The Nice Guys quotes

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Set against the backdrop of 1977 Los Angeles, The Nice Guys opens when single father and licensed PI Holland March (Gosling) is hired to investigate the apparent suicide of famous porn star Misty Mountains. As the trail leads him to track down a girl named Amelia (Qualley), he encounters less licensed and less hands-off private eye Jackson Healey (Russell Crowe) and his brass knuckles, both hired by the young hippie. However, the situation takes a turn for the worse when Amelia vanishes and it becomes apparent that March wasn't the only party interested. As both men are forced to team up, they'll have to take on a world filled with eccentric goons, strippers dressed as mermaids and even a possible government conspiracy.

Director: Shane Black
Writer: Shane Black, Anthony Bagarozzi
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
Genre: action, comedy, crime, mystery, thriller
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $32,261,515
Released: 20 May 2016
Awards: 8 wins & 32 nominations.


54 Clips & Quotes

I'm saying - The Nice Guys 00:52 I'm saying I think I'm invincible - The Nice Guys 00:41 I think I'm invincible Guy without his balls - The Nice Guys 00:41 Guy without his balls What are you doing - The Nice Guys 00:50 What are you doing Jesus Christ - The Nice Guys 00:55 Jesus Christ You guys wanna see my dick - The Nice Guys 00:58 You guys wanna see my dick That's good - The Nice Guys 01:17 That's good You know who else was just following orders - The Nice Guys 00:40 You know who else was just following orders Sweetheart - The Nice Guys 00:57 Sweetheart I was in the pool - The Nice Guys 01:05 I was in the pool It's my husband - The Nice Guys 01:16 It's my husband Why don't we invite him in - The Nice Guys 00:48 Why don't we invite him in You're supposed to be at Jessica's - The Nice Guys 01:02 You're supposed to be at Jessica's Fucking Chet - The Nice Guys 00:40 Fucking Chet So does this mean my niece is dead - The Nice Guys 00:56 So does this mean my niece is dead Answers to - The Nice Guys 01:06 Answers to That's a lot of blood - The Nice Guys 00:47 That's a lot of blood What about - The Nice Guys 01:12 What about Don't say - The Nice Guys 01:12 Don't say All I told him was that if you want me to do that - The Nice Guys 00:44 All I told him was that if you want me to do that Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate - The Nice Guys 00:39 Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate You don't go up there - The Nice Guys 00:39 You don't go up there We can't talk to you - The Nice Guys 02:53 We can't talk to you They're smoking it - The Nice Guys 01:33 They're smoking it She's got dark hair - The Nice Guys 01:13 She's got dark hair My name is Judith Kuttner - The Nice Guys 01:13 My name is Judith Kuttner That's where I know you from - The Nice Guys 01:22 That's where I know you from It's not a porno - The Nice Guys 00:53 It's not a porno I'm fucking your dad - The Nice Guys 00:53 I'm fucking your dad You didn't fall down the fucking hill - The Nice Guys 00:53 You didn't fall down the fucking hill Jack Healy - The Nice Guys 00:53 Jack Healy And you are - The Nice Guys 00:57 And you are I work in a cesspool - The Nice Guys 00:45 I work in a cesspool You're the guy who beat up my dad - The Nice Guys 00:49 You're the guy who beat up my dad Who's that - The Nice Guys 00:51 Who's that It's not my nose that grows - The Nice Guys 00:51 It's not my nose that grows To the birds - The Nice Guys 00:43 To the birds Very reasonable - The Nice Guys 02:01 Very reasonable How do you like my car - The Nice Guys 00:44 How do you like my car Jesus tap dancing Christ - The Nice Guys 00:44 Jesus tap dancing Christ They got away with it - The Nice Guys 00:47 They got away with it The sun went down - The Nice Guys 00:40 The sun went down Holy fucking shit - The Nice Guys 00:45 Holy fucking shit Aren't you that diner guy - The Nice Guys 01:59 Aren't you that diner guy His name was Sid - The Nice Guys 00:52 His name was Sid The thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you from speaking - The Nice Guys 00:49 The thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you... I'm friends with a cop - The Nice Guys 00:57 I'm friends with a cop It sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life - The Nice Guys 00:54 It sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life You're the world's worst detective - The Nice Guys 00:54 You're the world's worst detective What do you think - The Nice Guys 00:54 What do you think Dean was a filmmaker - The Nice Guys 00:56 Dean was a filmmaker How'd you know my name was Buddy - The Nice Guys 00:45 How'd you know my name was Buddy Sometimes I feel okay about things - The Nice Guys 00:41 Sometimes I feel okay about things Is that a shirt - The Nice Guys 01:07 Is that a shirt

