The Nice Guys quotes

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In 1970s Los Angeles, a mismatched pair of private eyes investigate a missing girl and the mysterious death of a porn star.

Director: Shane Black
Writer: Shane Black, Anthony Bagarozzi
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $32,261,515
Released: 20 May 2016
Awards: 8 wins & 32 nominations.


54 Clips & Quotes

I'm saying - The Nice Guys 00:52 I'm saying I think I'm invincible - The Nice Guys 00:41 I think I'm invincible Guy without his balls - The Nice Guys 00:41 Guy without his balls What are you doing - The Nice Guys 00:50 What are you doing Jesus Christ - The Nice Guys 00:55 Jesus Christ You guys wanna see my dick - The Nice Guys 00:58 You guys wanna see my dick That's good - The Nice Guys 01:17 That's good You know who else was just following orders - The Nice Guys 00:40 You know who else was just following orders Sweetheart - The Nice Guys 00:57 Sweetheart I was in the pool - The Nice Guys 01:05 I was in the pool It's my husband - The Nice Guys 01:16 It's my husband Why don't we invite him in - The Nice Guys 00:48 Why don't we invite him in You're supposed to be at Jessica's - The Nice Guys 01:02 You're supposed to be at Jessica's Fucking Chet - The Nice Guys 00:40 Fucking Chet So does this mean my niece is dead - The Nice Guys 00:56 So does this mean my niece is dead Answers to - The Nice Guys 01:06 Answers to That's a lot of blood - The Nice Guys 00:47 That's a lot of blood What about - The Nice Guys 01:12 What about Don't say - The Nice Guys 01:12 Don't say All I told him was that if you want me to do that - The Nice Guys 00:44 All I told him was that if you want me to do that Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate - The Nice Guys 00:39 Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate You don't go up there - The Nice Guys 00:39 You don't go up there We can't talk to you - The Nice Guys 02:53 We can't talk to you They're smoking it - The Nice Guys 01:33 They're smoking it She's got dark hair - The Nice Guys 01:13 She's got dark hair My name is Judith Kuttner - The Nice Guys 01:13 My name is Judith Kuttner That's where I know you from - The Nice Guys 01:22 That's where I know you from It's not a porno - The Nice Guys 00:53 It's not a porno I'm fucking your dad - The Nice Guys 00:53 I'm fucking your dad You didn't fall down the fucking hill - The Nice Guys 00:53 You didn't fall down the fucking hill Jack Healy - The Nice Guys 00:53 Jack Healy And you are - The Nice Guys 00:57 And you are I work in a cesspool - The Nice Guys 00:45 I work in a cesspool You're the guy who beat up my dad - The Nice Guys 00:49 You're the guy who beat up my dad Who's that - The Nice Guys 00:51 Who's that It's not my nose that grows - The Nice Guys 00:51 It's not my nose that grows To the birds - The Nice Guys 00:43 To the birds Very reasonable - The Nice Guys 02:01 Very reasonable How do you like my car - The Nice Guys 00:44 How do you like my car Jesus tap dancing Christ - The Nice Guys 00:44 Jesus tap dancing Christ They got away with it - The Nice Guys 00:47 They got away with it The sun went down - The Nice Guys 00:40 The sun went down Holy fucking shit - The Nice Guys 00:45 Holy fucking shit Aren't you that diner guy - The Nice Guys 01:59 Aren't you that diner guy His name was Sid - The Nice Guys 00:52 His name was Sid The thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you from speaking - The Nice Guys 00:49 The thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you... I'm friends with a cop - The Nice Guys 00:57 I'm friends with a cop It sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life - The Nice Guys 00:54 It sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life You're the world's worst detective - The Nice Guys 00:54 You're the world's worst detective What do you think - The Nice Guys 00:54 What do you think Dean was a filmmaker - The Nice Guys 00:56 Dean was a filmmaker How'd you know my name was Buddy - The Nice Guys 00:45 How'd you know my name was Buddy Sometimes I feel okay about things - The Nice Guys 00:41 Sometimes I feel okay about things Is that a shirt - The Nice Guys 01:07 Is that a shirt

