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"The Nice Guys" quotes

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In 1970s Los Angeles, a mismatched pair of private eyes investigate a missing girl and the mysterious death of a porn star.

Director: Shane Black
Writer: Shane Black, Anthony Bagarozzi
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2016
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $36,261,763
Released: 20 May 2016
Awards: 9 wins & 34 nominations

183 video clips

Holland MarchJackson HealyHolly MarchMrs. GlennFlight Deck BartenderJessicaBuddyKid On BikeJanetFred's WidowYoung Porn QueenDie-in ProtesterSmoker At ProtestParty GirlParty Girl #1Healy's Ex-wifeJudith KuttnerAmelia KuttnerBourbon BartenderPornookioMisty MountainsChet
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Guy without his balls - The Nice Guys 00:41 Guy without his balls Nope You guys wanna see my dick - The Nice Guys 00:11 Nope You guys wanna see my dick You beat people up and charge money - The Nice Guys 00:23 You beat people up and charge money Jesus Christ One at a time - The Nice Guys 00:13 Jesus Christ One at a time You know who else was just following orders Hitler - The Nice Guys 00:04 You know who else was just following orders Hitler You're supposed to be at Jessica's - The Nice Guys 00:10 You're supposed to be at Jessica's It's my husband - The Nice Guys 00:30 It's my husband Why don't we invite him in - The Nice Guys 00:07 Why don't we invite him in Do you by any chance know a girl named Amelia - The Nice Guys 00:22 Do you by any chance know a girl named Amelia I was in the pool - The Nice Guys 00:12 I was in the pool Fucking Chet - The Nice Guys 00:03 Fucking Chet So you know the old lady right - The Nice Guys 00:20 So you know the old lady right We can't talk to you We're dead - The Nice Guys 00:36 We can't talk to you We're dead Guys listen - The Nice Guys 00:16 Guys listen All I told him was that if you want me to do that - The Nice Guys 00:06 All I told him was that if you want me to do that You didn't fall down the fucking hill did you - The Nice Guys 00:17 You didn't fall down the fucking hill did you Place reeks of it They're smoking it - The Nice Guys 00:23 Place reeks of it They're smoking it Jack I'm fucking your dad - The Nice Guys 00:05 Jack I'm fucking your dad Hey that's where I know you from right The TV - The Nice Guys 00:24 Hey that's where I know you from right The TV I work in a cesspool Sex More sex - The Nice Guys 00:12 I work in a cesspool Sex More sex All right so then your solution was you make a porn film - The Nice Guys 00:10 All right so then your solution was you make a porn film My name is Judith Kuttner - The Nice Guys 00:10 My name is Judith Kuttner Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate - The Nice Guys 00:05 Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate You seen Chet the projectionist - The Nice Guys 00:11 You seen Chet the projectionist Just chill here you know She's gotta come back down - The Nice Guys 00:34 Just chill here you know She's gotta come back down Whoa Well we know Mary Jane turned up - The Nice Guys 00:09 Whoa Well we know Mary Jane turned up It's not my nose that grows - The Nice Guys 00:04 It's not my nose that grows How Do You Like My Car Big Boy - The Nice Guys 00:03 How Do You Like My Car Big Boy And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life - The Nice Guys 00:10 And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's... The sun went up the sun went down - The Nice Guys 00:07 The sun went up the sun went down Jesus tap dancing Christ - The Nice Guys 00:05 Jesus tap dancing Christ Hey aren't you that diner guy - The Nice Guys 00:35 Hey aren't you that diner guy I'm friends with a cop you know - The Nice Guys 00:10 I'm friends with a cop you know You're the world's worst detective - The Nice Guys 00:09 You're the world's worst detective No his name was Sid Sid Hatrack Yeah - The Nice Guys 00:14 No his name was Sid Sid Hatrack Yeah You know the thing about keeping your mouth closed is it prevents you from speaking - The Nice Guys 00:09 You know the thing about