Cast

Jackson Healy - Russell Crowe
Holland March - Ryan Gosling
Holly March - Angourie Rice
John Boy - Matt Bomer
Amelia Kuttner - Margaret Qualley
Tally - Yaya DaCosta
Older Guy - Keith David
Blueface - Beau Knapp
Mrs. Glenn - Lois Smith
Misty Mountains - Murielle Telio
Bergen Paulsen - Gil Gerard
Jessica - Daisy Tahan
Judith Kuttner - Kim Basinger
Chet - Jack Kilmer
Kid on Bike - Lance Valentine Butler
Bobby - Ty Simpkins
Young Beauty - Cayla Brady
Reporter - Tammi Arender
Fred's Widow - Rebecca Dalton Rusk
Bourbon Bartender - Terence Rosemore
Peep Show Employee - John L. Morris
Medic - Michelle Rivera
Medic (as Nathan Scott) - Nathaniel 'Nate' Scott
Nun - Amy Goddard
Radio Annoucer (voice) - Frank Mottek
Healy's Ex-Wife - Joanne Spracklen
Stand Up Comic - Greg Lindsay
Janet - Maddie Compton
Smoker at Protest - J. Todd Anderson
Die-In Protester - Meredith Berg
Die-In Protester - Lauren Marini
Die-In Protester - Ward Roberts
Die-In Protester - Ryan Powers
Die-In Protester - Lauren Bair
Die-In Protester - Zarah Kulczycki
Die-In Protester (as Yuka Sano) - Hana Yuka Sano
Valet at Sid's - Marvin Ross
Party Girl - Rachele Brooke Smith
Party Girl - Adriana Karras
Pornookio - Milo Wesley
Contortionist - Marilyn Chen
Bartender at Sid's - Matthew Warzel
Painted Girl - Jordan Hairston
Bartender at Mermaid Bar - Angela Everhart
Dork - Joshua Hoover
Young Porn Queen - Yvonne Zima
Pocahontas - Lexi Johnson
Exotic Girl at Sid's - Chloe Hurst
Officer McMillian - Gary Weeks
Dog Walker - Charles Green
Flight Deck Bartender - Gary Wolf
Bumble - Hannibal Buress
Perry the Lawyer - Steve Wilder
Buddy - Garrett Carpenter
Maintenance Man - Hank Quillen
Bartender at Car Show - Michael Beasley
Paulsen-in-Porn - Dominic Bagarozzi
Tally-in-Porn - Karrueche Tran
Bartender at Mexican Restaurant - Carson Meyer
Auto Show Attendee - Cammy Aller
Bodyguard - Sala Baker
Spoon Girl - Kimberly Battista
Self - Elayne Boosler
70's Bouncer - Freedom Bridgewater
Bowler - Shaylin Broady
Cab Driver - Morgan Brown
The Emotions - Summer Cain
Teddy Bear Girl - Courtlyn Cannan
Porn Star Party Guest - Saundra Coller
Car Show Model - Michelle Cope
Paramedic - John Crosby
Spit Take Patron - Hal Dion
Daisy - Abbie Dunn
Party Guest - Payson Durant
Protestor - Mark Casimir Dyniewicz Jr.
Pirate Captain - Sacha A. Dzuba
Body Guard - Quinn Early
Bar Patron - Mark Falvo
Tube Top Chick - Rachel Faulkner
Porn Director - Frank Ferruccio
Orderly / Witness - Brian Gonzalez
Gala Guest - Lauren Hough
Gas Station Truck Driver - Daniel D. Houy
Dive Bar Patron / Bus Passenger - Barry W. Jerald Jr.
Protester - Taryn Jones
City Hall Official - Frederick Keeve
Man in Diner - Mark Kubr
Cocktail Waitress-Hotel Rooftop - Brett Larkins
Deputy Couey - Scott Ledbetter
Bobby's Mom - Hayley H. Long
LAPD Officer - George Thomas Mansel
White Rabbit - Philip Edward McFarlin
Hippy Girl - Anna McNiven
Car Show Attendee - Dana Clark McPherson
Bar Patron - Roger Neal
Phillip Bailey - Christian I. Noble
Penthouse Party Patron - M.V. Oliphant
Japanese Auto Executive - Chris Pak
Protester - Tamara Philbrick
Mansion Party Patron - Paul Michael Pouler
Cocktail Waitress - Carson Pursley
The Village People Chief - Jared M. Reeder
Muscle Car Driver - Dale Ritchey
Jack of Hearts - Zachariah Rogers
Comedy Store Waitress - Sandra Rosko
LA Traffic Jam Driver - Patti Schellhaas
Bar Patron - Blake Sewell
Cool Comedy Club / Mexican Resaurant Dude - Eric Shackelford
Porn Star - Carla Shinall
70's Disco Band Member - Darrell L. Shuler
Guy on Motorcycle - Cameron Simmons
Porn Star - Chris Stein
Holly's Friend - Anna Swiney
Taxi Cab Driver - Steven A.D. Taylor
Cashier - Holly Traister
Protester - JC Tremblay
Auto Gala Attendee - Zachary Vazquez