down - The Nice Guys 00:07 The sun went up the sun went down And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life - The Nice Guys 00:10 And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life How Do You Like My Car Big Boy - The Nice Guys 00:03 How Do You Like My Car Big Boy It's not my nose that grows - The Nice Guys 00:04 It's not my nose that grows Whoa Well we know Mary Jane turned up - The Nice Guys 00:09 Whoa Well we know Mary Jane turned up Just chill here you know She's gotta come back down - The Nice Guys 00:34 Just chill here you know She's gotta come back down You seen Chet the projectionist - The Nice Guys 00:11 You seen Chet the projectionist Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate - The Nice Guys 00:05 Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate My name is Judith Kuttner - The Nice Guys 00:10 My name is Judith Kuttner All right so then your solution was you make a porn film - The Nice Guys 00:10 All right so then your solution was you make a porn film I work in a cesspool Sex More sex - The Nice Guys 00:12 I work in a cesspool Sex More sex Hey that's where I know you from right The TV - The Nice Guys 00:24 Hey that's where I know you from right The TV Jack I'm fucking your dad - The Nice Guys 00:05 Jack I'm fucking your dad Place reeks of it They're smoking it - The Nice Guys 00:23 Place reeks of it They're smoking it You didn't fall down the fucking hill did you - The Nice Guys 00:17 You didn't fall down the fucking hill did you All I told him was that if you want me to do that - The Nice Guys 00:06 All I told him was that if you want me to do that Guys listen - The Nice Guys 00:16 Guys listen We can't talk to you We're dead - The Nice Guys 00:36 We can't talk to you We're dead So you know the old lady right - The Nice Guys 00:20 So you know the old lady right Fucking Chet - The Nice Guys 00:03 Fucking Chet I was in the pool - The Nice Guys 00:12 I was in the pool Do you by any chance know a girl named Amelia - The Nice Guys 00:22 Do you by any chance know a girl named Amelia Why don't we invite him in - The Nice Guys 00:07 Why don't we invite him in It's my husband - The Nice Guys 00:30 It's my husband You're supposed to be at Jessica's - The Nice Guys 00:10 You're supposed to be at Jessica's You know who else was just following orders Hitler - The Nice Guys 00:04 You know who else was just following orders Hitler Jesus Christ One at a time - The Nice Guys 00:13 Jesus Christ One at a time You beat people up and charge money - The Nice Guys 00:23 You beat people up and charge money Nope You guys wanna see my dick - The Nice Guys 00:11 Nope You guys wanna see my dick Guy without his balls - The Nice Guys 00:41 Guy without his balls

Cast

Jackson Healy - Russell Crowe
Holland March - Ryan Gosling
Holly March - Angourie Rice
John Boy - Matt Bomer
Amelia Kuttner - Margaret Qualley
Tally - Yaya DaCosta
Older Guy - Keith David
Blueface - Beau Knapp
Mrs. Glenn - Lois Smith
Misty Mountains - Murielle Telio
Bergen Paulsen - Gil Gerard
Jessica - Daisy Tahan
Judith Kuttner - Kim Basinger
Chet - Jack Kilmer
Kid on Bike - Lance Valentine Butler
Bobby - Ty Simpkins
Young Beauty - Cayla Brady
Reporter - Tammi Arender
Fred's Widow - Rebecca Dalton Rusk
Bourbon Bartender - Terence Rosemore
Peep Show Employee - John L. Morris
Medic - Michelle Rivera
Medic (as Nathan Scott) - Nathaniel 'Nate' Scott
Nun - Amy Goddard
Radio Annoucer (voice) - Frank Mottek
Healy's Ex-Wife - Joanne Spracklen
Stand Up Comic - Greg Lindsay
Janet - Maddie Compton
Smoker at Protest - J. Todd Anderson
Die-In Protester - Meredith Berg
Die-In Protester - Lauren Marini
Die-In Protester - Ward Roberts
Die-In Protester - Ryan Powers
Die-In Protester - Lauren Bair
Die-In Protester - Zarah Kulczycki
Die-In Protester (as Yuka Sano) - Hana Yuka Sano
Valet at Sid's - Marvin Ross
Party Girl - Rachele Brooke Smith
Party Girl - Adriana Karras
Pornookio - Milo Wesley
Contortionist - Marilyn Chen
Bartender at Sid's - Matthew Warzel
Painted Girl - Jordan Hairston
Bartender at Mermaid Bar - Angela Everhart
Dork - Joshua Hoover
Young Porn Queen - Yvonne Zima
Pocahontas - Lexi Johnson
Exotic Girl at Sid's - Chloe Hurst
Officer McMillian - Gary Weeks
Dog Walker - Charles Green
Flight Deck Bartender - Gary Wolf
Bumble - Hannibal Buress
Perry the Lawyer - Steve Wilder
Buddy - Garrett Carpenter
Maintenance Man - Hank Quillen
Bartender at Car Show - Michael Beasley
Paulsen-in-Porn - Dominic Bagarozzi
Tally-in-Porn - Karrueche Tran
Bartender at Mexican Restaurant - Carson Meyer
Auto Show Attendee - Cammy Aller
Bodyguard - Sala Baker
Spoon Girl - Kimberly Battista
Self - Elayne Boosler
70's Bouncer - Freedom Bridgewater
Bowler - Shaylin Broady
Cab Driver - Morgan Brown
The Emotions - Summer Cain
Teddy Bear Girl - Courtlyn Cannan
Porn Star Party Guest - Saundra Coller
Car Show Model - Michelle Cope
Paramedic - John Crosby
Spit Take Patron - Hal Dion
Daisy - Abbie Dunn
Party Guest - Payson Durant
Protestor - Mark Casimir Dyniewicz Jr.
Pirate Captain - Sacha A. Dzuba
Body Guard - Quinn Early
Bar Patron - Mark Falvo
Tube Top Chick - Rachel Faulkner
Porn Director - Frank Ferruccio
Orderly / Witness - Brian Gonzalez
Gala Guest - Lauren Hough
Gas Station Truck Driver - Daniel D. Houy
Dive Bar Patron / Bus Passenger - Barry W. Jerald Jr.
Protester - Taryn Jones
City Hall Official - Frederick Keeve
Man in Diner - Mark Kubr
Cocktail Waitress-Hotel Rooftop - Brett Larkins
Deputy Couey - Scott Ledbetter
Bobby's Mom - Hayley H. Long
LAPD Officer - George Thomas Mansel
White Rabbit - Philip Edward McFarlin
Hippy Girl - Anna McNiven
Car Show Attendee - Dana Clark McPherson
Bar Patron - Roger Neal
Phillip Bailey - Christian I. Noble
Penthouse Party Patron - M.V. Oliphant
Japanese Auto Executive - Chris Pak
Protester - Tamara Philbrick
Mansion Party Patron - Paul Michael Pouler
Cocktail Waitress - Carson Pursley
The Village People Chief - Jared M. Reeder
Muscle Car Driver - Dale Ritchey
Jack of Hearts - Zachariah Rogers
Comedy Store Waitress - Sandra Rosko
LA Traffic Jam Driver - Patti Schellhaas
Bar Patron - Blake Sewell
Cool Comedy Club / Mexican Resaurant Dude - Eric Shackelford
Porn Star - Carla Shinall
70's Disco Band Member - Darrell L. Shuler
Guy on Motorcycle - Cameron Simmons
Porn Star - Chris Stein
Holly's Friend - Anna Swiney
Taxi Cab Driver - Steven A.D. Taylor
Cashier - Holly Traister
Protester - JC Tremblay
Auto Gala Attendee - Zachary Vazquez