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"The Nice Guys" quotes

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In 1970s Los Angeles, a mismatched pair of private eyes investigate a missing girl and the mysterious death of a porn star.

Director: Shane Black
Writer: Shane Black, Anthony Bagarozzi
Production: N/A
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $36,261,763
Released: 20 May 2016
Awards: 9 wins & 34 nominations
Hi everyone Hey - The Nice Guys 00:20 Hi everyone Hey Okay Jesus - The Nice Guys 00:08 Okay Jesus Look if you come in here you beat up on me you trash the place - The Nice Guys 00:23 Look if you come in here you beat up on me you trash the... I'm done Put a fork in me - The Nice Guys 00:06 I'm done Put a fork in me How'd you know my name was Buddy - The Nice Guys 00:13 How'd you know my name was Buddy What do you think - The Nice Guys 00:27 What do you think They got away with it - The Nice Guys 00:23 They got away with it To the birds - The Nice Guys 00:04 To the birds Jack Healy - The Nice Guys 00:20 Jack Healy You're the guy who beat up my dad - The Nice Guys 00:09 You're the guy who beat up my dad All right which one of you cock and balls wants to make 20 bucks huh - The Nice Guys 00:09 All right which one of you cock and balls wants to make 20... I got a gun pointed directly at your daughter's spine - The Nice Guys 00:23 I got a gun pointed directly at your daughter's spine She's got dark hair - The Nice Guys 00:14 She's got dark hair That's a lot of blood - The Nice Guys 00:14 That's a lot of blood So does this mean my niece is dead - The Nice Guys 00:20 So does this mean my niece is dead What are you doing - The Nice Guys 00:08 What are you doing March gun gun - The Nice Guys 00:09 March gun gun Answers to - The Nice Guys 00:20 Answers to But if things get rough I'm injured - The Nice Guys 00:09 But if things get rough I'm injured Sweetheart - The Nice Guys 00:21 Sweetheart Munich - The Nice Guys 00:29 Munich I think I'm invincible - The Nice Guys 00:08 I think I'm invincible You made a porno film where the point was the plot - The Nice Guys 00:07 You made a porno film where the point was the plot I'm saying - The Nice Guys 00:34 I'm saying Is that a shirt - The Nice Guys 00:13 Is that a shirt Sometimes I feel okay about things - The Nice Guys 00:06 Sometimes I feel okay about things Dean was a filmmaker Um - The Nice Guys 00:15 Dean was a filmmaker Um Holy fucking shit Oh - The Nice Guys 00:04 Holy fucking shit Oh You know the thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you from speaking - The Nice Guys 00:09 You know the thing about keeping your mouth closed is it... No his name was Sid Sid Hatrack Yeah - The Nice Guys 00:14 No his name was Sid Sid Hatrack Yeah You're the world's worst detective - The Nice Guys 00:09 You're the world's worst detective I'm friends with a cop you know - The Nice Guys 00:10 I'm friends with a cop you know Hey aren't you that diner guy - The Nice Guys 00:35 Hey aren't you that diner guy Jesus tap dancing Christ - The Nice Guys 00:05 Jesus tap dancing Christ The sun went up the sun went down - The Nice Guys 00:07 The sun went up the sun went down And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life - The Nice Guys 00:10 And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's... How Do You Like My Car Big Boy - The Nice Guys 00:03 How Do You Like My Car Big Boy It's not my nose that grows - The Nice Guys 00:04 It's not my nose that grows Whoa Well we know Mary Jane turned up - The Nice Guys 00:09 Whoa Well we know Mary Jane turned up Just chill here you know She's gotta come back down - The Nice Guys 00:34 Just chill here you know She's gotta come back down You seen Chet the projectionist - The Nice Guys 00:11 You seen Chet the projectionist Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate - The Nice Guys 00:05 Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate My name is Judith Kuttner - The Nice Guys 00:10 My name is Judith Kuttner All right so then your solution was you make a porn film - The Nice Guys 00:10 All right so then your solution was you make a porn film I work in a cesspool Sex More sex - The Nice Guys 00:12 I work in a cesspool Sex More sex Hey that's where I know you from right The TV - The Nice Guys 00:24 Hey that's where I know you from right The TV Jack I'm fucking your dad - The Nice Guys 00:05 Jack I'm fucking your dad Place reeks of it They're smoking it - The Nice Guys 00:23 Place reeks of it They're smoking it You didn't fall down the fucking hill did you - The Nice Guys 00:17 You didn't fall down the fucking hill did you All I told him was that if you want me to do that - The Nice Guys 00:06 All I told him was that if you want me to do that Guys listen - The Nice Guys 00:16 Guys listen We can't talk to you We're dead - The Nice Guys 00:36 We can't talk to you We're dead So you know the old lady right - The Nice Guys 00:20 So you know the old lady right Fucking Chet - The Nice Guys 00:03 Fucking Chet I was in the pool - The Nice Guys 00:12 I was in the pool Do you by any chance know a girl named Amelia - The Nice Guys 00:22 Do you by any chance know a girl named Amelia Why don't we invite him in - The Nice Guys 00:07 Why don't we invite him in It's my husband - The Nice Guys 00:30 It's my husband You're supposed to be at Jessica's - The Nice Guys 00:10 You're supposed to be at Jessica's You know who else was just following orders Hitler - The Nice Guys 00:04 You know who else was just following orders Hitler Jesus Christ One at a time - The Nice Guys 00:13 Jesus Christ One at a time You beat people up and charge money - The Nice Guys 00:23 You beat people up and charge money Nope You guys wanna see my dick - The Nice Guys 00:11 Nope You guys wanna see my dick Guy without his balls - The Nice Guys 00:41 Guy without his balls

Cast

Jackson Healy - Russell Crowe
Holland March - Ryan Gosling
Holly March - Angourie Rice
John Boy - Matt Bomer
Amelia Kuttner - Margaret Qualley