Hey, aren't you that diner guy? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I gotta know....

Holland March: Hey, aren't you that diner guy? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I gotta know. Jackson Healy: I don't wanna get into it right now. Holland March: You gotta get into it. I gotta know. You're the diner guy. Jackson Healy: [sighs] Alright... Holland March: Yesss... Jackson Healy: [in flashback] I was at a diner in Hollywood and this asshole with a shotgun started threatening people. Holland March: [March is lying on his back on the diving board] I love it. It's the best story I've ever heard. Jackson Healy: [In the flashback, Healy grabs the shotgun, and hits the guy in the face with it] So I did something about it. I acted. I didn't plan to, I didn't, you know. I just did it. I took that guy out. I didn't even get paid for it. So I ended up with a bullet in the bicep and 500 bucks of hospital bills. It was stupid, really. When I think about it, it was the best day of my life. Holland March: [March is asleep on the diving board, snoring] ...