keeping your mouth closed is it... Holy fucking shit Oh - The Nice Guys 00:04 Holy fucking shit Oh Dean was a filmmaker Um - The Nice Guys 00:15 Dean was a filmmaker Um Sometimes I feel okay about things - The Nice Guys 00:06 Sometimes I feel okay about things Is that a shirt - The Nice Guys 00:13 Is that a shirt I'm saying - The Nice Guys 00:34 I'm saying You made a porno film where the point was the plot - The Nice Guys 00:07 You made a porno film where the point was the plot I think I'm invincible - The Nice Guys 00:08 I think I'm invincible Munich - The Nice Guys 00:29 Munich Sweetheart - The Nice Guys 00:21 Sweetheart But if things get rough I'm injured - The Nice Guys 00:09 But if things get rough I'm injured Answers to - The Nice Guys 00:20 Answers to March gun gun - The Nice Guys 00:09 March gun gun What are you doing - The Nice Guys 00:08 What are you doing So does this mean my niece is dead - The Nice Guys 00:20 So does this mean my niece is dead That's a lot of blood - The Nice Guys 00:14 That's a lot of blood She's got dark hair - The Nice Guys 00:14 She's got dark hair I got a gun pointed directly at your daughter's spine - The Nice Guys 00:23 I got a gun pointed directly at your daughter's spine All right which one of you cock and balls wants to make 20 bucks huh - The Nice Guys 00:09 All right which one of you cock and balls wants to make 20... You're the guy who beat up my dad - The Nice Guys 00:09 You're the guy who beat up my dad Jack Healy - The Nice Guys 00:20 Jack Healy To the birds - The Nice Guys 00:04 To the birds They got away with it - The Nice Guys 00:23 They got away with it What do you think - The Nice Guys 00:27 What do you think How'd you know my name was Buddy - The Nice Guys 00:13 How'd you know my name was Buddy I'm done Put a fork in me - The Nice Guys 00:06 I'm done Put a fork in me Look if you come in here you beat up on me you trash the place - The Nice Guys 00:23 Look if you come in here you beat up on me you trash the... Okay Jesus - The Nice Guys 00:08 Okay Jesus Hi everyone Hey - The Nice Guys 00:20 Hi everyone Hey And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's life - The Nice Guys 00:10 And it sounds like you might have saved my daughter's... Bart, Sarah and Jonathan are spending their leisure day at the city pool. - The Nice Guys 00:08 Bart, Sarah and Jonathan are spending their leisure day at t... Come on, let's go down and see your dad. - The Nice Guys 00:08 Come on, let's go down and see your dad. Congratulations, buddy. - The Nice Guys 00:06 Congratulations, buddy. Do you mind if I have an apple? - The Nice Guys 00:08 Do you mind if I have an apple? Don't you know it's rude to eavesdrop? - The Nice Guys 00:13 Don't you know it's rude to eavesdrop? "Equanimity. - The Nice Guys 00:09 "Equanimity. - Excuse me. - Evening. - The Nice Guys 00:18 - Excuse me. - Evening. Excuse me, excuse me. - The Nice Guys 00:19 Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me. - The Nice Guys 00:13 Excuse me. Fuck! Motherfucker, my fucking hand! - The Nice Guys 00:08 Fuck! Motherfucker, my fucking hand! Fuck. - The Nice Guys 00:06 Fuck. Fuck! - The Nice Guys 00:13 Fuck! Fuck! - The Nice Guys 00:14 Fuck! Get me that fucking film. Move it. - The Nice Guys 00:11 Get me that fucking film. Move it. He accepted her betrayal with equanimity. - The Nice Guys 00:16 He accepted her betrayal with equanimity. Healy. Healy! - The Nice Guys 00:30 Healy. Healy! Healy, there's no one here. - The Nice Guys 00:05 Healy, there's no one here. He's gone. - The Nice Guys 00:07 He's gone. Hey. Hey, Chet. - The Nice Guys 00:24 Hey. Hey, Chet. Hey, man. - The Nice Guys 00:07 Hey, man. Hey, pal, what can I do you for? - The Nice Guys 00:12 Hey, pal, what can I do you for? Hey. - The Nice Guys 00:21 Hey. Hey. Why didn't you watch my movie? - The Nice Guys 00:10 Hey. Why didn't you watch my movie? - Hi, everyone. - Hey. - The Nice Guys 00:17 - Hi, everyone. - Hey.
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Cast

Jackson Healy - Russell Crowe
Holland March - Ryan Gosling
Holly March - Angourie Rice
John Boy - Matt Bomer
Amelia Kuttner - Margaret Qualley
All Cast