Cast

Jackson Healy - Russell Crowe
Holland March - Ryan Gosling
Holly March - Angourie Rice
John Boy - Matt Bomer
Amelia Kuttner - Margaret Qualley
Tally - Yaya DaCosta
Older Guy - Keith David
Blueface - Beau Knapp
Mrs. Glenn - Lois Smith
Misty Mountains - Murielle Telio
Bergen Paulsen - Gil Gerard
Jessica - Daisy Tahan
Judith Kuttner - Kim Basinger
Bobby - Ty Simpkins
Young Beauty - Cayla Brady
Reporter - Tammi Arender
Fred's Widow - Rebecca Dalton Rusk
Bourbon Bartender - Terence Rosemore
Peep Show Employee - John L. Morris
Medic (as Nathan Scott) - Nathaniel 'Nate' Scott
Radio Annoucer (voice) - Frank Mottek
Healy's Ex-Wife - Joanne Spracklen
Stand Up Comic - Greg Lindsay
Smoker at Protest - J. Todd Anderson
Die-In Protester - Meredith Berg
Die-In Protester - Lauren Marini
Die-In Protester - Ward Roberts
Die-In Protester - Ryan Powers
Die-In Protester - Lauren Bair
Die-In Protester - Zarah Kulczycki
Die-In Protester (as Yuka Sano) - Hana Yuka Sano
Valet at Sid's - Marvin Ross
Party Girl - Adriana Karras
Pornookio - Milo Wesley
Contortionist - Marilyn Chen
Bartender at Sid's - Matthew Warzel
Painted Girl - Jordan Hairston
Bartender at Mermaid Bar - Angela Everhart
Young Porn Queen - Yvonne Zima
Pocahontas - Lexi Johnson
Exotic Girl at Sid's - Chloe Hurst
Officer McMillian - Gary Weeks
Dog Walker - Charles Green
Flight Deck Bartender - Gary Wolf
Perry the Lawyer - Steve Wilder
Maintenance Man - Hank Quillen
Bartender at Car Show - Michael Beasley
Paulsen-in-Porn - Dominic Bagarozzi
Tally-in-Porn - Karrueche Tran
Bartender at Mexican Restaurant - Carson Meyer
Auto Show Attendee - Cammy Aller
Bodyguard - Sala Baker
Spoon Girl - Kimberly Battista
70's Bouncer - Freedom Bridgewater
Cab Driver - Morgan Brown
The Emotions - Summer Cain
Teddy Bear Girl - Courtlyn Cannan
Porn Star Party Guest - Saundra Coller
Car Show Model - Michelle Cope
Paramedic - John Crosby
Spit Take Patron - Hal Dion
Daisy - Abbie Dunn
Party Guest - Payson Durant
Pirate Captain - Sacha A. Dzuba
Body Guard - Quinn Early
Bar Patron - Mark Falvo
Tube Top Chick - Rachel Faulkner
Porn Director - Frank Ferruccio
Orderly / Witness - Brian Gonzalez
Gala Guest - Lauren Hough
Gas Station Truck Driver - Daniel D. Houy
Dive Bar Patron / Bus Passenger - Barry W. Jerald Jr.
Protester - Taryn Jones
City Hall Official - Frederick Keeve
Man in Diner - Mark Kubr
Cocktail Waitress-Hotel Rooftop - Brett Larkins
Deputy Couey - Scott Ledbetter
Bobby's Mom - Hayley H. Long
LAPD Officer - George Thomas Mansel
White Rabbit - Philip Edward McFarlin
Hippy Girl - Anna McNiven
Car Show Attendee - Dana Clark McPherson
Bar Patron - Roger Neal
Phillip Bailey - Christian I. Noble
Penthouse Party Patron - M.V. Oliphant
Japanese Auto Executive - Chris Pak
Protester - Tamara Philbrick
Mansion Party Patron - Paul Michael Pouler
Cocktail Waitress - Carson Pursley
The Village People Chief - Jared M. Reeder
Muscle Car Driver - Dale Ritchey
Jack of Hearts - Zachariah Rogers
Comedy Store Waitress - Sandra Rosko
LA Traffic Jam Driver - Patti Schellhaas
Bar Patron - Blake Sewell
Cool Comedy Club / Mexican Resaurant Dude - Eric Shackelford
Porn Star - Carla Shinall
70's Disco Band Member - Darrell L. Shuler
Guy on Motorcycle - Cameron Simmons
Porn Star - Chris Stein
Holly's Friend - Anna Swiney
Taxi Cab Driver - Steven A.D. Taylor
Cashier - Holly Traister
Protester - JC Tremblay
Auto Gala Attendee - Zachary Vazquez